That High Comp
console and controllers sold separatly)
fixed my cat a plate of tiny tuna
sandwiches. that high.
Outside looking at the stars with
friends, heard a neighbor rustling
around on the other side of the
fence. Afraid of getting busted,
and in order to keep him away,
yelled "l' m poopin'." at the top of
my lungs. That high.
Listening to The Lion King
soundtrack and watching my
itunes Visualizer under my
comforter. I swear I' m in the 12th
dimension of Africa right now.
I was looking at the back of a
container of salt reading the
nutrition facts. I looked over to
my friend and said, "OH MY GOD
THERE IS so MUCH SODIUM IN
I just took Viagra. I' m a chick. My
guy friend just took Midol. We' re
waiting to see what happens.
got locked in my bathroom after i
couldn' t figure out why the light
switch wouldn' t open the door.
Smoked two Joints and watched
The Neverending Story, but had
to turn it off half way through
because I was worried it would
never end. That High.
chewed water. That high.
Thought my neighbors would
know I was high if I walked my
dog in my pajamas. I put on a tux,
I don' t think they noticed a thing.
I made a perfect peanut butter
sandwich, and took to my
bedroom and tucked it in,
because I felt like a proud dad.
walkin down a street with a few
buddies when we noticed
somebody was watching
southpark in their house. we sat
on the curb and watched . That
I watched my friend wipe up a
spill with his cat and thought it
was a normal thing. That high.
Ii for moar?