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United State's Navy

Not surprising

This ACTUAL radio
converstion of a " naval the cannadian
authorities off the most of Drtuber
MBS. Radio conversation released by the Chief of
Naval Operat" .
Canadians:
Please divert course " i: :: r the Sold":
to avoid a ollision.
Americans
Recommend you divert anfour nurse 15
North.
Canadia re:
Negative. You will have to divert you coo we 15
dereks to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans
This Etta Captain on US Harv ship. again,
divert TDD Reirse.
Canadians:
No. I salt again, you .
THIS is THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE
SECOND LARGEST SHIP INTHE UNITED STATES ATLA NAIC
FLEET. WE ARE HEM FANNED BY THREE RS, THREE
CRUISERS AND SLIPPERY ‘JESSE IS. I
you CHANGE YOUR 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY
THAT' S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKER TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF
THIS SHIP,
Canada:
We are a lighthouse, portal
Either Thumb up er down,
just don' t skip!
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User avatar #89 - cjklefty (12/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
A Canadian Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the Canadian, US, English, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French Admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, North Americans generally learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the Canadian Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard a pin drop.
User avatar #131 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
And then the light house changed 15 degrees north.
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#71 - doctorfailkins (12/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#51 - communistunicorn (12/06/2011) [-]
Not only have you reposted something I've seen at least 4 times, you added thumbwhoring to the end.
User avatar #36 - LtMcG (12/06/2011) [-]
Having experience with the Navy, this conversation doesn't seem legit. It's way too casual and missing out some important information
#275 - thesmartatheist (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The story is true, but it did not happen between the Americans and the Canadians. The dialogue was also changed drastically. Some psychologists use this to explain a paradigm shift, a change in attitude due to an event or realization. This story was mainly changed to make Americans look stupid.
#296 - simplescience (12/06/2011) [+] (9 replies)
-Yet another piece of content bashing America

-Nearly 2k green thumbs.

-A piece of content bashing any other country

-"That's not funny. Wtf man?"
#62 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
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#94 - peachaw (12/06/2011) [+] (7 replies)
saw this joke in a swedish commercial... this transcript from an "ACTUAL" conversasion smells like **** to me...

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#91 - maunukki (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#423 - guymandude (12/07/2011) [-]
U.S. Navy's Response:

Then take your goddamn lighthouse,
and push it 15 degrees north
#255 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
*cough*
#192 - bbmp (12/06/2011) [-]
Who's Canada?
#38 - Ninjabears (12/06/2011) [-]
Here comes an "America is Stupid" ********* .
#226 - thexxtalonxx (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Repost and proven fake by the Canadian Military Intelligence.
#211 - FightClub (12/06/2011) [-]
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reposting **** since 1747
User avatar #82 - mrblueftw (12/06/2011) [-]
Too bad this has never happened since the Lincoln has never even went as far up CAnada
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