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#294 - lazysandwichmaker
Reply +13
(12/06/2011) [-]
1) Have the world think I slept with them- If girls think I did, I'd get more pussy. Win win situation.
2) Fly naked- I'd just fly up higher so no-one could see me, or, better yet, emotionally scar everyone who happens to look up that day.
3) Cheeto Fingers- If I was ever a bit peckish, I could just lick my fingers for a while.
4) Sit naked- THE MONEY, MAN. THE ******* MONEY.
5) Saran Wrap- I'd just have to grit my teeth at the horrible sound. Or put in some headphones.
6) James Earl Jones- He's just fantastic.
7) Smell a fart all day- I don't want people to think I'm smelly.
8) Shut your hand- You could be seriously hurt by falling down a staircase, but the most that could do is break my hand.
9) Porn of my parents- ...I've seen them do weirder things.
#325 to #294 - neoncookie
Reply +7
(12/06/2011) [-]
im intrigued, what weirder things have you seen them do ? O.o
#572 to #325 - lazysandwichmaker
Reply 0
(12/07/2011) [-]
I don't wish to remember it. Pic sort of related.
#575 to #572 - neoncookie
Reply 0
(12/07/2011) [-]
Thats a cock tease, like saying "Ive got something great to tell you....." its not like i know you or your parents in real life
#574 to #572 - neoncookie
Reply 0
(12/07/2011) [-]
Thats a cock tease, like saying "Ive got something great to tell you....." its not like i know you or your parents in real life