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#176 - poutinesalad (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with the VS models.  I dont give a 						****					 if noone knows, thats a good stat.  
  
Fly naked.  Best sex position ever.  
  
Cheeto fingers, that 						******					 delicious.  
  
Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.  
  
Saran wrap, stick it to me so the 						****					 stay in place til' I find TP.  
  
Morgan Freeman.  Noone other than god can narrate my life.  
  
Smell like fart.  I just 						******					 Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.  
  
Hand, 						****					 it, better than taking a step to the tooth.  
  
Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.  
  
						****					 y'all I'm out!
Sleep with the VS models. I dont give a **** if noone knows, thats a good stat.

Fly naked. Best sex position ever.

Cheeto fingers, that ****** delicious.

Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.

Saran wrap, stick it to me so the **** stay in place til' I find TP.

Morgan Freeman. Noone other than god can narrate my life.

Smell like fart. I just ****** Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.

Hand, **** it, better than taking a step to the tooth.

Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.

**** y'all I'm out!
#505 to #176 - randyhat (12/06/2011) [-]
Having sex in the air? Talk about bringing the mile high club to a whole new level :D
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