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#176 - poutinesalad (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with the VS models.  I dont give a fuck if noone knows, thats a good stat.  
  
Fly naked.  Best sex position ever.  
  
Cheeto fingers, that shit's delicious.  
  
Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.  
  
Saran wrap, stick it to me so the shit stay in place til' I find TP.  
  
Morgan Freeman.  Noone other than god can narrate my life.  
  
Smell like fart.  I just fucked Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.  
  
Hand, fuck it, better than taking a step to the tooth.  
  
Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.  
  
Fuck y'all I'm out!
Sleep with the VS models. I dont give a fuck if noone knows, thats a good stat.

Fly naked. Best sex position ever.

Cheeto fingers, that shit's delicious.

Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.

Saran wrap, stick it to me so the shit stay in place til' I find TP.

Morgan Freeman. Noone other than god can narrate my life.

Smell like fart. I just fucked Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.

Hand, fuck it, better than taking a step to the tooth.

Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.

Fuck y'all I'm out!
#505 to #176 - randyhat (12/06/2011) [-]
Having sex in the air? Talk about bringing the mile high club to a whole new level :D
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