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Would you rather?

models, but be forced to never tell
anyone about it. _
OR spend a night in a hotel
room just chatting with 4
Victories Secret models and
have the whole world think
you slept with them?
Have the ability to
fly, but every time
you flew, you
were naked...
OR have the ability to be
invisible, but anytime you
went invisible, people nearby
would talk sh" t about you?
4 popcorn kernel
in your throat...
OR have
forever?
Work your dream job N
for no wages, relying
only on welfare
payments to survive.,
OR sit naked In a completely
empty white room from 8 to 5
Monday to Saturday for
million a year?
wrap?
Have your life
narrated by
Morgan Freeman...
OR James Earl Jones?
Smell a fart all day, all
the time that nobody
else can smell .
OR have everyone
think you smell like
a fart, but you don' t
smell it?
Fall down every
staircase you av'"'
come across...
OR shut your
hand in every door
you open?
Watch porn with
x your parents... "
OR watch porn
of your parents?
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#60 - jesusmcbatmanjones
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Could I watch porn OF my parents WITH my parents?
Could I watch porn OF my parents WITH my parents?
#206 - RoyalNightmare
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#218 to #206 - markrentboyrents **User deleted account**
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#176 - poutinesalad
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Sleep with the VS models.  I dont give a **** if noone knows, thats a good stat.  
  
Fly naked.  Best sex position ever.  
  
Cheeto fingers, that ****** delicious.  
  
Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.  
  
Saran wrap, stick it to me so the **** stay in place til' I find TP.  
  
Morgan Freeman.  Noone other than god can narrate my life.  
  
Smell like fart.  I just ****** Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.  
  
Hand, **** it, better than taking a step to the tooth.  
  
Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.  
  
**** y'all I'm out!
Sleep with the VS models. I dont give a **** if noone knows, thats a good stat.

Fly naked. Best sex position ever.

Cheeto fingers, that ****** delicious.

Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.

Saran wrap, stick it to me so the **** stay in place til' I find TP.

Morgan Freeman. Noone other than god can narrate my life.

Smell like fart. I just ****** Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.

Hand, **** it, better than taking a step to the tooth.

Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.

**** y'all I'm out!
#505 to #176 - randyhat
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Having sex in the air? Talk about bringing the mile high club to a whole new level :D
#8 - friednazi
Reply +73 123456789123345869
(12/06/2011) [-]
My dream job is getting paid 10 million a year for nothing.
My dream job is getting paid 10 million a year for nothing.
User avatar #14 to #8 - Aleafe
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Become lil john?...
#494 to #14 - Keat
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(12/06/2011) [-]
thumb for you.
thumb for you.
#376 to #14 - iamthebestinthewar
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#269 - Jameshaich
Reply +53 123456789123345869
(12/06/2011) [-]
> Take job to sit naked alone
> Masterbait all day
Paid to masterbait is my dream job
#470 to #269 - anon id: 716f7189
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(12/06/2011) [-]
masturbate*
#55 - SeekerofP
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(12/06/2011) [-]
all of them.
#346 - bionicchipmonk
Reply +30 123456789123345869
(12/06/2011) [-]
I wish I picked the door.
I wish I picked the door.
User avatar #283 - mathmatical
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(12/06/2011) [-]
would you rather have sex with a stranger and kill your own father, or kill a stranger and have sex with your father
User avatar #531 to #283 - SilentFroD
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(12/06/2011) [-]
Id kill my dad because he abandoned me when i was 2 so he basically is a stranger
User avatar #565 to #531 - mathmatical
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(12/07/2011) [-]
then yeah i think thats best... :C sorry...
User avatar #327 - aiphrem
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(12/06/2011) [-]
-**** the 4 models. Who gives a **** what other people say/think
-Fly and show off the junk that proudly penetrated the 4 models
-Always have cheetos fingers, but constantly wear gloves
-Take the white room job for one year, and after you have 5 mill, get your dream job
-Use saran wrap. At least you still have an ass.
-Morgan. *******. Freeman.
-Everyone else think you smell like fart. Then you can say: "whoever smelt it dealt it"
-Fall down every staircase, but always prepare yourself to fall down. Besides, you'll be going through WAY more doors than staircases in your life.
-Watch porn with your parents.
User avatar #231 - jouten
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(12/06/2011) [-]
This made me think...
#236 to #231 - kismonos
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User avatar #237 to #236 - jouten
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(12/06/2011) [-]
So I'm not allowed to comment anymore?
#246 to #237 - rushnroulette **User deleted account**
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User avatar #254 to #246 - silverspoonbrony
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(12/06/2011) [-]
MAN
WHAT A BRO!
#263 to #237 - cdula
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(12/06/2011) [-]
**cdula is jelly**
How do you have red text? I can do stuff in blue text like above.
User avatar #268 to #263 - jouten
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(12/06/2011) [-]
pretty little princess in a dress has to give it you
#272 to #268 - cdula
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(12/06/2011) [-]
pretty little princess in a dress doesn't love me enough. So i'm just gonna GTFO.
pretty little princess in a dress doesn't love me enough. So i'm just gonna GTFO.
User avatar #270 to #263 - jouten
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(12/06/2011) [-]
pretty little princess in a dress has to give it to you
User avatar #262 to #237 - twilightbrony
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(12/06/2011) [-]
what he say?
User avatar #264 to #262 - jouten
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(12/06/2011) [-]
"Oh look I have red text, I have to comment so everybody sees" or something like that...
User avatar #271 to #264 - twilightbrony
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(12/06/2011) [-]
what a Richard Simmons
he obviously jelly