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models, but be forced to never tell
anyone about it. _
OR spend a night in a hotel
room just chatting with 4
Victories Secret models and
have the whole world think
you slept with them?
Have the ability to
fly, but every time
you flew, you
were naked...
OR have the ability to be
invisible, but anytime you
went invisible, people nearby
would talk sh" t about you?
4 popcorn kernel
in your throat...
OR have
forever?
Work your dream job N
for no wages, relying
only on welfare
payments to survive.,
OR sit naked In a completely
empty white room from 8 to 5
Monday to Saturday for
million a year?
wrap?
Have your life
narrated by
Morgan Freeman...
OR James Earl Jones?
Smell a fart all day, all
the time that nobody
else can smell .
OR have everyone
think you smell like
a fart, but you don' t
smell it?
Fall down every
staircase you av'"'
come across...
OR shut your
hand in every door
you open?
Watch porn with
x your parents... "
OR watch porn
of your parents?
...
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#60 - jesusmcbatmanjones (12/06/2011) [-]
Could I watch porn OF my parents WITH my parents?
Could I watch porn OF my parents WITH my parents?
#176 - poutinesalad (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with the VS models.  I dont give a 			****		 if noone knows, thats a good stat.  
  
Fly naked.  Best sex position ever.  
  
Cheeto fingers, that 			******		 delicious.  
  
Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.  
  
Saran wrap, stick it to me so the 			****		 stay in place til' I find TP.  
  
Morgan Freeman.  Noone other than god can narrate my life.  
  
Smell like fart.  I just 			******		 Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.  
  
Hand, 			****		 it, better than taking a step to the tooth.  
  
Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.  
  
			****		 y'all I'm out!
Sleep with the VS models. I dont give a **** if noone knows, thats a good stat.

Fly naked. Best sex position ever.

Cheeto fingers, that ****** delicious.

Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.

Saran wrap, stick it to me so the **** stay in place til' I find TP.

Morgan Freeman. Noone other than god can narrate my life.

Smell like fart. I just ****** Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.

Hand, **** it, better than taking a step to the tooth.

Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.

**** y'all I'm out!
#505 to #176 - randyhat (12/06/2011) [-]
Having sex in the air? Talk about bringing the mile high club to a whole new level :D
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#8 - friednazi (12/06/2011) [-]
My dream job is getting paid 10 million a year for nothing.
My dream job is getting paid 10 million a year for nothing.
User avatar #14 to #8 - Aleafe (12/06/2011) [-]
Become lil john?...
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#494 to #14 - Keat (12/06/2011) [-]
thumb for you.
thumb for you.
#346 - bionicchipmonk (12/06/2011) [-]
I wish I picked the door.
I wish I picked the door.
User avatar #283 - mathmatical (12/06/2011) [-]
would you rather have sex with a stranger and kill your own father, or kill a stranger and have sex with your father
User avatar #531 to #283 - SilentFroD (12/06/2011) [-]
Id kill my dad because he abandoned me when i was 2 so he basically is a stranger
User avatar #565 to #531 - mathmatical (12/07/2011) [-]
then yeah i think thats best... :C sorry...
#269 - Jameshaich (12/06/2011) [-]
> Take job to sit naked alone
> Masterbait all day
Paid to masterbait is my dream job
#470 to #269 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
masturbate*
#55 - SeekerofP (12/06/2011) [-]
all of them.
User avatar #327 - aiphrem (12/06/2011) [-]
- **** the 4 models. Who gives a **** what other people say/think
-Fly and show off the junk that proudly penetrated the 4 models
-Always have cheetos fingers, but constantly wear gloves
-Take the white room job for one year, and after you have 5 mill, get your dream job
-Use saran wrap. At least you still have an ass.
-Morgan. ******* . Freeman.
-Everyone else think you smell like fart. Then you can say: "whoever smelt it dealt it"
-Fall down every staircase, but always prepare yourself to fall down. Besides, you'll be going through WAY more doors than staircases in your life.
-Watch porn with your parents.
#393 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
jokes on you op my dream job is sitting completely naked in an empty white room
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#382 - thingamajig (12/06/2011) [-]
Sitting naked in a empty room is my dream job.
Sitting naked in a empty room is my dream job.
#294 - lazysandwichmaker (12/06/2011) [-]
1) Have the world think I slept with them- If girls think I did, I'd get more pussy. Win win situation.
2) Fly naked- I'd just fly up higher so no-one could see me, or, better yet, emotionally scar everyone who happens to look up that day.
3) Cheeto Fingers- If I was ever a bit peckish, I could just lick my fingers for a while.
4) Sit naked- THE MONEY, MAN. THE ******* MONEY.
5) Saran Wrap- I'd just have to grit my teeth at the horrible sound. Or put in some headphones.
6) James Earl Jones- He's just fantastic.
7) Smell a fart all day- I don't want people to think I'm smelly.
8) Shut your hand- You could be seriously hurt by falling down a staircase, but the most that could do is break my hand.
9) Porn of my parents- ...I've seen them do weirder things.
User avatar #325 to #294 - neoncookie (12/06/2011) [-]
im intrigued, what weirder things have you seen them do ? O.o
#572 to #325 - lazysandwichmaker (12/07/2011) [-]
I don't wish to remember it. Pic sort of related.
User avatar #575 to #572 - neoncookie (12/07/2011) [-]
Thats a cock tease, like saying "Ive got something great to tell you....." its not like i know you or your parents in real life
User avatar #574 to #572 - neoncookie (12/07/2011) [-]
Thats a cock tease, like saying "Ive got something great to tell you....." its not like i know you or your parents in real life
#252 - muzzleloader (12/06/2011) [-]
I wrote out my answers to every one of these, thinking that was the point; seeing the comments, I now feel weird posting them...
I wrote out my answers to every one of these, thinking that was the point; seeing the comments, I now feel weird posting them...
#509 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
1. **** them.
2. Invisible, **** what people say.
3. Cheetos.
4. White room. Quit after a few years.
5. Saran wrap, just crumple it all up so it works better.
6. Freeman.
7. Endure smell. Probably get used to it eventually or just breathe through my mouth.
8. Fall down stairs. Brother broke my fingers when we were kids slamming them in a door, so **** that.
9. Watch with. Just as awkward as watching a movie with a sex scene in it with them. Awkward but survivable. Porn of them? Can't unsee.
#553 to #509 - eyeofsauron (12/06/2011) [-]
I agree with you. I would pick popcorn kernel though. For the stairs, you could also avoid them most of the time, you can't avoid doors easily though.
#507 - picnicburrito (12/06/2011) [-]
****		 yeah i'd fly nude. i aint hiding 			****		. they be like 'oh 			****		 looks its a bird','no its a plane' and then id be all 'no its just my huge man shaft. hop off my dick, bitches' and then id 			****		 on them or something.
**** yeah i'd fly nude. i aint hiding **** . they be like 'oh **** looks its a bird','no its a plane' and then id be all 'no its just my huge man shaft. hop off my dick, bitches' and then id **** on them or something.
User avatar #465 - spadaseisnueve (12/06/2011) [-]
Sleep with them
Fly naked
Kernel
$5 Million a year (Im naked already from flying anyways, and ill be sleeping with the models since no one will believe that's what i'm doing)
Saran wrap
Morgan Freeman
Smell the fart
Fall down the stairs (Which I will never take since I can fly)
Watch porn with my parents lol
#471 to #465 - dumbmonkey (12/06/2011) [-]
those were hard choices, but i agree with you.
User avatar #473 to #471 - spadaseisnueve (12/06/2011) [-]
I think the hardest one is the porn one. No matter what you choose you will lose .... Unless you have some sexy ass parents.
#474 to #473 - dumbmonkey (12/06/2011) [-]
Yeah lol
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#57 - compass (12/06/2011) [-]
I would sit in the white room from 8 to 5, because then I would stay up all night the night before, and just get paid to sleep. Problem?
I would sit in the white room from 8 to 5, because then I would stay up all night the night before, and just get paid to sleep. Problem?
#31 - csforlife (12/06/2011) [-]
Question, can I lick the cheeto fingers?
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