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models, but be forced to never tell
anyone about it. _
OR spend a night in a hotel
room just chatting with 4
Victories Secret models and
have the whole world think
you slept with them?
Have the ability to
fly, but every time
you flew, you
were naked...
OR have the ability to be
invisible, but anytime you
went invisible, people nearby
would talk sh" t about you?
4 popcorn kernel
in your throat...
OR have
forever?
Work your dream job N
for no wages, relying
only on welfare
payments to survive.,
OR sit naked In a completely
empty white room from 8 to 5
Monday to Saturday for
million a year?
wrap?
Have your life
narrated by
Morgan Freeman...
OR James Earl Jones?
Smell a fart all day, all
the time that nobody
else can smell .
OR have everyone
think you smell like
a fart, but you don' t
smell it?
Fall down every
staircase you av'"'
come across...
OR shut your
hand in every door
you open?
Watch porn with
x your parents... "
OR watch porn
of your parents?
...
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#60 - jesusmcbatmanjones (12/06/2011) [-]
Could I watch porn OF my parents WITH my parents?
Could I watch porn OF my parents WITH my parents?
#206 - RoyalNightmare (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#176 - poutinesalad (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Sleep with the VS models.  I dont give a fuck if noone knows, thats a good stat.  
  
Fly naked.  Best sex position ever.  
  
Cheeto fingers, that shit's delicious.  
  
Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.  
  
Saran wrap, stick it to me so the shit stay in place til' I find TP.  
  
Morgan Freeman.  Noone other than god can narrate my life.  
  
Smell like fart.  I just fucked Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.  
  
Hand, fuck it, better than taking a step to the tooth.  
  
Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.  
  
Fuck y'all I'm out!
Sleep with the VS models. I dont give a fuck if noone knows, thats a good stat.

Fly naked. Best sex position ever.

Cheeto fingers, that shit's delicious.

Room, I'd learn to sleep through it and stay awake for the hours off work.

Saran wrap, stick it to me so the shit stay in place til' I find TP.

Morgan Freeman. Noone other than god can narrate my life.

Smell like fart. I just fucked Victoria's Secret models, I doubt any second rate women will even get me up after that.

Hand, fuck it, better than taking a step to the tooth.

Watch porn with parents. Awkward but not disturbing.

Fuck y'all I'm out!
#8 - friednazi ONLINE (12/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)
My dream job is getting paid 10 million a year for nothing.
My dream job is getting paid 10 million a year for nothing.
User avatar #14 to #8 - Aleafe (12/06/2011) [-]
Become lil john?...
#269 - Jameshaich (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
> Take job to sit naked alone
> Masterbait all day
Paid to masterbait is my dream job
#55 - SeekerofP (12/06/2011) [-]
all of them.
#346 - bionicchipmonk (12/06/2011) [-]
I wish I picked the door.
I wish I picked the door.
User avatar #283 - mathmatical (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
would you rather have sex with a stranger and kill your own father, or kill a stranger and have sex with your father
User avatar #327 - aiphrem (12/06/2011) [-]
-Fuck the 4 models. Who gives a shit what other people say/think
-Fly and show off the junk that proudly penetrated the 4 models
-Always have cheetos fingers, but constantly wear gloves
-Take the white room job for one year, and after you have 5 mill, get your dream job
-Use saran wrap. At least you still have an ass.
-Morgan. fucking. Freeman.
-Everyone else think you smell like fart. Then you can say: "whoever smelt it dealt it"
-Fall down every staircase, but always prepare yourself to fall down. Besides, you'll be going through WAY more doors than staircases in your life.
-Watch porn with your parents.
#393 - anonymous (12/06/2011) [-]
jokes on you op my dream job is sitting completely naked in an empty white room
User avatar #231 - jouten (12/06/2011) [+] (11 replies)
This made me think...
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User avatar #41 - AustintheAtrain (12/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Sleep with them
Fly Naked
Cheeto fingers
White room
Sand Paper
Morgan Freeman
Smell a fart
Shut my hand
Watch with my parents
#213 - veganbro (12/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I don't really get it. Who would choose to wipe ass with sandpaper if there was a option to have sex with 4 models instead???
#382 - thingamajig (12/06/2011) [-]
Sitting naked in a empty room is my dream job.
Sitting naked in a empty room is my dream job.
#294 - lazysandwichmaker (12/06/2011) [+] (4 replies)
1) Have the world think I slept with them- If girls think I did, I'd get more pussy. Win win situation.
2) Fly naked- I'd just fly up higher so no-one could see me, or, better yet, emotionally scar everyone who happens to look up that day.
3) Cheeto Fingers- If I was ever a bit peckish, I could just lick my fingers for a while.
4) Sit naked- THE MONEY, MAN. THE FUCKIN' MONEY.
5) Saran Wrap- I'd just have to grit my teeth at the horrible sound. Or put in some headphones.
6) James Earl Jones- He's just fantastic.
7) Smell a fart all day- I don't want people to think I'm smelly.
8) Shut your hand- You could be seriously hurt by falling down a staircase, but the most that could do is break my hand.
9) Porn of my parents- ...I've seen them do weirder things.
#252 - muzzleloader (12/06/2011) [-]
I wrote out my answers to every one of these, thinking that was the point; seeing the comments, I now feel weird posting them...
I wrote out my answers to every one of these, thinking that was the point; seeing the comments, I now feel weird posting them...
+1
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#335 - torquemada (12/06/2011) [-]
1.) Sex. I don't care whether or not other people think I've had sex or not.
2.) Fly. I'd just be like "watcha gonna do bout it?" to the people below.
3.) Sigh...popcorn kernel. How horrible.
4.) I would do the one for 5 million a year for a year then do the other one for the rest of my life. Winning!
5.) Saran wrap.
6.) Morgan Freeman. His voice is more calming.
7.) Smell a fart all day.
8.) Shut my hand in every open door. I'd wear gauntlets.
9.) Of my parents. I think getting a hard on in front of my parents would be infinitely worse.

This was fun, but next time get some BETTER options in there.
#89 - injinius (12/06/2011) [-]
fuck all the models
invisible
popcorn kernel
dream job
saran wrap
morgan freeman
smell a fart all day
staircase
porn with parents
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