Bear got trolled?. Boobs! /funny_pictures/2979466/Divine+Shower/ /funny_pictures/2979031/Mmmuuuuuuuuuuu/. Simon Hears my IO Challenges of Filming Bear in the Wi
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Simon Hears my IO Challenges of Filming Bear in the Wild
Trying to catch Search film in the wild can be challenging. See what photographer Simon ' s top ‘in memories
have been:
Wishing in Siberia, so I could put my hands back in my gloves.
9. Starting out ankle deep in the swamps , following Bear, and ‘in minutes later, being upto my neck
swimming!
3. Falling through Mating vegetation in Louisiana and becoming totally submerged while using the unprotected
main camera.
T. Trying to avoid getting bitten by the various snakes. There is think whats in the viewfinder is not
actuallity front ofyou.
E. camera in Indonesia afterthe underwater housing leaked during the stinger's kill. The saltwater should
have ruined it.
5. Falling over at the start ofthe Siberia shoot and smashing another polarizing filter. Thats
a.. Avoiding getting blown trothe mountain by the enormous Russian WIS helicopter as Bear is airlifted at the end of
the Siberia shoot.
3. Nine times out finding a bee' s nest halfway up a climb.
2. Knocking a contact lens out of my eye, then holding it in my mouth while getting into position on the skid ofa
1. We forgotten to press the record after Bear has eaten a disgusting grub. Then
ask him to do it again (quite enjoy that bit actually).
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#65 - IceBearJudgesYou (12/06/2011) [-]
Kinda wanted a face with a name.
#46 - derkio (12/06/2011) [-]
You found freshwater? Let me try it...
You found freshwater? Let me try it...
User avatar #90 to #46 - lietuvisss ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
From what kind of series is this ?
User avatar #97 to #90 - CarePackage (12/06/2011) [-]
Doctor Who
#53 - FightClub (12/06/2011) [-]
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#84 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
Alright..  
I'll do it again.
Alright..
I'll do it again.
User avatar #132 to #84 - awakendhybrid (12/06/2011) [-]
Ugh. thumbs for the gag reflex D:
User avatar #59 to #56 - benjezmo (12/06/2011) [-]
ANOTHER!
#40 - doctadoc (12/06/2011) [-]
This image has expired
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User avatar #47 to #13 - renjilonefox (12/06/2011) [-]
in all honesty, it's better than a lot of people on the internet, you shouldn't feel bad or ashamed at all.
User avatar #14 to #13 - dzamie (12/06/2011) [-]
Not really, actually. You're just missing the capitalization of the W in "when" and each "i", and a comma between "picture" and "I".
That's actually much better than most people who I usually correct.
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User avatar #17 to #16 - dzamie (12/06/2011) [-]
You're welcome. It's nice to see someone who is a little cautious about their grammar skills for once. I actually had someone correct my correction back to what it was once, and still kept arguing after I showed them three dictionary websites proving me right.
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#95 - idctroll (12/06/2011) [-]
**idctroll rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at I hate this ** LoL i would enjoy that too ;D
#92 - supermegasherman (12/06/2011) [-]
but i love that stuff
#30 - symbol (12/06/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #133 to #30 - awakendhybrid (12/06/2011) [-]
So...who is on the other side?
#31 to #30 - symbol (12/06/2011) [-]
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#101 - toxicnachos (12/06/2011) [-]
I thought it meant a REAL bear at first
User avatar #128 to #101 - youraveragebrony (12/06/2011) [-]
didn't we all?
#75 - jband (12/06/2011) [-]
**jband rolled a random image posted in comment #421400 at FILTHY BLACK SLUTS **
#36 - tolazytomakename (12/06/2011) [-]
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#4 - cjklefty (12/05/2011) [-]
Les Stroud does both those jobs at once
(Don't get me wrong Bear is a manly ****** but Les is better)
#42 to #4 - chopsaw (12/06/2011) [-]
i heard he was caught lying about where he was, like he would say hes in some jungle, and theres a highway behind him... not sure if true just a rumor.
User avatar #43 to #42 - cjklefty (12/06/2011) [-]
I heard the same thing but it was Bear Grylls not Les Stroud
User avatar #5 to #4 - OperationValkyrie (12/05/2011) [-]
Pffft. Dave and Cody for the ************* win.
User avatar #26 to #5 - cjklefty (12/06/2011) [-]
The dude that goes everywhere barefoot is a ******* champ. What a madman.
User avatar #27 to #26 - OperationValkyrie (12/06/2011) [-]
Ikr. I think if they put Mr. Rogers on a show like that it'd be number 1.
#136 to #4 - randomawesomfacetr (12/06/2011) [-]
his new show, Beyond Survival, is also awesome
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User avatar #48 to #4 - noly (12/06/2011) [-]
les' show was designed mainly to teach you how to survive in a certain area. Bear's show was designed to show how to get out of crazy ******* situations and show you what you can do if necessary to survive. Also Les has an unfair advantage with his +20 frost resistance
User avatar #9 to #4 - milkandmore (12/05/2011) [-]
Got nothing on my SAS beast!
#11 to #4 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
Honestly out of the three main survivalist shows mentioned in this post (Man Vs. Wild, Survivor man, and Dual Survival) I gotta say, Survivor man is my least favorite. For a few reasons.
1. He's less simulating a real situation, and more intentionally getting lost and not finding his way out. Its more of a "I'm here, so I'm gonna stay here and hope somebody rescues me" No self-rescue at all.
2. I'll be honest, most of his commentary is really boring.
3. He goes in with too much equipment. I've seen him use guns and tents and **** . Its like, thats camping. Granted, pretty hardcore camping, but camping.

I personally LOVE Dual survival. Its everything I want in a survival show, except for the fact they're never in the most nice to look at places. I like Bear grilles because he survives in lots of different conditions, snow, deserts, jungles, etc. Dual Survival and Survivor Man I've only ever seen forests, jungles, and deserts. But maybe that's just be being dumb / misinformed.
User avatar #19 to #11 - gammajk (12/06/2011) [-]
1. He doesn't wait for people to rescue him, he usually goes out after 1 week or moves to the rescue point for the entire week.
2. It's educational, but I still find it entertaining.
3. The only time I remember him bringing in a gun is when he went out in the wilderness of Newfoundland, but I haven't seen all his episodes, and I've never seen him use a tent.

I like man vs wild too, and haven't seen the others, but survivorman is my favourite.
User avatar #25 to #11 - cjklefty (12/06/2011) [-]
Ok well he does go to a designated point and he doesn't really just sit around waiting to be rescued. I've only ever seen him use a gun once and that was in the arctic where it is actually required to have a gun with you to go there (I remember him stating that). Also he had very strict rules that he couldn't use the rifle to hunt. I don't remember any episodes where he used a tent but I haven't seen them all so i can't say for sure if that's right.
#135 to #11 - randomawesomfacetr (12/06/2011) [-]
les did an episode in the arctic
User avatar #15 to #4 - trolljunkusa (12/06/2011) [-]
How the **** does he get those air shots then? Throw the camera in the air?
User avatar #22 to #15 - cjklefty (12/06/2011) [-]
Well if you notice the aerial shots tend to be at the beginning and end of the episodes. It's probably a helicopter that's dropping/picking him up.
User avatar #23 to #22 - trolljunkusa (12/06/2011) [-]
90% of the ones I've seen are in the middle of the ******* episode, go watch 5 episodes and you'll see
User avatar #33 to #23 - revanthewin (12/06/2011) [-]
He has a pole that clips onto his belt on one side and onto the camera on the other. I think that was what you were talking about. That's how he gets the shots of himself walking without holding the camera, anyway.
User avatar #34 to #33 - trolljunkusa (12/06/2011) [-]
I'm not talking about that at all
User avatar #39 to #34 - revanthewin (12/06/2011) [-]
How far away from him is the camera? It was probably a shot from a helicopter.
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User avatar #28 to #23 - cjklefty (12/06/2011) [-]
Relax yourself no need for the language man. You may be right but either way that still wouldn't really be support. It's just a helicopter doing fly by's to get a few good shots.
User avatar #29 to #28 - trolljunkusa (12/06/2011) [-]
He says he is completely alone

******* helicopters everywhere.

At least he should be honest
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User avatar #20 to #15 - xiox (12/06/2011) [-]
Camera on a stick(or pole, stick sounds cooler).
User avatar #21 to #20 - trolljunkusa (12/06/2011) [-]
Moving air shots
#89 to #4 - goldenvale (12/06/2011) [-]
Try finding water in a desert...
User avatar #134 to #89 - cjklefty (12/06/2011) [-]
Simple. Find some plastic (we litter everywhere anyway) and something to use as a container. Dig a hole and piss in the hole instead of your mouth. Place the container in the hole and put the plastic over it. The water in the piss evaporates and collects on the plastic and drips down in to the container. Drink the fresh clean water. Voila.
#7 to #4 - imadethistofap ONLINE (12/05/2011) [-]
you know what they say, Les is more
User avatar #125 to #7 - stickdick (12/06/2011) [-]
Screw you, I can't Bear to hear another pun.
#3 - enkypom (12/05/2011) [-]
my god, simon reay's one manly 			******		!
my god, simon reay's one manly ****** !
#61 - redjester (12/06/2011) [-]
**redjester rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Amish Gangsters ** mfw i have to drink ANOTHER bottle o piss
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#109 to #106 - greyhuk (12/06/2011) [-]
!!!! that is not the my little pony my kid sister watched
User avatar #112 to #109 - safo (12/06/2011) [-]
4chan made MLP famous and everyone jumped the wagon
#113 to #112 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
Actually I saw youtube videos and got curious, thats how I even knew it existed. And this was early when it got popular, before all of the furries migrated, and started ******** out porn by the tubloads
#107 - codoholic (12/06/2011) [-]
Do it -_-
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#68 to #67 - oblawlawblog (12/06/2011) [-]
Well, actually he's Serbian... And i'm dyslexic.
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User avatar #79 to #70 - ultraceegan (12/06/2011) [-]
you should go bowling could learn a few things
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User avatar #81 to #67 - techketzer (12/06/2011) [-]
He's Serbian.
#69 to #67 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
no
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