Quotes. okay i need your help. give me some good ideas . i got a few but the more you know the less you don't.. Amusing Quotations l never forget a face, but in
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Quotes

Quotes. okay i need your help. give me some good ideas . i got a few but the more you know the less you don't.. Amusing Quotations l never forget a face, but in

okay i need your help. give me some good ideas . i got a few but the more you know the less you don't.

Amusing
Quotations
l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite F"
in my neighborhood to-
my house, we balan en s
feast, and . killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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#350 to #13 - thwap **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #375 to #350 - Crossraod (12/06/2011) [-]
lol that picture is my first ever content
User avatar #20 to #13 - darudelink (12/05/2011) [-]
LOL
#5 - josieabby (12/05/2011) [-]
“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the **** I'm talking about.”
Ozzy Osbourne on "The Osbournes"
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#6 to #5 - ibar Comment deleted by ibar [-]
#330 to #5 - darthtiberius (12/06/2011) [-]
fave Ozzy story... apparently when he would go on tour, Satanists would follow and do the whole candle pentagram thing outside his hotel rooms he would stay at, trying to get him to come out and join the rituals. one day he had enough, went and sat down in the middle of the pentagram, blew out all the candles and started singing "happy birthday". MFW i heard this
User avatar #7 to #5 - ibar (12/05/2011) [-]
im going to try to use this one in the next set. if u don,t mined that is .
#9 to #7 - josieabby (12/05/2011) [-]
Of course I don't mind, friend. I love Ozzy, and the fact that he can make fun of himself, makes him even more awesome.
#4 - jremzthedragon (12/05/2011) [-]
Use the force- Dumbledore
#48 - rubberpig (12/05/2011) [-]
"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have three money and no kids?" -Homer Simpson
User avatar #427 to #48 - shadowkingdr (11/28/2014) [-]
you can sell kids on the market for twice that
#200 - darthblam ONLINE (12/05/2011) [-]
"When in doubt, C4" - Jamie Hyneman
#209 to #200 - navestotwo (12/05/2011) [-]
" I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
#187 - redliontwothree (12/05/2011) [-]
"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing wit no broke ****** " - Will Smith

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#191 to #187 - cappter has deleted their comment [-]
#194 to #187 - herashak (12/05/2011) [-]
Not sure if serious?
#199 to #194 - redliontwothree (12/05/2011) [-]
... not serious.
#205 to #199 - herashak (12/05/2011) [-]
Good.... good...
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#126 - memeoveruse **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#128 to #126 - anon (12/05/2011) [-]
DO IT Richard SimmonsGOT
#137 to #126 - anon (12/05/2011) [-]
+3
#131 to #126 - gizmobox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#135 to #126 - salamk (12/05/2011) [-]
to bad
to bad
User avatar #454 to #139 - dabombmanater (12/07/2011) [-]
hahaha irony
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#143 to #139 - xenothousand **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#167 to #126 - templestalker (12/05/2011) [-]
You've don goofed ur self
You've don goofed ur self
#284 - Bronboa (12/06/2011) [-]
"A world without children,
future generations will thank us."
-Stan Smith.
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#103 to #92 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#273 - Bronboa (12/06/2011) [-]
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG."
-Bill Gates.
#210 - callofvikings (12/05/2011) [-]
"............................................................................... ........" -- Helen Keller
User avatar #211 to #210 - navestotwo (12/05/2011) [-]
She actually could talk the whole time, it's just she forgot how. She makes speeches to this day even.
#213 to #211 - callofvikings (12/05/2011) [-]
"She Makes Speeches to this Day" ^^^ This Guy
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#225 to #216 - captan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#169 - eyeofmajora (12/05/2011) [-]
"PLLLLL AAARGH HA HAAAAAH UH HA!!"
-Tasmanian Devil
User avatar #258 to #169 - ugalabugala (12/06/2011) [-]
hdgrhdsjnhdes reduhre esjuemj - Busta Rhymes
User avatar #182 to #169 - beansncornbread (12/05/2011) [-]
hhhhhhhhhhnnnngnngngnghgnghnghhnghnh
-Helen Keller
#197 to #182 - iaintmad (12/05/2011) [-]
hey wait thats the heart attack guys saying
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#202 - forkidsmindsonly ONLINE (12/05/2011) [-]
"HUA HYU HUH HUA HUA HYU HUA HUH" - Link
#54 - postagestamp (12/05/2011) [-]
Bitch please @ George Clooney
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#64 to #54 - Das (12/05/2011) [-]
Hey, **** you Kennedy!
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