Quotes. okay i need your help. give me some good ideas . i got a few but the more you know the less you don't.. Amusing Quotations l never forget a face, but in
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okay i need your help. give me some good ideas . i got a few but the more you know the less you don't.

Amusing
Quotations
l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite F"
in my neighborhood to-
my house, we balan en s
feast, and . killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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#5 - josieabby (12/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the **** I'm talking about.”
Ozzy Osbourne on "The Osbournes"
#4 - jremzthedragon (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Use the force- Dumbledore
#13 - Crossraod (12/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#48 - rubberpig (12/05/2011) [-]
"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have three money and no kids?" -Homer Simpson
#90 - kingwadesky (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#35 - metaljunkies (12/05/2011) [-]
Genuine quotes
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#200 - darthblam (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"When in doubt, C4" - Jamie Hyneman
#187 - redliontwothree (12/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing wit no broke ****** " - Will Smith

#162 - DietBrisk (12/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
If you try and take a ****** apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is- oh wait
#38 - levt (12/05/2011) [-]
#92 - bowtiesarecool (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#169 - eyeofmajora (12/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
"PLLLLL AAARGH HA HAAAAAH UH HA!!"
-Tasmanian Devil
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#304 - lightpieking (12/06/2011) [-]
my favorite quote... of all time
#175 - romdadon (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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funny posts are what i look for  
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funnyjunk is where i go to laugh
funny posts are what i look for
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#3 - codyxvasco (12/05/2011) [+] (5 replies)
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Hitler used Paper!
#56 to #51 - robodick (12/05/2011) [-]
America?????
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