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Quotes. okay i need your help. give me some good ideas . i got a few but the more you know the less you don't.. Amusing Quotations l never forget a face, but in

okay i need your help. give me some good ideas . i got a few but the more you know the less you don't.

Amusing
Quotations
l never forget a face, but in
your case HI be glad to make
an exception"
Groucho Marx
If you try and take a cat apart to see
how it works, the first thing you have
on your hands is cat.
Douglas Adams '
The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen for girls and
for men."
L- Aristotle
Run for office'? No. I' slept with
i too many women, I' done too
many drugs, and I' been to
too many parties.
George Clooney
If you were my husband, iii
I' d put arsenic in your v
coffee.
Lady's; Astor ,
Madame, if I were
your husband,
l _ T l Iwould drink it.
f, k -Winston Churchill
I celebrated Thanksgiving in
Oldfashioned way. l invite F"
in my neighborhood to-
my house, we balan en s
feast, and . killed the _ T d
took their land. f
Jon Stewart
A pair of powerful spectacles
has sometimes sufficed to
cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
When did I realie I was God?
Well, I was praying and I
suddenly realized I was talking
to myself.
Peter O' Toole
With my wife I don' t get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to
the best woman a man ever had.'
The me.
Rodney Dangerfield
If you' re a lesbian, why P
are you turning me on'?"
Stephen Colbert PT'"
I rage's is when I cut my finger.'
Comedy is when you fall into
an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
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#5 - josieabby
Reply +322
(12/05/2011) [-]
“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the **** I'm talking about.”
Ozzy Osbourne on "The Osbournes"
#6 to #5 - ibar [OP]
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#330 to #5 - darthtiberius
Reply +9
(12/06/2011) [-]
fave Ozzy story... apparently when he would go on tour, Satanists would follow and do the whole candle pentagram thing outside his hotel rooms he would stay at, trying to get him to come out and join the rituals. one day he had enough, went and sat down in the middle of the pentagram, blew out all the candles and started singing "happy birthday". MFW i heard this
#7 to #5 - ibar [OP]
Reply +31
(12/05/2011) [-]
im going to try to use this one in the next set. if u don,t mined that is .
#9 to #7 - josieabby
Reply +48
(12/05/2011) [-]
Of course I don't mind, friend. I love Ozzy, and the fact that he can make fun of himself, makes him even more awesome.
#4 - jremzthedragon
Reply +149
(12/05/2011) [-]
Use the force- Dumbledore
#410 to #4 - salmoneus
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(12/06/2011) [-]
#13 - Crossraod
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(12/05/2011) [-]
#350 to #13 - thwap **User deleted account**
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#375 to #350 - Crossraod
Reply 0
(12/06/2011) [-]
lol that picture is my first ever content
#20 to #13 - darudelink
Reply +6
(12/05/2011) [-]
LOL
#48 - rubberpig
Reply +106
(12/05/2011) [-]
"I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have three money and no kids?" -Homer Simpson
#427 to #48 - shadowkingdr ONLINE
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(11/28/2014) [-]
you can sell kids on the market for twice that
#90 - kingwadesky
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(12/05/2011) [-]
#108 to #90 - hitnail
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#35 - metaljunkies
Reply +70
(12/05/2011) [-]
Genuine quotes
#126 - memeoveruse **User deleted account**
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#128 to #126 - anon
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(12/05/2011) [-]
DO IT Richard SimmonsGOT
#137 to #126 - anon
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#131 to #126 - gizmobox **User deleted account**
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#135 to #126 - salamk
Reply +4
(12/05/2011) [-]
to bad
to bad
#167 to #126 - templestalker
Reply +6
(12/05/2011) [-]
You've don goofed ur self
You've don goofed ur self
#139 to #126 - macdogg
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(12/05/2011) [-]
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#454 to #139 - dabombmanater
Reply -1
(12/07/2011) [-]
hahaha irony
#27 - davegrowl
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(12/05/2011) [-]
#200 - darthblam
Reply +47
(12/05/2011) [-]
"When in doubt, C4" - Jamie Hyneman
#209 to #200 - navestotwo
Reply +28
(12/05/2011) [-]
" I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
#187 - redliontwothree
Reply +45
(12/05/2011) [-]
"Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing wit no broke ******" - Will Smith

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#194 to #187 - herashak
Reply +3
(12/05/2011) [-]
Not sure if serious?
#199 to #194 - redliontwothree
Reply +14
(12/05/2011) [-]
... not serious.
#205 to #199 - herashak
Reply +6
(12/05/2011) [-]
Good.... good...