Elevator Fun. . Fun "fringes Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, You' re one of THEM" and back away slowly. Annouce in a demonic voi Youre a nigger
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Elevator Fun

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Fun "fringes
Stare at another
passenger for
awhile, then
announce in horror,
You' re one of THEM"
and back away slowly.
Annouce in a
demonic voice,
I must find
a more suitable
host body."
Stare, grinning at
another passenger
for awhile, and
then announce,
l have new
socks on."
Drop a pen and
wait until someone
reaches to help
pick it up, then
scream, "That' s mine!"
When the doors
close, announce to
the others,
It' s okay.
Don' t panic,
they open up again."
If anyone brushes
against you,
recoil and scream
Bad touch!"
When you get off
the elevator,
whisper to the
others who stayed
elevator NOW if I
were you."
When the other
people in the
elevator leave,
yell "SHARON!"
motionless in the
corner, facing the
wall, without
getting off.
Crack open your
briefcase or purse,
and while peering
inside ask:
Got enough air
in there?"
Meow occasionally.
Say ''I wonder
what all these do"
and push the
red buttons.
Carry a blanket
and clutch it
protectively.
j _Start brushing off
invisible bugs
from your arms,
screaming
Aagghh!
Get them off!"
As the elevator
is going up, jump
violently up and
down, shouting
Down! I said down,
dammit!"
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