Elevator Fun. . Fun "fringes Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, You' re one of THEM" and back away slowly. Annouce in a demonic voi
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Fun "fringes
Stare at another
passenger for
awhile, then
announce in horror,
You' re one of THEM"
and back away slowly.
Annouce in a
demonic voice,
I must find
a more suitable
host body."
Stare, grinning at
another passenger
for awhile, and
then announce,
l have new
socks on."
Drop a pen and
wait until someone
reaches to help
pick it up, then
scream, "That' s mine!"
When the doors
close, announce to
the others,
It' s okay.
Don' t panic,
they open up again."
If anyone brushes
against you,
recoil and scream
Bad touch!"
When you get off
the elevator,
whisper to the
others who stayed
elevator NOW if I
were you."
When the other
people in the
elevator leave,
yell "SHARON!"
motionless in the
corner, facing the
wall, without
getting off.
Crack open your
briefcase or purse,
and while peering
inside ask:
Got enough air
in there?"
Meow occasionally.
Say ''I wonder
what all these do"
and push the
red buttons.
Carry a blanket
and clutch it
protectively.
j _Start brushing off
invisible bugs
from your arms,
screaming
Aagghh!
Get them off!"
As the elevator
is going up, jump
violently up and
down, shouting
Down! I said down,
dammit!"
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Submitted: 12/04/2011
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User avatar #19 - sangoskywalker (12/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
If I were to do #2, after saying "I need to find a more suitable host body" I would turn to someone else and say, "you'll do"
#31 - rickrolledforlife (12/04/2011) [-]
mfw there is 16 things to do.
User avatar #15 - grimsho (12/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I did a couple of these in my apartment building for about 2 weeks. Now everybody takes the stairs.
#30 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Fun in an elevator you say?
User avatar #54 - suddenlypotatoes (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I admire your OC skills OP!
#55 to #54 - suddenlypotatoes (12/05/2011) [-]
LOLJK stop this 						********					 right meow.
LOLJK stop this ******** right meow.
User avatar #66 - redclover (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Oddly enough, I've done #6 before.
Brought an electric razor and a mirror into the elevator and began to shave just to see if anyone would say anything.
One guy in a suit offered to hold the mirror for me.
User avatar #49 - sealofapproval (12/05/2011) [-]
things to do on funnyjunk
1. repost
2. repeat
3. see steps 1 & 2
User avatar #33 - straitedge (12/04/2011) [-]
1. Get a friend dress up as a waiter while you dress fancy.
2. Get a small table and a chair.
3. Get some fancy lookin' food and a bottle of fake champagne (or real, for you people over 21)
4. Get onto an elevator with all of this.
5. Eat dinner in a fancy manner while your waiter pours you drinks.
6. For best effect, talk about how poor and classless everyone else looks while they're right there.
+5
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User avatar #5 - wyldstallyns (12/04/2011) [-]
This has been passed along so god damn much.
#76 - motionlesss (12/05/2011) [-]
mfw this is the first time i've seen the word 'motionless' come up in a post, i got so excited :c
mfw this is the first time i've seen the word 'motionless' come up in a post, i got so excited :c
+3
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User avatar #64 - crazyknidog (12/05/2011) [-]
I did #2 with a priest in the elevator, I was then doused with holy water
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/04/2011) [-]
#10 - lvlynightmare (12/04/2011) [-]
iv seen this before iv done #2 with my friends and it was so funny ... xD everyone in the elevator was probably thinking this   
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iv seen this before iv done #2 with my friends and it was so funny ... xD everyone in the elevator was probably thinking this
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