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#30 - epictitle
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(12/03/2011) [-]
"my english teacher tried to **** me in junior high......the only problem was my english teacher was a guy....."

--eminem
#247 to #30 - draagz
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#267 to #247 - babysnatcher
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(12/03/2011) [-]
thats the censored version
#64 to #30 - neozas
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#697 to #30 - slicknugget
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(12/04/2011) [-]
"my english teacher tried to **** me in junior high...the only problem was he took an arrow to the knee..."
--Dovahkiin
#104 to #30 - wunderwafflzftw
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#129 to #104 - moggycore
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(12/03/2011) [-]
Because you're not listening to the uncensored version
#235 to #129 - wunderwafflzftw
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(12/03/2011) [-]
its the dirty version from itunes
#701 to #235 - moggycore
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(12/05/2011) [-]
iTunes? What you on about? iTunes is heavily censored, use youtube instead
#695 to #30 - velocityshot
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(12/04/2011) [-]
I think its

'My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high, thanks alot, next semester I'll be 35. I smacked in his face . . . ' yada yada yada.
#595 to #30 - conordalymcr
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(12/03/2011) [-]
"There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'." - Eminem
#471 to #30 - qazaibomb
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(12/03/2011) [-]
decided to search this song on youtube... top option the the search bar was skrillex

mfw
#37 to #30 - ehrcaduhrca
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(12/03/2011) [-]
"i smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler, stapled his nuts to a stack of paper" :3
#38 to #37 - Omnomnomynous
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(12/03/2011) [-]
Walked into a strip club had my jacket zipped told the bartender to suck my dick in the tip cup
#40 to #38 - ehrcaduhrca
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(12/03/2011) [-]
Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians in a spaceship while theyre screaming at me, :LETS JUST BE FRIENDS!.".
#65 to #40 - swiiftninja
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(12/03/2011) [-]
"99% of my life i was lied to, I just found out my mom does more dope than i do"
#73 to #65 - garyleneville
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(12/03/2011) [-]
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
#78 to #40 - luakazuki
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(12/03/2011) [-]
Teh ****?

The version I have goes, "extraterrestrial killing pedestrians, raping lesbians while they're screaming LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS"
#196 to #78 - tharic
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(12/03/2011) [-]
what song is that?
#490 to #196 - qazaibomb
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(12/03/2011) [-]
my name is by eminem. slim shady actually, cause thats the alter ego he uses
#530 to #490 - tharic
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(12/03/2011) [-]
thanks bro he also has marshall mathers and a couple others
#540 to #530 - qazaibomb
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(12/03/2011) [-]
yep. he goes by slim, mm and eminem. those are his 3. the funny ones are normally slim, the depressing ones are marshall, and pretty much anything else is eminem.
#698 to #540 - magicmist
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(12/04/2011) [-]
Slim Shady, Eminem, marshall mathers, B Rabbit, and that white kid form D12
Slim Shady, Eminem, marshall mathers, B Rabbit, and that white kid form D12
#699 to #698 - qazaibomb
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(12/04/2011) [-]
i stand correted
#693 to #530 - theoneandonlynate
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(12/04/2011) [-]
yea, marshall is his birth name. its how he got eminem(M and M for Marshall Mathers)
#694 to #78 - theoneandonlynate
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(12/04/2011) [-]
there are like three different versions of this song with varying degrees of censorship, but in the version you buy on itunes is "in a spaceship" instead
#696 to #694 - luakazuki
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(12/04/2011) [-]
******* hate censorship haha. I believe I have the full version then. These other ones just sound retarded
#121 to #78 - anon
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(12/03/2011) [-]
yeah thats the uncensored version
#75 - wonderkid
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#117 to #113 - wiseguytwo
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(12/03/2011) [-]
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#261 to #75 - anon
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(12/03/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Facebook **
It's a good teaching style. The idiot that acts up in your class becomes hated by the WHOLE class, and the class does the punishing of that kid for the teacher.
#271 to #75 - gustame **User deleted account**
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#160 to #75 - levt
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(12/03/2011) [-]
My teachers do this every single ******* time.
#62 - copycopy
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(12/03/2011) [-]
gt Yates: You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. So who is this teacher--what is his name?
Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher, it's a woman.
Sgt Yates: [sounding surprised] A woman? But she's ugly, right?
Kyle: No, not really. It's the kindergarten teacher, Miss Stephenson.
Sgt Yates: [even more surprised] The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Another policeman: Miss Stephenson is having sex with a student?
Kyle: Yeah.
Sgt Yates: Nice. You're sure they've had sex?
Kyle: Yes.
Sgt Yates: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: I think so.
Officers: Nice.
Sgt Yates: Wait, what's the crime?
Policeman: The crime is she's not doing it with me! [policemen laugh]
Kyle: What? He's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!
Sgt Yates: You're right. This is serious. We must find this kid and give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away! [policemen laugh again. Kyle howls in frustration and runs off]
#81 to #62 - anon
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(12/03/2011) [-]
what episode?
#82 to #81 - copycopy
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(12/03/2011) [-]
miss teacher bangs boy
#691 to #62 - dxpugs
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(07/17/2013) [-]
hey man....sorry for bugging you and just well making it weird im just bored.....i won't bug you but can you just unblock me?
#272 to #62 - germanji
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(12/03/2011) [-]
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#79 to #62 - elitetroll
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(12/03/2011) [-]
i only read the "Niiiice" in the cops voice. Damn i love that episode
#66 to #62 - adamsizzler ONLINE
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(12/03/2011) [-]
Nice!
#5 - sgtbacon
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(12/03/2011) [-]
very related....
#48 - Drumachine
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(12/03/2011) [-]
i wonder how long ill have to wait before i can use this
#63 to #48 - megashot
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(12/03/2011) [-]
fukken saved
#220 to #48 - twitchyseagull
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(12/03/2011) [-]
**twitchyseagull rolled a random image posted in comment #425617 at My Little Pony ** this long
#692 to #48 - ImNotFunnyAtAll
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Have you used it yet?
#67 to #48 - uwbymannen
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(12/03/2011) [-]
I wonder that to.
#323 to #48 - masurao
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(12/03/2011) [-]
**** Content, there you can use it.
#107 - tkuja
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(12/03/2011) [-]
"Derp, I found your drawing.."
#54 - thescarface
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#60 to #54 - hipeac
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#86 to #60 - turbomullet **User deleted account**
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#689 to #86 - daggis
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(12/03/2011) [-]
MMmmmm, you destroyed the moment.
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#2 - Sunset
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#16 to #2 - anon
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(12/03/2011) [-]
big macintosh feels your pain
#15 to #2 - mcmarshakk **User deleted account**
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(12/03/2011) [-]
Sunset...you were...

SECOND!
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#582 - whersmydinerbtch
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(12/03/2011) [-]
MFW she says "Stay after class"
MFW she says "Stay after class"
#19 - cliffiam
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(12/03/2011) [-]
**cliffiam rolled a random image posted in comment #742893 at My Little Pony ** i was raped by
#467 to #19 - mesuhungry
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(12/03/2011) [-]
this is how you were raped
this is how you were raped
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#23 to #22 - cliffiam
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(12/03/2011) [-]
**cliffiam rolled a random image posted in comment #749549 at My Little Pony ** you were raped by
**cliffiam rolled a random image posted in comment #749549 at My Little Pony ** you were raped by
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#41 to #24 - cliffiam
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(12/03/2011) [-]
**cliffiam rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at weird boner ** just gave me the im gonna rape u face