hot teacher. A christmas gift from me to you tinyurl.com/christmasgiftforfj and you to me. Suddenly hgt teacher "Okay ! asks: "Derp can you stay after class?". "my english teacher tried to me in junior high......the only problem was my english teacher was a guy....." --eminem
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#261 to #75 - anon (12/03/2011) [-]
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It's a good teaching style. The idiot that acts up in your class becomes hated by the WHOLE class, and the class does the punishing of that kid for the teacher.
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#112 to #75 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#160 to #75 - levt (12/03/2011) [-]
My teachers do this every single ******* time.
#48 - Drumachine (12/03/2011) [-]
i wonder how long ill have to wait before i can use this
User avatar #63 to #48 - megashot ONLINE (12/03/2011) [-]
fukken saved
User avatar #692 to #48 - ImNotFunnyAtAll (10/28/2013) [-]
Have you used it yet?
#220 to #48 - twitchyseagull (12/03/2011) [-]
**twitchyseagull rolled a random image posted in comment #425617 at My Little Pony ** this long
User avatar #67 to #48 - uwbymannen (12/03/2011) [-]
I wonder that to.
#323 to #48 - masurao (12/03/2011) [-]
**** Content, there you can use it.
#582 - whersmydinerbtch (12/03/2011) [-]
MFW she says "Stay after class"
MFW she says "Stay after class"
#80 - flybager (12/03/2011) [-]
what the **** is that on her right-foot?
..did she step in a pile of horsecrap or what?
#84 to #80 - jedhi (12/03/2011) [-]
tattoo maybe.
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#328 to #283 - masurao (12/03/2011) [-]
Do you really think she is a real teacher ?
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#30 - epictitle (12/03/2011) [-]
"my english teacher tried to **** me in junior high......the only problem was my english teacher was a guy....."

--eminem
#695 to #30 - velocityshot (12/04/2011) [-]
I think its

'My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high, thanks alot, next semester I'll be 35. I smacked in his face . . . ' yada yada yada.
#697 to #30 - slicknugget (12/04/2011) [-]
"my english teacher tried to **** me in junior high...the only problem was he took an arrow to the knee..."
--Dovahkiin
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User avatar #267 to #247 - babysnatcher (12/03/2011) [-]
thats the censored version
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#129 to #104 - moggycore (12/03/2011) [-]
Because you're not listening to the uncensored version
User avatar #235 to #129 - wunderwafflzftw (12/03/2011) [-]
its the dirty version from itunes
#701 to #235 - moggycore (12/05/2011) [-]
iTunes? What you on about? iTunes is heavily censored, use youtube instead
#471 to #30 - qazaibomb (12/03/2011) [-]
decided to search this song on youtube... top option the the search bar was skrillex

mfw
User avatar #595 to #30 - conordalymcr (12/03/2011) [-]
"There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'." - Eminem
User avatar #37 to #30 - ehrcaduhrca (12/03/2011) [-]
"i smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler, stapled his nuts to a stack of paper" :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - Omnomnomynous (12/03/2011) [-]
Walked into a strip club had my jacket zipped told the bartender to suck my dick in the tip cup
User avatar #40 to #38 - ehrcaduhrca (12/03/2011) [-]
Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians in a spaceship while theyre screaming at me, :LETS JUST BE FRIENDS!.".
User avatar #65 to #40 - swiiftninja (12/03/2011) [-]
"99% of my life i was lied to, I just found out my mom does more dope than i do"
User avatar #73 to #65 - garyleneville (12/03/2011) [-]
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
User avatar #78 to #40 - luakazuki (12/03/2011) [-]
Teh **** ?

The version I have goes, "extraterrestrial killing pedestrians, raping lesbians while they're screaming LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS"
#121 to #78 - anon (12/03/2011) [-]
yeah thats the uncensored version
User avatar #196 to #78 - tharic (12/03/2011) [-]
what song is that?
User avatar #490 to #196 - qazaibomb (12/03/2011) [-]
my name is by eminem. slim shady actually, cause thats the alter ego he uses
User avatar #530 to #490 - tharic (12/03/2011) [-]
thanks bro he also has marshall mathers and a couple others
User avatar #540 to #530 - qazaibomb (12/03/2011) [-]
yep. he goes by slim, mm and eminem. those are his 3. the funny ones are normally slim, the depressing ones are marshall, and pretty much anything else is eminem.
#698 to #540 - magicmist (12/04/2011) [-]
Slim Shady, Eminem, marshall mathers, B Rabbit, and that white kid form D12
Slim Shady, Eminem, marshall mathers, B Rabbit, and that white kid form D12
#699 to #698 - qazaibomb (12/04/2011) [-]
i stand correted
User avatar #693 to #530 - theoneandonlynate (12/04/2011) [-]
yea, marshall is his birth name. its how he got eminem(M and M for Marshall Mathers)
User avatar #694 to #78 - theoneandonlynate (12/04/2011) [-]
there are like three different versions of this song with varying degrees of censorship, but in the version you buy on itunes is "in a spaceship" instead
User avatar #696 to #694 - luakazuki (12/04/2011) [-]
******* hate censorship haha. I believe I have the full version then. These other ones just sound retarded
#169 - imgoingtoroll (12/03/2011) [-]
**imgoingtoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #1396 at Before and after FJ **
#103 - anon (12/03/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolls 64** - The age of the teacher
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User avatar #128 to #103 - prozmbieeater (12/03/2011) [-]
**prozmbieeater rolls 66** <--heres her actual age
#33 - bawsorama (12/03/2011) [-]
very related
#5 - sgtbacon (12/03/2011) [-]
very related....
#621 - cdula (12/03/2011) [-]
Expectation: Hot rape

Reality: She has a dick.
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#140 - billybobbobobby (12/03/2011) [-]
What happened to your teacher afterwards.
What happened to your teacher afterwards.
#147 to #140 - edvf (12/03/2011) [-]
then they go to the principle office.
then they go to the principle office.
User avatar #149 to #140 - mulatii (12/03/2011) [-]
LOL thats from romania, oh you crazy bastards
#671 - areaman (12/03/2011) [-]
You dirty little boy...
Lets hit the showers.
#702 to #671 - dunchinthepick (12/07/2011) [-]
I didnt just see that....and im not telling anyone.....
#320 - lenus (12/03/2011) [-]
you've been naughty haven't you?
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#154 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/03/2011) [-]
Later that day, he was violated with a wine bottle.
Later that day, he was violated with a wine bottle.
#19 - cliffiam (12/03/2011) [-]
**cliffiam rolled a random image posted in comment #742893 at My Little Pony ** i was raped by
#467 to #19 - mesuhungry (12/03/2011) [-]
this is how you were raped
this is how you were raped
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#23 to #22 - cliffiam (12/03/2011) [-]
**cliffiam rolled a random image posted in comment #749549 at My Little Pony ** you were raped by
**cliffiam rolled a random image posted in comment #749549 at My Little Pony ** you were raped by
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#41 to #24 - cliffiam (12/03/2011) [-]
**cliffiam rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at weird boner ** just gave me the im gonna rape u face
#587 - ilovekelli (12/03/2011) [-]
**ilovekelli rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at HP vs. Twilight ** what happened next
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