Cute Story. She should have had sammiches in her trunk. A woman and a man are initialised in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning,‘ ts a bad one- Both Cute Story She should have had sammiches in her trunk A woman and a man are initialised car accident on snowy cold Monday morning ‘ ts bad one- Both
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Cute Story. She should have had sammiches in her trunk. A woman and a man are initialised in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning,‘ ts a bad one- Both

She should have had sammiches in her trunk

A woman and a man are initialised in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning,‘ ts a bad one- Both of their cars are totally demolished,
but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways
After they crawl out tof their cars. the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, ‘So, you' re a man. That' s interesting. I' m a woman. ' w,
just look at our cars! There' s nothing left, but we' re unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should be friends and we in peace tor the rest of our
days/
Flattered, the man replies, 'On yes, l agree completely, this must be a sign
from God! But you' re still at fault... women shouldn' t be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, And look at Thes, here' s another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bathe of wine didn' t break. Surely God
wants as to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the
bottle to the man. The than nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks havethe bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the
cap back on and hands it back to the man The man asks, Ararat you
haying any? The woman replies, ‘No. I think l/ ll gust wait for the police...‘
Neath ARE CULVER, EVIL BITCHES,
Dorm MESS WITH THEM,
...
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#60 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#1 - jacklemae
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(03/25/2010) [-]
too bad that was the end of her life right there.
#2 to #1 - carlosspicywiener [OP]
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(03/25/2010) [-]
How say you?
#3 to #2 - jacklemae
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(03/25/2010) [-]
if the story finished it would have said, "don't **** with guy's they're violent and unpredictable when drunk. especially after a car crash."
#4 to #3 - carlosspicywiener [OP]
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(03/25/2010) [-]
True, but what about the cops?
#5 to #4 - jacklemae
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(03/25/2010) [-]
well she'd be dead by then. all they can do is arrest him.
#6 to #5 - carlosspicywiener [OP]
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(03/25/2010) [-]
Doubt it, why would the guy be mad;how would he kill her; and not all guys are angry drunks.
#7 to #6 - jacklemae
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(03/25/2010) [-]
well he'd be pissed after she did that. and choking a bitch has been done many a time.
#8 to #7 - jacklemae
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(03/25/2010) [-]
even Wayne Brady has to do it some time.
#9 to #8 - carlosspicywiener [OP]
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(03/25/2010) [-]
good point. how about we leave it at that, k? it is a good moral, dont make it complicated
#10 to #9 - jacklemae
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(03/25/2010) [-]
nothing is never not complicated ;)
#13 to #10 - theirishinyou
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(03/26/2010) [-]
only if a woman is involved
#14 to #13 - jacklemae
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(03/26/2010) [-]
or if you have 45 voices screaming at the inside of your skull.
#11 to #10 - carlosspicywiener [OP]
Reply +2
(03/25/2010) [-]
That was deep man, that was deep
#12 to #11 - KoeSavant
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(03/25/2010) [-]
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! XD lmao.
#16 to #12 - BigBoobsMcGoo **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(03/26/2010) [-]
Someone hand this man an Internet.
#70 to #16 - KoeSavant
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(03/26/2010) [-]
lolz y thankz mr. bigboobsmcgoo!!! :D! thts mah first internetz! XD
#56 - Arsonist
Reply +6
(03/26/2010) [-]
I got rear-ended today.
By a woman.
Too bad she doesn't carry any kind of alcohol in her car.
#61 to #56 - AlCapwn
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(03/26/2010) [-]
lucky 4 u...
:P
#39 - WolfRider
Reply +4
(03/26/2010) [-]
i would ********* that bitch
#57 to #39 - insanityforme
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(03/26/2010) [-]
lol face rape
#62 to #39 - anon
Reply 0
(03/26/2010) [-]
Like your avatar is doing to the air?
#51 - chivasrule
Reply +3
(03/26/2010) [-]
the first funny pic ive seen in a looonq time on funny junk get thiz to the top!!!!!!!
#35 - destructoid
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(03/26/2010) [-]
hahaha i was expecting him to say "oh look another miracle my bow of condoms i guess that means were suposed to ****??"
#36 to #35 - destructoid
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(03/26/2010) [-]
sorry *box*
#44 - amadhippie
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(03/26/2010) [-]
i heard the exact same joke before on this site but it was a rabbi and a priest instead and the rabbi got the priest to drink from the wine bottle with the exact same god wants us to do it line.
#21 - akceltastic
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(03/26/2010) [-]
GENIUS!!!
#19 - xxplayguitarxx
Reply +2
(03/26/2010) [-]
That's a pretty tight picture.
#17 - rekiaz
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(03/26/2010) [-]
screw that you have to have a crapton of wine to get drunk