Cute Story. She should have had sammiches in her trunk. A woman and a man are initialised in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning,‘ ts a bad one- Both
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She should have had sammiches in her trunk

A woman and a man are initialised in a car accident on a snowy, cold
Monday morning,‘ ts a bad one- Both of their cars are totally demolished,
but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways
After they crawl out tof their cars. the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, ‘So, you' re a man. That' s interesting. I' m a woman. ' w,
just look at our cars! There' s nothing left, but we' re unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should be friends and we in peace tor the rest of our
days/
Flattered, the man replies, 'On yes, l agree completely, this must be a sign
from God! But you' re still at fault... women shouldn' t be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, And look at Thes, here' s another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bathe of wine didn' t break. Surely God
wants as to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the
bottle to the man. The than nods his head in agreement, opens it and
drinks havethe bottle
and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the
cap back on and hands it back to the man The man asks, Ararat you
haying any? The woman replies, ‘No. I think l/ ll gust wait for the police...‘
Neath ARE CULVER, EVIL BITCHES,
Dorm MESS WITH THEM,
...
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Submitted: 03/25/2010
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User avatar #73 - sumkinduvmalice (03/26/2010) [-]
i didnt know kitchens could drive?
User avatar #72 - KingShooey (03/26/2010) [-]
Can I get a tl;dr version?
User avatar #74 to #72 - Arsonist (03/26/2010) [-]
Man and woman are in a huge crash
magically unharmed
Woman says they should be friends
Man says sure but still woman's fault
a wine bottle is magically still perfectly fine
woman gives wine bottle to man who drinks half of it
evil conniving bitch then says to wait for the cops to arrive.
that's a short as it goes while containing everything.
User avatar #75 to #74 - KingShooey (03/26/2010) [-]
Dude thank you SO MUCH! I saw this joke already, and if I would have read through all that, I would have realized how much time I wasted... AGAIN. Thank you... =D
#71 - MunnyMike (03/26/2010) [-]
wow, talk about owned.
Wait a sec...I'm keeping a beer in my car from now on for such an occasion.
User avatar #69 - pupito (03/26/2010) [-]
that would never be my luck. i would die and wouldn't have to deal with anything else.
User avatar #68 - ChumLeee (03/26/2010) [-]
I would take the sammich requirement out of her trunk and make half a sammich and leave it in the car.Then when the police arrive,she will be like "He's drunk!Arrest him!"Then the cops would be like "What the **** is this?You crash while making a sammich,and you dont even finish making it to give it to the man after crashing into his car?You're going to jail bitch"and ill be all like" **** yeah"
#66 - anonymous (03/26/2010) [-]
hahahahahh damn
#65 - jayjayrocks (03/26/2010) [-]
heard it before and its sopposed to be with a rabbi and a priest not man and woman
User avatar #64 - Kovio (03/26/2010) [-]
Stopped reading after "God works in mysterious ways."
User avatar #67 to #64 - Cinnabonne (03/26/2010) [-]
I almost did too, but your missing out. Just read a little further to the end, ask anyone here,it's ******* worth it.
User avatar #63 - Niggerfail (03/26/2010) [-]
Now's he's got a lethal weapon. WHAT BITCH!
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User avatar #56 - Arsonist (03/26/2010) [-]
I got rear-ended today.
By a woman.
Too bad she doesn't carry any kind of alcohol in her car.
User avatar #61 to #56 - AlCapwn (03/26/2010) [-]
lucky 4 u...
:P
+1
#55 - derpdeederp **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 - MegaMexican (03/26/2010) [-]
howd that bitch get out the kitchen and in a car?
User avatar #53 - unholypet (03/26/2010) [-]
The power of ovaries and mammaries conquers all.
User avatar #58 to #53 - happyrooster (03/26/2010) [-]
no. Stop it!!!
User avatar #59 to #58 - unholypet (03/26/2010) [-]
We both know a girl with boobs win. Your name is evidence enough lol
User avatar #52 - oldfunnyjunk (03/26/2010) [-]
cool story bro
#51 - chivasrule (03/26/2010) [-]
the first funny pic ive seen in a looonq time on funny junk get thiz to the top!!!!!!!
#50 - anonymous (03/26/2010) [-]
the next time i get into an accident and mangle my car i'll be sure to have a bottle of wine on me enclosed in a protective casing
#48 - usnavy (03/26/2010) [-]
I am a woman. Thank you! Now I will go back into the kitchen and make you a sammich.
User avatar #49 to #48 - Izoto (03/26/2010) [-]
Don't forget the beer and the remote.
#47 - anonymous (03/26/2010) [-]
id knock her out,put her in the car and pour wine down her mouth.
User avatar #44 - amadhippie (03/26/2010) [-]
i heard the exact same joke before on this site but it was a rabbi and a priest instead and the rabbi got the priest to drink from the wine bottle with the exact same god wants us to do it line.
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