Gentleman Hef owns a noob. Hef is a baws!. Moe Jones. How do you have so many bitches'?? i'_: hughhefner 11 Jul Hugh Hefner it I have a lot of girlfriends becau gentleman Hef owns like the Boss he is
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Gentleman Hef owns a noob

Moe Jones.
How do you have so many bitches'??
i'_: hughhefner
11 Jul
Hugh Hefner
it I have a lot of
girlfriends because I don' t call
them bitches, J roe. A little respect
will take you a long way.
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#75 - hanniballecture (12/02/2011) [-]
Fixed
#77 to #75 - gadking (12/02/2011) [-]
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#47 - localafrican (12/02/2011) [-]
Yea the respect and not the millions of dollars
#30 - asgardian (12/02/2011) [-]
Yea respect, that's it. Not the money...
Yea respect, that's it. Not the money...
User avatar #269 to #30 - jcook (12/02/2011) [-]
LMFAO!!!!! This **** made me laugh harder than ANYTHING EVER posted on FJ. You ******* comedic genius!
#55 to #30 - John Cena (12/02/2011) [-]
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#179 - boxxyguevara (12/02/2011) [-]
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#184 to #179 - hauntzor (12/02/2011) [-]
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#157 - thepineapple (12/02/2011) [-]
FIXED
#20 - djponee (12/02/2011) [-]
Just throwing this out there, but I think the money has something to do with it, too...
Just throwing this out there, but I think the money has something to do with it, too...
User avatar #2 - flamingpinkbunnies (12/02/2011) [-]
>"A little respect will take you a long way".
>Bangs dozens of silicon-infused blond girls every night.
>But very respectively, of course.
#3 to #2 - Schiffy (12/02/2011) [-]
*respectfully
User avatar #13 to #3 - flamingpinkbunnies (12/02/2011) [-]
Thanks, I used the wrong connotation.
User avatar #333 to #13 - blobbymagnet (12/02/2011) [-]
*denotation
User avatar #345 to #333 - flamingpinkbunnies (12/03/2011) [-]
Sorry, I used the wrong denotation.
User avatar #186 - Kajekillz (12/02/2011) [-]
Also money.......lots and lots of money
User avatar #187 to #186 - natanhiel (12/02/2011) [-]
And lots more money, and fame. Then more money.
#49 - xmdignx (12/02/2011) [-]
Yeah respect, who cares about money anyways...
Yeah respect, who cares about money anyways...
#227 - jalthelas (12/02/2011) [-]
Gator's bitches better be using Jimmies!
#97 - sfayre (12/02/2011) [-]
:)
User avatar #100 to #97 - TheHaloGuy (12/02/2011) [-]
ROFL!!!
#285 to #135 - zionsype (12/02/2011) [-]
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User avatar #288 to #285 - zionsype (12/02/2011) [-]
but a bitch aint ^
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#32 to #25 - mrleomonkey (12/02/2011) [-]
wtf nastycookie...
#9 - John Cena (12/02/2011) [-]
The difference:

If you have money and are nice to the ladies, they will do whatever you want.

If you have NO money and are nice to the ladies, they will tell you to **** off.

True story.
User avatar #10 to #9 - shitdicknipples (12/02/2011) [-]
if you have money and are a twat to the ladies you will still do whatever you want. chris brown for isntance.
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#137 - biggerthanyou (12/02/2011) [-]
Or maybe it's money!
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User avatar #67 to #51 - GenerationXero (12/02/2011) [-]
Fun Fact: Playboy is NOT a porn magazine
#175 to #67 - lordmoldywart (12/02/2011) [-]
Soft-core porn is still a derivative of porn.

User avatar #52 to #51 - herpymcderp (12/02/2011) [-]
He said 'a little.'
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