epic win read discription. "Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims tha
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"Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it."

I bet you want to know WHY this happened to poor little Rossie... well let's just say she had a problem keeping her knees together if you know what I mean. Keep on reading.

"Apparently Ryan FOUND out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”"

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User avatar #3 - Dummi (11/29/2011) [-]
link to an article? i'd love to read more!
User avatar #1 - supaghettopanda (11/29/2011) [-]
hahahahaahaha WINN
User avatar #6 - cuntpunter (11/30/2011) [-]
Just found out this happened in my town, right around the block from me!!!! I am SOOO looking for this girl. I will get pics!!!
User avatar #5 - chewpee (11/30/2011) [-]
This was on front page yesterday.
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