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Simple Genius Ideas Part 5

Simple Genius Ideas Part 5. PART 6: /funny_pictures/2953291/Simple+Genius+Ideas+Part+6/ Here's more! Inbox me suggestions and I'll put credit to you by your ima

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Simple Inventions That are
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Submitted: 11/29/2011
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#25 - aussiepixel (11/30/2011) [-]
I could kill so many people with that knife..
User avatar #324 to #25 - uzerc (11/30/2011) [-]
You could make bacon toast with that knife.
User avatar #26 to #25 - PixieLOL (11/30/2011) [-]
You can kill people with a normal knife.
#117 to #26 - connorology (11/30/2011) [-]
yeah but with this toast yielding pseudo light saber it would be so much more awesome!
User avatar #331 to #26 - EdwardNigma (11/30/2011) [-]
Yeah, but a normal knife won't make them as delicious.
User avatar #42 to #37 - GeekKingCloud (11/30/2011) [-]
I was JUST going to comment saying that! It's also a stupid invention anyway. Besides being a miniature lightsaber the thing would toast the next slice of bread, which you many not even want! xXx
#145 - iliketrainsalot (11/30/2011) [-]
I feelt like we needed the gif.
I feelt like we needed the gif.
#163 to #145 - dontlooknow (11/30/2011) [-]
Horror movies just gained millions and millions of possibilities....
#333 to #163 - chrisoyeow (11/30/2011) [-]
The book "The Leopard" by Jo Nesbo. Wikipedia the killing weapon. Real life example, brutal.
#398 - mynameisnotmike (11/30/2011) [-]
hmmmm.
#411 - yournewdad (11/30/2011) [-]
Seriously I see this one is in every comp, by everybody...
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#414 to #411 - mrfriend **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#438 to #411 - edcultheking (11/30/2011) [-]
Not sure if repost or retoast.
#276 - swissdude (11/30/2011) [-]
made this
#412 - toshietosh (11/30/2011) [-]
Can you guys imagine cutting your finger by accident with that **** ?!
User avatar #420 to #412 - abesimpson (11/30/2011) [-]
too bad no one cuts white bread anymore
User avatar #424 to #412 - iansooknanan (11/30/2011) [-]
it would toast ur skin while slicing ur finger
#115 - therebelpeon (11/30/2011) [-]
What about this genius idea: Medieval bracers that weigh 10-20 pounds and are worn all the time so you can look like a bad ass and get super buff at the same time.
User avatar #127 to #115 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
Is that Elven Armor from Skyrim?
#144 to #127 - mrmatthunt (11/30/2011) [-]
Did you seriously just ask that? Have you never played the game? It's White Run guard armor, very weak, not much defense.
#148 to #144 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
Forgive me for not spending time examining bracers. I should of taken time away from slaying dragons...
#154 to #148 - mrmatthunt (11/30/2011) [-]
Actually, I apologize. I thought you were referring the picture of the Whiterun guard that dude posted. The bracers do look a little bit like Elven Armor but I don't think it's an exact match.
#155 to #154 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
Its cool bro, here, have this universally hilarious JPG
#128 to #115 - darksnowman (11/30/2011) [-]
It doesn't matter what you wear on your arms if you take an arrow to the knee
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#365 to #226 - lemonmonger (11/30/2011) [-]
which voice?
#94 - infernoburrito (11/30/2011) [-]
1) that is a lightsaber.
2) who the **** slices their bread?
User avatar #124 to #94 - holycrapimacupcake (11/30/2011) [-]
People who like to bake their own bread.
#84 - funnysheetbro (11/30/2011) [-]
They shredded my birthday..
User avatar #87 to #84 - TheGodLoki (11/30/2011) [-]
Scrolled back up out of curiosity, found out we have the same birthday.
#199 to #87 - gremyo (11/30/2011) [-]
awwwww yeah
February 7th birthday party!
#27 - TardytheTurtle (11/30/2011) [-]
am i the only one who thought of this when i saw the tenth one
#48 to #27 - deadking (11/30/2011) [-]
Ah! I remember that show, long ago.

What was it called? :(
#49 to #48 - joethebro (11/30/2011) [-]
Code Lyoko
#59 to #49 - chrislafff (11/30/2011) [-]
Remember these ******* ?
#52 to #49 - deadking (11/30/2011) [-]
You don't say..

Thanks!
User avatar #191 to #49 - doggydick (11/30/2011) [-]
I hated that show
#203 to #191 - joethebro (11/30/2011) [-]
Hated it as well, yet i watched it constantly lol.
User avatar #459 to #203 - doggydick (11/30/2011) [-]
I remember there was a time where every time I turned on CN it was Code Lyoko. I only liked the hot girl in there, but everything else seemed very uninteresting.
User avatar #50 to #48 - TardytheTurtle (11/30/2011) [-]
new episode are being released next year
User avatar #147 to #50 - thatevanguy (11/30/2011) [-]
Your serious?

Hell yeah! That show was a major staple in my childhood.
#89 to #27 - millionsofplankton (11/30/2011) [-]
bitch please
User avatar #235 to #89 - muskabulldog (11/30/2011) [-]
Kirby Air Ride for life.
#375 to #235 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
That game was like grand theft auto kirby style. Well the free roaming ride around part at least..
#421 - tomyboyz (11/30/2011) [-]
did anyone else think the last one had to do with. surprise butt sex
#371 - sphycodoughboy (11/30/2011) [-]
That orange bike looks familiar.....
#248 - Gothrick (11/30/2011) [-]
But with the lightsaber-styled toaster knife...
The bread wouldn't toast instantly, so you'd have to cut super slowly.
User avatar #20 - Sarcasticsoldier (11/30/2011) [-]
The thing I want to know about the toast knife:
How many people (atleast in the U.S.) have unsliced bread? All of it Ive ever seen was pre-sliced.

I guess you could slice the slices in half, but from slicing one slice you get to slices that each need another side toasted, so you might end of slicing the sliced slices, creating more slices that in turn, need to be sliced as well.

Or not.
#221 - AnimeExpert (11/30/2011) [-]
I have that umbrella sword with me right now
#278 - fatcartman (11/30/2011) [-]
Hey, do a wheelie! oh wait....
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