Super hero. EDIT: Wow.... Frontpage? Shiiit... Alright, already started making that comic I promised! Guys, if I find this having +50 thumbs when I wake up, I w raptors heroes
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EDIT: Wow.... Frontpage? Shiiit... Alright, already started making that comic I promised!

Guys, if I find this having +50 thumbs when I wake up, I will make a comic based on this. Seriously.

Fact: According to fossil records, velociraptors grew up about half a meter tall and two meters long and was really no larger than a common dog. The raptors depicted in the Jurassic Park movies, based in size, would instead been utahraptors.

I don' t care about Superman or
Batman or any of those guys.
The only hero I need is someone,
whenever I' m out of toilet paper,
burst into my bathroom with a
couple new rolls and compliments
my dick before riding into the
sunset on a utahraptor.
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#24 - audioengineer (11/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #11 - onlyanonymous (11/30/2011) [+] (11 replies)
sounds like something Deadpool would do
#78 - kirbyphanphan (11/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
am i the only one who though of this ??
#41 - beforesunset (11/30/2011) [-]
My name.. Mother of god.
#22 - ragingbrony ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
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.....if it was a male...I don't think I'd want them complimenting my dick.
#82 - moootsch (11/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Maybe this guy can help?
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#102 - afrosquid (11/30/2011) [-]
Utahraptor
#87 - eshadow (11/30/2011) [-]
so you want gay man to hand you toilet paper
#59 - jpg (11/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I prefer ******** man, he's a true hero.
User avatar #54 - calzum (11/30/2011) [-]
i thumbed because he said utahraptor not velociraptor
#128 - enlil (11/30/2011) [-]
**enlil rolled a random image posted at comment #578122 by pinkamenadianepie at My Little Pony ** mfw i actually know what an utahraptor is
#98 - berbercurlyhair (11/30/2011) [-]
I won't be needed then.

*puts toilet rolls back*
#35 - potsmokingmonkey (11/30/2011) [-]
He is the hero my bathroom deserves
#115 - thepouchka (11/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
*googles utah raptor*
#92 - vigorion (11/30/2011) [-]
Get this guy a raptor!
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