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Super hero

 
Super hero. EDIT: Wow.... Frontpage? Shiiit... Alright, already started making that comic I promised! Guys, if I find this having +50 thumbs when I wake up, I w

EDIT: Wow.... Frontpage? Shiiit... Alright, already started making that comic I promised!

Guys, if I find this having +50 thumbs when I wake up, I will make a comic based on this. Seriously.

Fact: According to fossil records, velociraptors grew up about half a meter tall and two meters long and was really no larger than a common dog. The raptors depicted in the Jurassic Park movies, based in size, would instead been utahraptors.

I don' t care about Superman or
Batman or any of those guys.
The only hero I need is someone,
whenever I' m out of toilet paper,
burst into my bathroom with a
couple new rolls and compliments
my dick before riding into the
sunset on a utahraptor.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - mhden (11/30/2011) [-]
The Turba TOILET-NATOR
User avatar #154 to #53 - thisjerk (11/30/2011) [-]
:P I got it off google, I couldn't find an episode online to take a screen shot of
#84 to #30 - xigdix (11/30/2011) [-]
**xigdix rolled a random image posted at comment #104 by theusefulidiot at I See What You Did There ** someone should add the caption 'prepare your anus'
User avatar #28 to #24 - xdiabolicx (11/30/2011) [-]
i cant totally see him complimenting the dick as well..
User avatar #11 - onlyanonymous (11/30/2011) [-]
sounds like something Deadpool would do
#126 to #49 - theqk (11/30/2011) [-]
deadpool ftw. can't wait for the movie to come out. also this is currently my background
#151 to #126 - werepyregeneral (11/30/2011) [-]
Me too, they ruined him in X-men origins, this is him in the movie
User avatar #155 to #151 - theqk (12/01/2011) [-]
ya. they shouldn't have sealed his mouth. that's like the best part of deadpool
#156 to #155 - werepyregeneral (12/01/2011) [-]
Yeah, how are you supposed to know that his common sense is tingling
#82 - moootsch (11/30/2011) [-]
Maybe this guy can help?
User avatar #83 to #82 - circleofsun (11/30/2011) [-]
get this man a god damn medal!!
#85 to #83 - dunchinthepick (11/30/2011) [-]
there he can haz mines.
+13
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User avatar #106 to #105 - nuclearcomedy (11/30/2011) [-]
That made me laugh way too long.
#78 - kirbyphanphan (11/30/2011) [-]
am i the only one who though of this ??
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#109 to #78 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
Clearly not as you just copied the highest rated comment.
#22 - ragingbrony ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
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.....if it was a male...I don't think I'd want them complimenting my dick.
+12
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#102 - afrosquid (11/30/2011) [-]
Utahraptor
#97 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
#87 - eshadow (11/30/2011) [-]
so you want gay man to hand you toilet paper
#59 - jpg (11/30/2011) [-]
I prefer ******** man, he's a true hero.
User avatar #73 to #59 - scrubber (11/30/2011) [-]
Karl Pilkington <3
User avatar #54 - calzum (11/30/2011) [-]
i thumbed because he said utahraptor not velociraptor
#128 - enlil (11/30/2011) [-]
**enlil rolled a random image posted at comment #578122 by pinkamenadianepie at My Little Pony ** mfw i actually know what an utahraptor is
#98 - berbercurlyhair (11/30/2011) [-]
I won't be needed then.

*puts toilet rolls back*
#41 - beforesunset (11/30/2011) [-]
My name.. Mother of god.
#35 - potsmokingmonkey (11/30/2011) [-]
He is the hero my bathroom deserves
#92 - vigorion (11/30/2011) [-]
Get this guy a raptor!
#60 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted at comment #229 by Her at New Meme Kinda ** Obviously the true hero of all times.
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