Going to hell for this. Not OC!. I' m probably going to hell... Thread Metions Alright, so I' m 16 (as most of you know} and (much like most teenagers) I was sp repost skyrim Xbox admin shemale Porn tits pussy cat troll cop hospital alzheimer
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Going to hell for this

I' m probably going to hell... Thread Metions
Alright, so I' m 16 (as most of you know} and (much like most teenagers) I was speeding {I was going like 85 in a 40), Anyway so I get pulled ayer. I' m like FUCK! (because
my parents said WI got a speeding ticket then I wouldn' t be driving for a long time), Anyway the cop comes up to my car, and he did the typical "Do you know fast you
were going" and here' s my response "Yes, I was going 85, I' m really sorry but my grandmother is in the hospital and I have to hurry!" {I was really hoping he wouldn' t say
what he said) then he said "Okay, I' ll take you to the hospital" so I' m following this police car going like 85 miles an hour and he takes me to the nearest hospital. I park and
get out and start to kinda jog to the door. Then (this part is where I was like "") he gets out and comes in with me to see my grandmother {who actually isn' t in the
hospital), Go I think really quickly and I' m like,,, Hm,,,, what disease can my grandmother have that would make it so she wouldn' t remember me. , Go I go up to
the front desk and I' m like "Where are the Alzhiemers patients?" (trying to sound in a rush) so the lady tells me and I start jogging towards the elevator and I head up to
where the alzhiemers patients are. I run into some random room and I' m like "Grandma!" and she' s like "Who are you?" and I try to start fake crying and I' m like "Her memory
is almost gone..." and then the cop leaves, I leave, and get home without a ticket. Like f said,,, I' m probably going to hell.
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