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Going to hell for this

Not OC!

I' m probably going to hell... Thread Metions
Alright, so I' m 16 (as most of you know} and (much like most teenagers) I was speeding {I was going like 85 in a 40), Anyway so I get pulled ayer. I' m like **** ! (because
my parents said WI got a speeding ticket then I wouldn' t be driving for a long time), Anyway the cop comes up to my car, and he did the typical "Do you know fast you
were going" and here' s my response "Yes, I was going 85, I' m really sorry but my grandmother is in the hospital and I have to hurry!" {I was really hoping he wouldn' t say
what he said) then he said "Okay, I' ll take you to the hospital" so I' m following this police car going like 85 miles an hour and he takes me to the nearest hospital. I park and
get out and start to kinda jog to the door. Then (this part is where I was like "") he gets out and comes in with me to see my grandmother {who actually isn' t in the
hospital), Go I think really quickly and I' m like,,, Hm,,,, what disease can my grandmother have that would make it so she wouldn' t remember me. , Go I go up to
the front desk and I' m like "Where are the Alzhiemers patients?" (trying to sound in a rush) so the lady tells me and I start jogging towards the elevator and I head up to
where the alzhiemers patients are. I run into some random room and I' m like "Grandma!" and she' s like "Who are you?" and I try to start fake crying and I' m like "Her memory
is almost gone..." and then the cop leaves, I leave, and get home without a ticket. Like f said,,, I' m probably going to hell.
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#73 - nazkillah (11/30/2011) [+] (9 replies)
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User avatar #42 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
What a ******* asshole. Endangers the lives of others by speeding twice as much as regulated, takes up police time and resources, and ******* strolls in to a hospital and claims to be the grandson of an alzeihmers patient. What the **** is wrong with you???
User avatar #47 to #42 - vikola (11/30/2011) [-]
Welcome to the internet.
#41 - pumpkinslime (11/30/2011) [-]
good lord...that's brilliant...
#108 - imgoingtoroll (11/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
**imgoingtoroll rolled a random image posted at comment #427156 by azi at My Little Pony **
#5 - pczappa (11/29/2011) [-]
Going to hell like a boss though!
#4 - eBaymadmax (11/29/2011) [-]
Oh my god, that's GENIUS!
Oh my god, that's GENIUS!
#113 - asqdmudkip (11/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #59 - geminiftw (11/30/2011) [-]
well that worth the read
#9 - friednazi (11/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1 - uzerc (11/29/2011) [-]
HF!
#39 - katanabro (11/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #3 - mrmcrapey (11/29/2011) [-]
Give that kid a medal
#96 - BerryLicious (11/30/2011) [-]
I swear I've fallen in love. To this guy goes a bacon sammich, a blowjob and Skyyrim all at once.
User avatar #2 - fckya ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
that was pretty epic.
#70 - jrook (11/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Can someone summarize this for me? The print hurts mah eyes dis early in the morn'
#79 to #74 - jrook (11/30/2011) [-]
Ohhhhh ok. I've seen that before from somewhere else. Someone must have copied it  
  
thanks bro
Ohhhhh ok. I've seen that before from somewhere else. Someone must have copied it

thanks bro
User avatar #45 - UndeadWasabi (11/30/2011) [-]
******* brilliant!
#63 - NotAdmin (11/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#65 to #63 - kraetyz (11/30/2011) [-]
I will thumb down your post. <3
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