Going to hell for this. Not OC!. I' m probably going to hell... Thread Metions Alright, so I' m 16 (as most of you know} and (much like most teenagers) I was sp repost skyrim Xbox admin shemale Porn tits pussy cat troll cop hospital alzheimer
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Going to hell for this

I' m probably going to hell... Thread Metions
Alright, so I' m 16 (as most of you know} and (much like most teenagers) I was speeding {I was going like 85 in a 40), Anyway so I get pulled ayer. I' m like **** ! (because
my parents said WI got a speeding ticket then I wouldn' t be driving for a long time), Anyway the cop comes up to my car, and he did the typical "Do you know fast you
were going" and here' s my response "Yes, I was going 85, I' m really sorry but my grandmother is in the hospital and I have to hurry!" {I was really hoping he wouldn' t say
what he said) then he said "Okay, I' ll take you to the hospital" so I' m following this police car going like 85 miles an hour and he takes me to the nearest hospital. I park and
get out and start to kinda jog to the door. Then (this part is where I was like "") he gets out and comes in with me to see my grandmother {who actually isn' t in the
hospital), Go I think really quickly and I' m like,,, Hm,,,, what disease can my grandmother have that would make it so she wouldn' t remember me. , Go I go up to
the front desk and I' m like "Where are the Alzhiemers patients?" (trying to sound in a rush) so the lady tells me and I start jogging towards the elevator and I head up to
where the alzhiemers patients are. I run into some random room and I' m like "Grandma!" and she' s like "Who are you?" and I try to start fake crying and I' m like "Her memory
is almost gone..." and then the cop leaves, I leave, and get home without a ticket. Like f said,,, I' m probably going to hell.
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#108 - imgoingtoroll (11/30/2011) [-]
**imgoingtoroll rolled a random image posted at comment #427156 by azi at My Little Pony **
#110 to #108 - emte (11/30/2011) [-]
did you just... rolled alert dubs while rolling picture?
#118 to #110 - enlil (11/30/2011) [-]
Bwahaha



anon fail
#117 to #110 - dutchy (11/30/2011) [-]
He rolled alert dubs by rolling a random comment that rolled a random picture about alert dubs
#5 - pczappa (11/29/2011) [-]
Going to hell like a boss though!
#4 - eBaymadmax (11/29/2011) [-]
Oh my god, that's GENIUS!
Oh my god, that's GENIUS!
#113 - asqdmudkip (11/30/2011) [-]
**asqdmudkip rolled a random image posted at comment #312 by deepweb at run in with a cop **
User avatar #59 - geminiftw (11/30/2011) [-]
well that worth the read
#73 - nazkillah (11/30/2011) [-]
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#78 to #77 - nazkillah (11/30/2011) [-]
umad?
umad?
#9 - friednazi (11/30/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1 - uzerc (11/29/2011) [-]
HF!
User avatar #3 - mrmcrapey (11/29/2011) [-]
Give that kid a medal
#41 - pumpkinslime (11/30/2011) [-]
good lord...that's brilliant...
User avatar #2 - fckya (11/29/2011) [-]
that was pretty epic.
#46 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
hoe he goes to hell with a medal!
User avatar #45 - UndeadWasabi (11/30/2011) [-]
******* brilliant!
#43 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
I'm a teenager and I don't speed, mostly because I'm aware that I'm an Asian girl. But anyways, my friend was speeding to impress a girl and he hit a curb and his car flipped. Luckily nobody was hurt, but seriously it's just not worth risking your life and others.
User avatar #96 - BerryLicious (11/30/2011) [-]
I swear I've fallen in love. To this guy goes a bacon sammich, a blowjob and Skyyrim all at once.
User avatar #84 - orderlychaos (11/30/2011) [-]
win
#70 - jrook (11/30/2011) [-]
Can someone summarize this for me? The print hurts mah eyes dis early in the morn'
#71 to #70 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
he basically gets off by lying to the cops about his grandma being in hospital
#72 to #71 - jrook (11/30/2011) [-]
helpful anon is helpful

Thanks!
User avatar #74 to #70 - opinionated (11/30/2011) [-]
This 16 year old is speeding and so he says to the cop that his grandmother is dying and is in the hospital (a lie) so he has to get there fast so the cop says okay i will drive with you and when they get to the hospital he thinks up real fast of just going into one of the random alzhiemer patients room and the old lady says, "Who are you?" ,and so the guy starts fake crying and says "Her memory is almost gone." and then the cop leaves and the guy goes home without a ticket.
#79 to #74 - jrook (11/30/2011) [-]
Ohhhhh ok. I've seen that before from somewhere else. Someone must have copied it  
  
thanks bro
Ohhhhh ok. I've seen that before from somewhere else. Someone must have copied it

thanks bro
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