Facebook (666). . Wanna go to Starbucks and get acme coffee? Me cm a date for the first time with Herp When all a sudden, he puts his hand on my porrly drawn ha
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Wanna go to
Starbucks and
get acme
coffee?
Me cm a date for the
first time with Herp*
When all a sudden,
he puts his hand on my
porrly drawn hally*
Talking, jaking and
having a gand tima*
Sann, this
will he
plump with
my seed
Today, I want an a date with a guy for the first tame., We 1. - Starbucks and got coffee. awhile,
and are and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand an my stomach and said, "soon, this will
be plump with my seed." FIML
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Submitted: 11/29/2011
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#24 - germankillzone (11/29/2011) [-]
Well...lets get crackin'
Well...lets get crackin'
User avatar #56 to #24 - germankillzone (11/30/2011) [-]
Im sorry sir, but the prostate exam cant wait
User avatar #43 to #24 - rainbowhyperion (11/30/2011) [-]
IT'S TOE TAPPINGLY TERRIFYING.
#71 to #24 - burkedusoleil (11/30/2011) [-]
this episode scared the **** outta me
#94 to #24 - rammsteinchik (11/30/2011) [-]
Oh deer god (!), that is terrifying.
#36 to #24 - neoexdeath ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
******* Deer...Every time one of them does this crap, we get an assload of National Geographic guys giving us **** . You ever seen those douchebags? They ****** in my hibernation cave! It took me weeks to get the smell of Astroglide and Pot out of the place.
User avatar #25 to #24 - lolbears (11/29/2011) [-]
**** , this **** scares me every damn time!
User avatar #87 to #77 - AnonymousWraith (11/30/2011) [-]
it wouldn't be as funny....
if that expression didn't look like my uncle.
HAHAHAHA
#44 to #41 - hawklife (11/30/2011) [-]
haha i was just about to post this clever thumb for you
User avatar #72 to #44 - supermegasherman (11/30/2011) [-]
Soda Branch!


I do good?
User avatar #62 to #44 - smashingkills (11/30/2011) [-]
God it took me so long to figiure it out
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User avatar #68 to #66 - smashingkills (11/30/2011) [-]
Fanta+Stick=Fantastic
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User avatar #73 to #69 - hawklife (11/30/2011) [-]
i feel like whenver i post this someone asks
#42 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
Am I the only person extremely bothered by the word "Plump"?
User avatar #45 to #42 - gammajk ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
A moist, plump belly
#11 - lyrix (11/29/2011) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #11 - Lartencrepsly (11/29/2011) [-]
DDDAYYYYMMMM
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User avatar #15 to #14 - karvarausku ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
....
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#17 to #16 - karvarausku ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted at comment #583657 by sniffythebird at My Little Pony **And I would **** Michael Jackson if he would be still alive.
User avatar #80 to #51 - elecman (11/30/2011) [-]
The ancestor to Dat Ash if I am not mistaken....
#4 - sonni (11/29/2011) [-]
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#74 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
I don't understand how nearly 20,000 people thought she deserved that.

Pic unrelated
#76 to #74 - rawryness (11/30/2011) [-]
People on FML are assholes. They will most likely say "you deserve it for having a uterus" etc..
People on FML are assholes. They will most likely say "you deserve it for having a uterus" etc..
User avatar #98 - Ryandaflyin (11/30/2011) [-]
**Ryandaflyin rolls 000**
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#114 to #98 - krbuffington (11/30/2011) [-]
You sir, can now party hard!!!
You sir, can now party hard!!!
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#100 to #98 - drunkasshole (11/30/2011) [-]
**drunkasshole rolled a random image posted at comment #285680 by malizlewa at My Little Pony ** mfw when you rolled TRIPLE ZEROS
User avatar #99 to #98 - Ryandaflyin (11/30/2011) [-]
no ******* way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #104 to #98 - Ryandaflyin (11/30/2011) [-]
SOMEONE CALL THE FJ NEWS
User avatar #106 to #98 - theminiturk (11/30/2011) [-]
AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW **** !
User avatar #101 to #98 - JScairnV (11/30/2011) [-]
I want to be plump with your seed.
#109 to #98 - jaqounte (11/30/2011) [-]
**jaqounte rolls 299**
**jaqounte rolls 299**
#53 - mankey (11/30/2011) [-]
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#7 - tommomonkey (11/29/2011) [-]
this is about as close as i can get to my reaction to how creepy that was.
this is about as close as i can get to my reaction to how creepy that was.
#21 - gbblue (11/29/2011) [-]
Mfw
Mfw
#75 - happyvirus (11/30/2011) [-]
Soon
#84 to #64 - anon (11/30/2011) [-]
#3 - traveltech (11/29/2011) [-]
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#32 - Benmc (11/29/2011) [-]
i think i saw this about a year ago and so the first thing i did was go up to one of my friends and do this. now we go up to random people and do this to them to see their reaction. i almost got punched once or twice...
User avatar #33 to #32 - rawritsjill (11/29/2011) [-]
Same here!! I do it all the time to my friends
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