Pokemon Rap Battle
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You r hey
Stranger: GO SCOOTLE
Stranger: USE FIRE HYDRANT PUNCH!
Your that' s not a real attack-
Stranger: Yes it isa
Your I choose magikarps
Stranger: Go ‘Needle!
Your magikarp, use splash!
Stranger: Use Poison Sting, Weeds!
Your magikarp is hurt by poison.
Your magikarp wowed into gyaradose gyarados used fuck shit up! tie super effective
Stranger: Kahuna uses Harden
Stranger: Jakarta uses Challenge Gyarados in Rap Battle!
Your gyarados used rap battle!
Stranger: Gyarados might be fully wowed
But Fm Kahuna and here to maul
Your your Kahuna is hard
bull rhyme like The Bard
Your ain' t no chance in hell
you' ll survive until the bell
Your Bug types are weak
So your outlook is bleak
Stranger: Kahuna fainted
Stranger: Um. --
Stranger: Go Slowpokes
Your looks like you' re out of verses,
so we be callin' the hearses
Your Bitch, 1 be flying and water,
Ain' t no combo hotter
Your by the time you' re hittin',
Your yll still be smith’
Your such a slow pace,
you gonna lose this race
Stranger: l can wows with a King' s Rock because m, like a pharoh
Stranger: l' mma use ice Beam on you just like you were a Spearow
Your Dude, you‘ ll just wind up the same old slowbro,
Your momma‘ s ugly and your girlfriend' s a hoe
Your So you figured out my weaknesses,
Aren' t you quite the detective?
We still got Thunder, and it' s super effective]
Your So your HP is dropping and your slowpoke' sjust fainted
We still got a charizard_ Would you like to get acquainted?
Stranger: Your irresolution sells for 300 dollars
You are worth nothing step when you roar and holler
Your Magikarp' s worthless but after evolution,
You become the problem, and I' m the solution
Your Gyarados has almost fainted,
Burl got a super potion,
You may think you‘ re the boss,
but it' s time for your demotion
You: tama fuck shit up in the ocean,
Leave you so alone, your only friend' s your hand lotion
Your bye now
Stranger: lam sad
Stranger: You were epic