Pokemon Rap Battle. I will not be outdone in a rap battle. Second page, thanks!. You rs now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You r hey Stranger: GO SCOO
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Pokemon Rap Battle

I will not be outdone in a rap battle.

Second page, thanks!

You* rs now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You r hey
Stranger: GO SCOOTLE
Stranger: USE FIRE HYDRANT PUNCH!
Your that' s not a real attack-
Stranger: Yes it isa
Your I choose magikarps
Stranger: Go ‘Needle!
Your magikarp, use splash!
Stranger: Use Poison Sting, Weeds!
Your magikarp is hurt by poison.
Your magikarp wowed into gyaradose gyarados used **** **** up! tie super effective
Stranger: Kahuna uses Harden
Stranger: Jakarta uses Challenge Gyarados in Rap Battle!
Your gyarados used rap battle!
Stranger: Gyarados might be fully wowed
But Fm Kahuna and here to maul
Your your Kahuna is hard
bull rhyme like The Bard
Your ain' t no chance in hell
you' ll survive until the bell
Your Bug types are weak
So your outlook is bleak
Stranger: Kahuna fainted
Stranger: Um. --
Stranger: Go Slowpokes
Your looks like you' re out of verses,
so we be callin' the hearses
Your Bitch, 1 be flying and water,
Ain' t no combo hotter
Your by the time you' re hittin',
Your yll still be smith’
Your such a slow pace,
you gonna lose this race
Stranger: l can wows with a King' s Rock because m, like a pharoh
Stranger: l' mma use ice Beam on you just like you were a Spearow
Your Dude, you‘ ll just wind up the same old slowbro,
Your momma‘ s ugly and your girlfriend' s a hoe
Your So you figured out my weaknesses,
Aren' t you quite the detective?
We still got Thunder, and it' s super effective]
Your So your HP is dropping and your slowpoke' sjust fainted
We still got a charizard_ Would you like to get acquainted?
Stranger: Your irresolution sells for 300 dollars
You are worth nothing step when you roar and holler
Your Magikarp' s worthless but after evolution,
You become the problem, and I' m the solution
Your Gyarados has almost fainted,
Burl got a super potion,
You may think you‘ re the boss,
but it' s time for your demotion
You: tama **** **** up in the ocean,
Leave you so alone, your only friend' s your hand lotion
Stranger: Awesome
Your bye now
Stranger: Bye
Stranger: lam sad
Stranger: You were epic
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Submitted: 11/29/2011
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#10 - perfectionx (11/29/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Guess we need to do a battle here!
Guess we need to do a battle here!
#12 to #10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/29/2011) [-]
Yo! Yo! Yo!

How about no!
User avatar #72 - winverd (11/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Virgin lvl 100
#230 - Icanfeelmyhairgrow (11/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I was like oh damn when i read this line, this **** just got real.
#46 - itachijebest ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
so you figurd out my weaknesses  
aren't you quite the detective?  
i've still got tunder and its super effective
so you figurd out my weaknesses
aren't you quite the detective?
i've still got tunder and its super effective
#66 - shikurukato (11/29/2011) [-]
This is the best content Ive seen on the front page in 						*******					 ages.  
  
Pic related. That mandog is you. Win.
This is the best content Ive seen on the front page in ******* ages.

Pic related. That mandog is you. Win.
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#16 - sfayre (11/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**sfayre rolled a random image posted at comment #595 by Sarlouse at i am going to die alone. ** what i felt after reading
#227 - breakfastlunch (11/30/2011) [-]
There is absolutely no way to describe this WIN
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#224 - thorifyer (11/30/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#148 - jremzthedragon (11/29/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Yo my name is Jigglypuff
You better not mess because I am tough
I may be a little pink puff ball
But I'm almost 2 feet tall!
When you fall asleep it makes me wanna shout
But **** yo **** , it's Jigglypuff, I'm out
#73 - stanHfromantwerp (11/29/2011) [+] (6 replies)
and i was like  
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and i was like
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#324 - jiztastic (11/30/2011) [+] (7 replies)
**jiztastic rolled a random image posted at comment #5 by kiddoo at epic idea ** my pokemon that i used
#325 to #324 - jiztastic (11/30/2011) [-]
**jiztastic rolls 00** amount of damage i do with this pokemon
User avatar #84 - frankieforward (11/29/2011) [-]
oh snap and he dropped the mic
#156 - Aceyz (11/29/2011) [-]
#93 - KungFuZerO (11/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Anybody think of this bad ass?
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