Pokemon Rap Battle. I will not be outdone in a rap battle. Second page, thanks!. You rs now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You r hey Stranger: GO SCOO Pokemon omegle strangers
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Pokemon Rap Battle

Pokemon Rap Battle. I will not be outdone in a rap battle. Second page, thanks!. You rs now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You r hey Stranger: GO SCOO

I will not be outdone in a rap battle.

Second page, thanks!

You* rs now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You r hey
Stranger: GO SCOOTLE
Stranger: USE FIRE HYDRANT PUNCH!
Your that' s not a real attack-
Stranger: Yes it isa
Your I choose magikarps
Stranger: Go ‘Needle!
Your magikarp, use splash!
Stranger: Use Poison Sting, Weeds!
Your magikarp is hurt by poison.
Your magikarp wowed into gyaradose gyarados used **** **** up! tie super effective
Stranger: Kahuna uses Harden
Stranger: Jakarta uses Challenge Gyarados in Rap Battle!
Your gyarados used rap battle!
Stranger: Gyarados might be fully wowed
But Fm Kahuna and here to maul
Your your Kahuna is hard
bull rhyme like The Bard
Your ain' t no chance in hell
you' ll survive until the bell
Your Bug types are weak
So your outlook is bleak
Stranger: Kahuna fainted
Stranger: Um. --
Stranger: Go Slowpokes
Your looks like you' re out of verses,
so we be callin' the hearses
Your Bitch, 1 be flying and water,
Ain' t no combo hotter
Your by the time you' re hittin',
Your yll still be smith’
Your such a slow pace,
you gonna lose this race
Stranger: l can wows with a King' s Rock because m, like a pharoh
Stranger: l' mma use ice Beam on you just like you were a Spearow
Your Dude, you‘ ll just wind up the same old slowbro,
Your momma‘ s ugly and your girlfriend' s a hoe
Your So you figured out my weaknesses,
Aren' t you quite the detective?
We still got Thunder, and it' s super effective]
Your So your HP is dropping and your slowpoke' sjust fainted
We still got a charizard_ Would you like to get acquainted?
Stranger: Your irresolution sells for 300 dollars
You are worth nothing step when you roar and holler
Your Magikarp' s worthless but after evolution,
You become the problem, and I' m the solution
Your Gyarados has almost fainted,
Burl got a super potion,
You may think you‘ re the boss,
but it' s time for your demotion
You: tama **** **** up in the ocean,
Leave you so alone, your only friend' s your hand lotion
Stranger: Awesome
Your bye now
Stranger: Bye
Stranger: lam sad
Stranger: You were epic
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Submitted: 11/29/2011
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#230 - Icanfeelmyhairgrow (11/30/2011) [-]
I was like oh damn when i read this line, this **** just got real.
User avatar #234 to #230 - acar (11/30/2011) [-]
Yes, i feel the same way.
User avatar #72 - winverd (11/29/2011) [-]
Virgin lvl 100
#75 to #72 - Rascal (11/29/2011) [-]
You have no idea how many nude pics i have from girls that they sent me as inspiration so i could write about them. poetry makes bitches wet.
#103 to #75 - bdub (11/29/2011) [-]
not when it's about pokemon....
User avatar #214 to #75 - MarvinHarrisonFord (11/30/2011) [-]
I have an idea of how many. A big ol' goose egg.
#227 - breakfastlunch (11/30/2011) [-]
There is absolutely no way to describe this WIN
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User avatar #209 to #208 - tommygunntyler (11/30/2011) [-]
nice roll!!!
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#210 to #208 - failsftw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#46 - itachijebest (11/29/2011) [-]
so you figurd out my weaknesses  
aren't you quite the detective?  
i've still got tunder and its super effective
so you figurd out my weaknesses
aren't you quite the detective?
i've still got tunder and its super effective
#16 - sfayre (11/29/2011) [-]
**sfayre rolled a random image posted at comment #595 by Sarlouse at i am going to die alone. ** what i felt after reading
#27 to #16 - devilosboy (11/29/2011) [-]
**devilosboy rolls 246** number of bumps
User avatar #74 to #16 - wiredguy (11/29/2011) [-]
PILLOW HUMPING O_O
*drool*

Lol @ my weird fetish :(
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User avatar #232 to #224 - Icanfeelmyhairgrow (11/30/2011) [-]
Something doesn't add up here...
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User avatar #84 - frankieforward (11/29/2011) [-]
oh snap and he dropped the mic
#156 - Aceyz (11/29/2011) [-]
#93 - KungFuZerO ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
Anybody think of this bad ass?
#107 to #93 - ooberaz (11/29/2011) [-]
8 tailed beast jinjuriki bro
#222 to #107 - KungFuZerO ONLINE (11/30/2011) [-]
**** yeah

jinchuuriki*
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User avatar #51 to #43 - frohtastic (11/29/2011) [-]
I did quietly,, in my head..
+10
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#57 - sbruess (11/29/2011) [-]
That literally just made my day
#10 - perfectionx (11/29/2011) [-]
Guess we need to do a battle here!
Guess we need to do a battle here!
#299 to #10 - lesnakeysnake (11/30/2011) [-]
**lesnakeysnake rolled a random image posted at comment #1538 by mclongcock at An FJ Experiment ** I was at that game.... Just so the world of FJ knows...
#203 to #10 - nyancatttisawhore (11/29/2011) [-]
Woohoo Rays! One of my favorite parts of the games is when this guy dances.
#258 to #10 - thexend (11/30/2011) [-]
Bananas?
Bananas?
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#12 to #10 - Rascal (11/29/2011) [-]
Yo! Yo! Yo!

How about no!
#245 - valdbaginasevrywer (11/30/2011) [-]
How the guy felt after he disconnected...
How the guy felt after he disconnected...
#66 - shikurukato ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
This is the best content Ive seen on the front page in 			*******		 ages.  
  
Pic related. That mandog is you. Win.
This is the best content Ive seen on the front page in ******* ages.

Pic related. That mandog is you. Win.
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