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Farts. Amirite? Edit: Thanks everyone for front page! Subscribe and friend if ya want!. When I have fart: at: home: Oh god, this fart has been building up fer a

Amirite?
Edit: Thanks everyone for front page! Subscribe and friend if ya want!

When I have fart: at: home:
Oh god, this
fart has been
building up fer
a salid. 15
minutes, it' s
gonna be
oh **** : I have tn
fart, this is net
y good. Maybe if I
pull my butt
cheeks apart: it' ll
be a silent ene.
Yeah that' ll work
that big either
HALY SHEET
HITHER OF GOD
WHO JUST ****
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Submitted: 11/28/2011
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#6 - jackylegs (11/29/2011) [-]
Last time I had a fart build up that long, I was scared to push so I thought I would just keep waiting.. Then about 10 minutes later it seeped out and I thought to my self "That feels a lot like 			****		" but didn't check until about 20 minutes later... It was 			****
Last time I had a fart build up that long, I was scared to push so I thought I would just keep waiting.. Then about 10 minutes later it seeped out and I thought to my self "That feels a lot like **** " but didn't check until about 20 minutes later... It was ****
User avatar #8 to #6 - jremzthedragon (11/29/2011) [-]
I just lol'd so hard
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#272 to #1 - krayziebone (11/30/2011) [-]
MFW I let out a quiet fart that everyone hears but only my friend next to me knows it was me.
MFW I let out a quiet fart that everyone hears but only my friend next to me knows it was me.
#273 to #1 - Downey (11/30/2011) [-]
< mfw I'm James Franco and I rip a huge fart and everyone looks at me
< mfw I'm James Franco and I rip a huge fart and everyone looks at me
#2 to #1 - jremzthedragon (11/28/2011) [-]
>MFW the same thing happens....except I dont have a badass moustache :(
User avatar #43 to #2 - tharic (11/29/2011) [-]
so your a fat ****** ?
#119 to #43 - firemantwotwofive (11/29/2011) [-]
Neil deGrasse Tyson is not a ****** . He's a black man.
#35 - mattdoggy (11/29/2011) [-]
>me in 6th grade
>see cute girl near swing set/monkey bars
>decide to impress her
>run at a pull up bar really fast
>plan to grab it and swing off in a cool style
>when i grab it i discover its wet
>slip and fall on my back
>let out a massively loud fart in front of her
>pokerface and leave
User avatar #40 to #35 - ishalltroll (11/29/2011) [-]
Thats hilarious, what the **** man, you're pretty freaking unlucky!
#28 - spideybro (11/29/2011) [-]
I've told this before, but it's relevant here, too...

One time, in eighth grade, I was very sick. My stomach hurt, and I had been having diarrhea the past few days.
In art class, with about 30 fellow classmates, I felt a sneeze coming on. It felt like a big one, so I braced myself.

When it came out, so did the absolute loudest fart I have ever released. I had no idea it was coming, so it ******* ricocheted off of the hard plastic chairs we were sitting on. It was like I had created a seal with my ass cheeks against the chair, so the fart had to fight extra hard to get out. And boy did it ever.

No one reacted. Seriously. No one. To this day, I like to believe that my sneeze was loud enough to cover up the noise. And I thank the heavens I did not hold it in. For if I had, I surely would have farted just the same, with no noise to cover it up.
User avatar #37 to #28 - pleeyer (11/29/2011) [-]
just thank *fill in deity* that you did not **** all over yourself!
#30 to #28 - realhero (11/29/2011) [-]
Cool story bro. Made me lol
User avatar #49 - swimmingprodigy (11/29/2011) [-]
Last night while in bed, I had a 12 second fart that changed pitch 4 times.

I ended up laughing myself to sleep
User avatar #271 to #49 - dreamthrow (11/29/2011) [-]
I just laughed myself to death
#51 - kungfewpanda (11/29/2011) [-]
MFW i thought it woudn't make a sound..
MFW i thought it woudn't make a sound..
User avatar #52 to #51 - taylorajm ONLINE (11/29/2011) [-]
Doc Brown!
#245 - SirPyro (11/29/2011) [-]
Pretty much sums up how you feel trying to hold all that gas in.
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#108 - barkedge (11/29/2011) [-]
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User avatar #92 - darkfufu (11/29/2011) [-]
What the person said in the last panel had me cracking up.
#178 - thenumbersmason (11/29/2011) [-]
Once in year 5, in the changing rooms this big guy walked over to this little kid and pulled down his pants and let a massive fart in his face, the big guy was walking away laughing to his mates when the little kid got up and vomited in the big kid's face. MFW
#188 to #178 - moonji (11/29/2011) [-]
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#29 - realhero (11/29/2011) [-]
That reminds me of the most embarrassing moment of my life. Good times.
#4 - brewtality (11/29/2011) [-]
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#96 - Weatherell (11/29/2011) [-]
Reminds me of this moment from the inbetweeners...
#215 - anon (11/29/2011) [-]
i know this feel so well
i know this feel so well
#148 - amammcmam (11/29/2011) [-]
One time, In school I built up a 15 minute fart. We were sitting in a lesson with a substitute teacher. I had a window when all the class got to a loud uprising and let it rip, Sadly, that fart was so loud and long that it silenced the class for a few seconds, which then turned into a roar of laughter. The place stank, I had half a classroom to myself for the remainder of the lesson. As I got up, my chair was covered with watery/sweat/steam.
#132 - SGTBLACKPOWA (11/29/2011) [-]
Clever OP, verrrrrry clever.
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