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When I have fart: at: home:
Oh god, this
fart has been
building up fer
a salid. 15
minutes, it' s
gonna be
oh **** : I have tn
fart, this is net
y good. Maybe if I
pull my butt
cheeks apart: it' ll
be a silent ene.
Yeah that' ll work
that big either
HALY SHEET
HITHER OF GOD
WHO JUST ****
...
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Submitted: 11/28/2011
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#1 - Sunset has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#6 - jackylegs (11/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Last time I had a fart build up that long, I was scared to push so I thought I would just keep waiting.. Then about 10 minutes later it seeped out and I thought to my self "That feels a lot like 						****					" but didn't check until about 20 minutes later... It was 						****
Last time I had a fart build up that long, I was scared to push so I thought I would just keep waiting.. Then about 10 minutes later it seeped out and I thought to my self "That feels a lot like **** " but didn't check until about 20 minutes later... It was ****
#35 - mattdoggy (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>me in 6th grade
>see cute girl near swing set/monkey bars
>decide to impress her
>run at a pull up bar really fast
>plan to grab it and swing off in a cool style
>when i grab it i discover its wet
>slip and fall on my back
>let out a massively loud fart in front of her
>pokerface and leave
#28 - spideybro (11/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I've told this before, but it's relevant here, too...

One time, in eighth grade, I was very sick. My stomach hurt, and I had been having diarrhea the past few days.
In art class, with about 30 fellow classmates, I felt a sneeze coming on. It felt like a big one, so I braced myself.

When it came out, so did the absolute loudest fart I have ever released. I had no idea it was coming, so it ******* ricocheted off of the hard plastic chairs we were sitting on. It was like I had created a seal with my ass cheeks against the chair, so the fart had to fight extra hard to get out. And boy did it ever.

No one reacted. Seriously. No one. To this day, I like to believe that my sneeze was loud enough to cover up the noise. And I thank the heavens I did not hold it in. For if I had, I surely would have farted just the same, with no noise to cover it up.
User avatar #49 - swimmingprodigy (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Last night while in bed, I had a 12 second fart that changed pitch 4 times.

I ended up laughing myself to sleep
#51 - kungfewpanda (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
MFW i thought it woudn't make a sound..
MFW i thought it woudn't make a sound..
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#151 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
> me in 5th grade  
> see cute girl  
> invite her to sit on my lap  
> she agrees  
> i feel the need to let out a huge fart, her weight only makes it harder to keep it in  
> try to make it silent and slow  
> i fart loudly and 						****					 myself  
and from then on people called me poopy pants
> me in 5th grade
> see cute girl
> invite her to sit on my lap
> she agrees
> i feel the need to let out a huge fart, her weight only makes it harder to keep it in
> try to make it silent and slow
> i fart loudly and **** myself
and from then on people called me poopy pants
#108 - barkedge (11/29/2011) [-]
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#190 - gimmebackmygoose (11/29/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#29 - realhero (11/29/2011) [-]
That reminds me of the most embarrassing moment of my life. Good times.
#96 - Weatherell (11/29/2011) [-]
Reminds me of this moment from the inbetweeners...
#245 - SirPyro (11/29/2011) [-]
Pretty much sums up how you feel trying to hold all that gas in.
#117 - weavedog (11/29/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#150 - chingachong (11/29/2011) [-]
**chingachong rolled a random image posted at comment #661036 by goldfang at My Little Pony ** when i fart
**chingachong rolled a random image posted at comment #661036 by goldfang at My Little Pony ** when i fart
#260 - gosugenji (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Your neck is the same width as your torso.
#261 to #260 - jremzthedragon (11/29/2011) [-]
I rape and kill your family.
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