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Farts. Amirite? Edit: Thanks everyone for front page! Subscribe and friend if ya want!. When I have fart: at: home: Oh god, this fart has been building up fer a

Amirite?
Edit: Thanks everyone for front page! Subscribe and friend if ya want!

When I have fart: at: home:
Oh god, this
fart has been
building up fer
a salid. 15
minutes, it' s
gonna be
oh ****: I have tn
fart, this is net
y good. Maybe if I
pull my butt
cheeks apart: it' ll
be a silent ene.
Yeah that' ll work
that big either
HALY SHEET
HITHER OF GOD
WHO JUST ****
...
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Views: 53312 Submitted: 11/28/2011
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#1 - Sunset
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#272 to #1 - krayziebone
Reply 0
(11/30/2011) [-]
MFW I let out a quiet fart that everyone hears but only my friend next to me knows it was me.
MFW I let out a quiet fart that everyone hears but only my friend next to me knows it was me.
#273 to #1 - Downey
Reply 0
(11/30/2011) [-]
< mfw I'm James Franco and I rip a huge fart and everyone looks at me
< mfw I'm James Franco and I rip a huge fart and everyone looks at me
#2 to #1 - jremzthedragon [OP]
Reply +83
(11/28/2011) [-]
>MFW the same thing happens....except I dont have a badass moustache :(
#43 to #2 - tharic
Reply -50
(11/29/2011) [-]
so your a fat ******?
#119 to #43 - firemantwotwofive
Reply +47
(11/29/2011) [-]
Neil deGrasse Tyson is not a ******. He's a black man.
#6 - jackylegs
Reply +85
(11/29/2011) [-]
Last time I had a fart build up that long, I was scared to push so I thought I would just keep waiting.. Then about 10 minutes later it seeped out and I thought to my self &quot;That feels a lot like ****&quot; but didn't check until about 20 minutes later... It was ****
Last time I had a fart build up that long, I was scared to push so I thought I would just keep waiting.. Then about 10 minutes later it seeped out and I thought to my self "That feels a lot like ****" but didn't check until about 20 minutes later... It was ****
#32 to #6 - thewilder
Reply +6
(11/29/2011) [-]
#8 to #6 - jremzthedragon [OP]
Reply +16
(11/29/2011) [-]
I just lol'd so hard
#35 - mattdoggy
Reply +66
(11/29/2011) [-]
>me in 6th grade
>see cute girl near swing set/monkey bars
>decide to impress her
>run at a pull up bar really fast
>plan to grab it and swing off in a cool style
>when i grab it i discover its wet
>slip and fall on my back
>let out a massively loud fart in front of her
>pokerface and leave
#40 to #35 - ishalltroll
Reply +5
(11/29/2011) [-]
Thats hilarious, what the **** man, you're pretty freaking unlucky!
#28 - spideybro
Reply +49
(11/29/2011) [-]
I've told this before, but it's relevant here, too...

One time, in eighth grade, I was very sick. My stomach hurt, and I had been having diarrhea the past few days.
In art class, with about 30 fellow classmates, I felt a sneeze coming on. It felt like a big one, so I braced myself.

When it came out, so did the absolute loudest fart I have ever released. I had no idea it was coming, so it ******* ricocheted off of the hard plastic chairs we were sitting on. It was like I had created a seal with my ass cheeks against the chair, so the fart had to fight extra hard to get out. And boy did it ever.

No one reacted. Seriously. No one. To this day, I like to believe that my sneeze was loud enough to cover up the noise. And I thank the heavens I did not hold it in. For if I had, I surely would have farted just the same, with no noise to cover it up.
#37 to #28 - pleeyer
Reply +6
(11/29/2011) [-]
just thank *fill in deity* that you did not **** all over yourself!
#30 to #28 - realhero
Reply +13
(11/29/2011) [-]
Cool story bro. Made me lol
#49 - swimmingprodigy
Reply +45
(11/29/2011) [-]
Last night while in bed, I had a 12 second fart that changed pitch 4 times.

I ended up laughing myself to sleep
#271 to #49 - dreamthrow
Reply 0
(11/29/2011) [-]
I just laughed myself to death
#51 - kungfewpanda
Reply +35
(11/29/2011) [-]
MFW i thought it woudn't make a sound..
MFW i thought it woudn't make a sound..
#52 to #51 - taylorajm
Reply +2
(11/29/2011) [-]
Doc Brown!
#69 - ranklb **User deleted account**
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#108 - barkedge
Reply +21
(11/29/2011) [-]
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#190 - gimmebackmygoose
Reply +9
(11/29/2011) [-]
#191 to #190 - gimmebackmygoose
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(11/29/2011) [-]
#194 to #193 - gimmebackmygoose
Reply +20
(11/29/2011) [-]
**** YOU OP!!
#201 to #194 - gimmebackmygoose
Reply +9
(11/29/2011) [-]
and also this
#29 - realhero
Reply +16
(11/29/2011) [-]
That reminds me of the most embarrassing moment of my life. Good times.