that awkward moment. . THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU TURN AROUND AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE KISSING EACH OTHER. Next time when that happens, quietly and smoothly appro
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that awkward moment

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
YOU TURN AROUND AND YOUR
FRIENDS ARE KISSING EACH OTHER.
Next time when that happens, quietly
and smoothly approach them, gently
place your hands on their backs, and
say as softly as possible:
i know a place where the three of us
could... have some fun. "
Be sure to breathe through your mouth
a bit. Do not smile. Stare at each
friend f second at a time. if the
ensuing silence goes on for longer than
4 seconds, gently start moving your
hands, caressing their backs.
i can promise you, they' ll never kiss
each other the same way, ever again.
...
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#2 - hornyharris (11/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
DOES THIS


GET'S A THREESOME
#24 - stipularkailyb (11/29/2011) [-]
> Wake up to hear my brother asking his gal if she wants to try anal. (we share a room)
> Rip the loudest fart of the century.
> Get up and leave the room.
> Profit.
#1 - there (11/28/2011) [-]
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#15 - concord (11/29/2011) [-]
**concord rolled a random image** my rape face
#7 - mexcheetah (11/29/2011) [-]
**mexcheetah rolled a random image** this is what went through his friends mind
#4 - irishking (11/29/2011) [-]
I can honestly say that i have not laughed as hard as i just did in a long time.
I can honestly say that i have not laughed as hard as i just did in a long time.
#20 - Jameshaich (11/29/2011) [-]
> Friend and his woman kissing
> Both of their eyes shut.
> Slowly approch
> Slowly air hump beside them, quietly with a few rude gestures and moans
> Friend noticed what I am doing
> With the straighest face ever (and still making the motion and the moans) Breathing heavily, I say "Something wrong dear"?
#13 - foreverfallen (11/29/2011) [-]
**foreverfallen rolled a random image** Their reaction.
#33 - draezeth (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I once walked in on two classmates that I was sort of friends with kissing. Just pretended like I hadn't seen 'em.

But I did.
User avatar #5 - xxDestinyxx (11/29/2011) [-]
That super awkward moment when they're gay.
User avatar #18 - oxan (11/29/2011) [-]
> At Catholic School
> Usually sit behind our Chapel, it's usually unsupervised and a quite place
> Can't find friend I usually sit with
> Go with another friend to the Chapel to find her
> Walk around corner, about to yell what's up
> Her and guy (that was trying to hook up with my best friend) kissing
> Friend 180s and turns, I back away slowly

Nope.jpg
#10 - ecchineko (11/29/2011) [-]
**ecchineko rolled a random image** <what my friends do behind my back
#38 - ryjed (11/29/2011) [-]
**ryjed rolled a random image posted at comment #190 by frankbrolly at Bread. **
#58 - powerfapping (11/29/2011) [-]
sounds like a plan
#16 - devout feminist (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i did something simulare to my gay friend and his "roommate", the "mate" moved his hand down my buttcheek and smiled horrifying at me and my gay friend....

"oommate" didn't knew i was straight... awkward i tell ya, but i am confident that at least some gay's would have sex with me, instead of some girls
User avatar #6 - chaoticneutral (11/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I usually just play Careless Whisper by George Michael. Always gets them to stop.
User avatar #54 - GregHouse (11/29/2011) [-]
OP's "friends" are dudes....
#35 - eatmewhileimhot (11/29/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Worst thing ever. Me and my best friends which was a boy and girl, started dating after a while. Now I can't even hang out with them anymore .-. So just to piss the girl off I keep asking if they've had sex yet.
#39 to #35 - devout feminist (11/29/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted at comment #106 by DucklingDick at Penguin Domination ** Would you say you are the Harry Potter of that triangle? Bang the guy's sister.
#12 - facefirst (11/29/2011) [-]
**facefirst rolled a random image** what their reaction would be...
User avatar #37 - FroshWeek (11/29/2011) [-]
Or you could pull a Harry Potter and keep hugging the girl
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