Oh 4chan. the song www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ.. >Get new shower soap for hockey >Open dat up >Smell it >Explodes in my face >Most of face is covered in Gilette >its not Gilette >its cum & Oh 4chan the song www youtube com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ >Get new shower soap for hockey >Open dat up >Smell it >Explodes in my face >Most of is covered Gilette >its not cum &
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#163 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
Reply +176
(11/29/2011) [-]
>Get new shower soap for hockey
>Open dat **** up
>Smell it
>Explodes in my face
>Most of face is covered in Gilette
>its not Gilette
>its cum
>Get pregnant
>Give birth to dragon
>He slaps me in the face and calls me a slut
>Raize dragon to be an adult
>Come home one day from work at the ****** farm
>Dragon is gone
>Muffin on table
>Muffin is covered in cum
>Its not a muffin
>Its a clown
>Clown tazes me
#323 to #163 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
#836 to #163 - xzenoo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Wut?
#192 to #163 - thatcreepyguy
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(11/29/2011) [-]
>no homo
#335 to #192 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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(11/29/2011) [-]
#210 to #163 - frisbey
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Dressed up as dick in a box guy (Halloween)
Decided to stay home and give out candy
Putting the box-belt rig on when i hear kids come up to the door
My belt gets stuck, cant get the box off
Walk downstairs and give candy out with both hands
Parents staring at me in disgust
Mom finds out i gave out candy like such
Needless to say i got my box ripped off
True story
#361 to #163 - davegrowl
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(11/29/2011) [-]
whut.
#852 to #163 - thefriendlyhobo
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(11/29/2011) [-]
#869 to #163 - aratedchris
Reply +3
(11/29/2011) [-]
Reading this with Yakety Sax - Win
#205 to #163 - stebok
Reply +8
(11/29/2011) [-]
What the **** did I just read?
What the **** did I just read?
#166 to #163 - drkpie
Reply +24
(11/29/2011) [-]
That was beautiful.
#176 to #163 - stealthkitten
Reply +31
(11/29/2011) [-]
This is what my mom read me as a bedtime story.
#168 to #163 - hattrikev
Reply +103
(11/29/2011) [-]
#342 - Epicgetguy
Reply +120
(11/29/2011) [-]
Did you hear about that school shooting?

How un-4chan-ate

DOHOHOHOHOH
#354 to #342 - davegrowl
Reply +23
(11/29/2011) [-]
God, I love the Muppets.
#397 - Dammage
Reply +81
(11/29/2011) [-]
I used to shoot up my school all the time, then i took an arrow to the knee...
#411 to #397 - mynameisderp **User deleted account**
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#426 to #411 - makxbi
Reply +8
(11/29/2011) [-]
Let me guess... Someone stole your gun?
#665 to #426 - ilovehitler
Reply +4
(11/29/2011) [-]
let me gun...somebody stole your guess?
#671 to #665 - makxbi
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Let me stole... Someone gun your guess?
#673 to #671 - ilovehitler
Reply +3
(11/29/2011) [-]
someone me stole... let gun your guess?
#676 to #673 - makxbi
Reply +2
(11/29/2011) [-]
Someone guess stole... let gun your me?
#679 to #676 - ilovehitler
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(11/29/2011) [-]
someone gun me... let your guess stole?
#680 to #679 - makxbi
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(11/29/2011) [-]
someone gun me... I worship the devil? What?
#682 to #680 - ilovehitler
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(11/29/2011) [-]
someone gun me... I devil the worship? What?
#684 to #682 - makxbi
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Someone gun the devil... I worship me? What?
#685 to #684 - ilovehitler
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(11/29/2011) [-]
devil gun the someone.... I what me? worship?
#687 to #685 - makxbi
Reply +9
(11/29/2011) [-]
I can't even make sense of this any more... You win.
#691 to #687 - ilovehitler
Reply +6
(11/29/2011) [-]
I even can't sense any of this make... you more win
#693 to #691 - makxbi
Reply +5
(11/29/2011) [-]
Please by the name of Optimus Prime stop this madness!! My head hurts..
Please by the name of Optimus Prime stop this madness!! My head hurts..
#694 to #693 - ilovehitler
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Well if it's by the name of Optimus Prime, I guess I have no choice.
#698 to #694 - makxbi
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(11/29/2011) [-]
Thank you... .gif is not relevant.
Thank you... .gif is not relevant.
#976 to #687 - lendorav
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(11/29/2011) [-]
#387 - steelplatypus
Reply +48
(11/29/2011) [-]
The cops reaction when they walk in
#389 to #387 - cptcolin
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(11/29/2011) [-]
SO MUCH WIN
#128 - augustusxxiv
Reply +38
(11/29/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY   
  
This one would also be horrifically great, especially at :32.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCtQmwJ1WAY

This one would also be horrifically great, especially at :32.
#147 to #128 - alanthewhite
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(11/29/2011) [-]
**alanthewhite rolls 154,078,546** I remember this song during the first episode of Spongebob.
#134 to #128 - beansncornbread
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(11/29/2011) [-]
lol hes a genius at creeping me out yet making me wonder why im scared.
#131 to #128 - arashikato
Reply +6
(11/29/2011) [-]
I've always wanted to know the name of this song. I love you xD
#132 to #131 - augustusxxiv
Reply +1
(11/29/2011) [-]
no problem :)
#6 - recoilish
Reply +34
(11/28/2011) [-]
So yeah.......i guess i'll see you guys in hell then!
#724 - rulesoftehinternet **User deleted account**
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#725 to #724 - anon
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(11/29/2011) [-]
I can't be bothered to log into my account.... Too much effort
#770 to #724 - Das
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(11/29/2011) [-]
>Nobody realizes you made that account to make the comment
>Everyone now knows you are a Richard Simmonsgot.
#203 - omwtfbbq **User deleted account**
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#224 to #203 - sirlanksalot
Reply +1
(11/29/2011) [-]
more like invincible for 2 hours until you kill yourself
#827 - blackfalcon
Reply +20
(11/29/2011) [-]
i was totally expecting a rick roll....
#217 to #56 - redheadedbeast
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(11/29/2011) [-]
PERFECT!!!!
#76 to #56 - michellemc
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(11/29/2011) [-]
More like -CAN'T-
.. HA.