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Skyrim Job Application. I made front page, I am the Dovahkiin this city deserves! "I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a (Insert weapon) to th

I made front page, I am the Dovahkiin this city deserves!

"I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a (Insert weapon) to the (insert body part.)"

Took an arrow to the knee? Heed employment? We got the for '1"' !
You bye adventuring- Yon louse wearing armor, brandishing a mighty weapon, and intimidating others behind that rusty helmet of yours. But then an arrow in
Posted 11/ 21/ 2011 the knee changed your lite.
gylr: 38 PM
That doesn' t mean your life is over.
Th IS ma At Generic Siltrim Guard Inc., we can put you back on your feet again. For an amazing 1 Septim an hour, you can walk around the city of your choice from
dusk til dawn-
We' d we to make you into another member of our team- We currently employ over 1000 guards across Siltrim who
IS god gladly ignore the excruciating pain of standing on their bad knees all day to protect our fellow citizens.
Duties include arresting criminals, telling adventurers about the arrow you took to the knee, and occasionally being catapulted to the Moon by a giant that
was lured into town.
We are an Equal Employer [procided your racial description does not end in "raer", "fan", or ") and have an rating with the Black Briar
Bureau.
Apply today!
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