Facebook (3). READ THIS: For the people who doesnt get it... Maybe this explain something... WRONG STATEMENT - SOURCE : Mein Kampf from Hitler. She yells at him

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Facebook (3). READ THIS: For the people who doesnt get it... Maybe this explain something... WRONG STATEMENT - SOURCE : Mein Kampf from Hitler. She yells at him

For the people who doesnt get it...

Maybe this explain something...

WRONG STATEMENT - SOURCE : Mein Kampf from Hitler. She yells at him.
WRONG STATEMENT - SOURCE : Some KKK Book. She yells at him.
WRONG STATEMENT - SOURCE : BIBLE. For some reasen she accept it.

Simply it just say you can do what you ******* want if you say your Religion say so.
Nobody gonna read your ******* bible anyway if hes Islam Buddhism etc.

And yay top 100 ^-^

Gays, blacks, and Jews should not have
equal rights on your planet. Also I am OMG mu *******
entitled to warn slaves. I read it in this THAT' S so RACIST, ARE YOU
Gays, blacks, and Jews should ttwtt have gm; ‘fan ******* !
tmeal rights on your planet, Notr I am you ARE A HATEFUL AND
Gays, blacks, and Jews should not have
equal rights an your planet. Alan I am
entitled to own slaves.
I read it in this book,
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User avatar #28 - leku (11/28/2011) [-]
Too bad the bible says none of that.
User avatar #31 to #28 - Followbane (11/28/2011) [-]
oh yes it ******* does.
User avatar #37 to #31 - TheRetardedEskimo (11/28/2011) [-]
Actually, it talks about freeing slaves, the slaves being Jews at that time, being of Egyptian decent, meaning they aren't white, It never talks about blacks, and it says men should not lay with another man like they do with A woman. It doesn't say they can't have equal rights. It says it's a sin, but we were born by sin. So it doesn't really matter... :/

So yeah. **** off.
#40 to #37 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
Exodus 21:20-21 endorses slavery.
20 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, [small] 21[small] but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.
#43 to #40 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
You also seemed to have 'forgotten' to include the other part that says...

Exodus 21
If you buy a Hebrew servant, he is to serve you for six years. But in the seventh year, he shall go free, without paying anything. 3 If he comes alone, he is to go free alone; but if he has a wife when he comes, she is to go with him. 4 If his master gives him a wife and she bears him sons or daughters, the woman and her children shall belong to her master, and only the man shall go free.

They are to be freed, ecept for women, but that was in a time where a women wasn't really able to fend for herself in a male-dominated world.
#65 to #43 - maksism (11/28/2011) [-]
In Florida, Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. "Oh thats a stupid law, how could that exist?" If the basis of your argument is the second book of bible, before the start of Christianity, it might be time to read some new testament buddy.

1 Corinthians 7:4 "The wife's body does not belong to her alone but also to her husband. In the same way, the husband's body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife."

John 4:16 "And so we know and rely on the love God has for us. God is love. Whoever lives in love lives in God, and God in him."

John 13:34-35 "A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another. By this all people will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”

User avatar #47 to #43 - musicmantrice (11/28/2011) [-]
That's lessons from the old testament. God redefined the rules beyond the book of Exodus. Actually read the book and then make your point. The actual rules to live by come in the late Old Testament and then in the New Testament through parables
User avatar #44 to #40 - TheRetardedEskimo (11/28/2011) [-]
The book of Exodus, is about the children of Israel escaping slavery, Exodus doesn't condone slavery at all. You took two verses from the book, this specific part could be explaining the brutality of Egyptian laws. I'd have to read the chapter for myself.

Besides. Two verses from a book, doesn't condemn the whole damn book.
User avatar #39 to #37 - fuhrersalzburg (11/28/2011) [-]
Intelligence level? You guessed it. Over 9000.
User avatar #41 to #39 - TheRetardedEskimo (11/28/2011) [-]
>.> It's late. I'm unsure of the nature of your comment.
User avatar #46 to #37 - MoThunda (11/28/2011) [-]
if the guy slaves are to be freed, but the women aren't that's an inequality of rights you ******* tard
User avatar #102 to #46 - TheRetardedEskimo (11/28/2011) [-]
The children of Israel were men and women, you ******* tard.
#105 to #102 - MoThunda (12/01/2011) [-]
im not talking about the jews as slaves, you ******* tard. im talking about when god was telling his own people how to treat their slaves. you. ******* . tard.
#59 to #31 - maksism (11/28/2011) [-]
You saying "yes it does" with no supporting material makes your argument very valid. Congratulations are in order for you.
User avatar #99 to #31 - leku (11/28/2011) [-]
Maybe in the old testament. The rules have changed in the new testament. It negates the the worse things that were said in the old one. The Bible became about love and respect for all of mankind.
#7 - scroul (11/27/2011) [-]
**scroul rolled a random image**  MFW i cant find my slaves
**scroul rolled a random image** MFW i cant find my slaves
User avatar #58 - katanaoflife (11/28/2011) [-]
I am a christian, but I think that your argument is invalid for the whole of christianity, some denominations don't believe in that, and my denomination promotes equality and equal rights for EVERYONE
User avatar #61 to #58 - flekz [OP](11/28/2011) [-]
don't care
User avatar #62 to #61 - katanaoflife (11/28/2011) [-]
just ssaying, hear all the facts before jumping to conclusions... Dont hate on me
User avatar #66 to #62 - heracrosss (11/28/2011) [-]
dont care
User avatar #68 to #58 - nhimds (11/28/2011) [-]
so does that mean your belief is opposite to the bible ?
User avatar #69 to #68 - katanaoflife (11/28/2011) [-]
That doesn't apply to us today, it applied to the isrealites, who were being oppressed by other races. Hope that clarifies it for you
User avatar #11 - someguyfromazoo (11/28/2011) [-]
Have you ever actually read the bible?
User avatar #34 to #11 - flekz [OP](11/28/2011) [-]
Nope ^-^
User avatar #12 to #11 - qazzuiop (11/28/2011) [-]
yes, and it does contain copious amounts of slavery and oppression! yay bible!
#14 to #12 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
where did it ever say any of those things were right?
User avatar #13 to #12 - someguyfromazoo (11/28/2011) [-]
True, it does contain a lot of slavery and oppression. However, when it talks about owning slaves, it says that you should treat them with dignity and respect. Not as objects.
#15 to #13 - Xepheros (11/28/2011) [-]
It's still slavery.
User avatar #16 to #13 - qazzuiop (11/28/2011) [-]
and let's not forget the passage that brought about the WBC. Leviticus is total ********
User avatar #18 to #12 - MaxwellBrooks (11/28/2011) [-]
The slavery referred to indenture servants. That's an important distinction. But yeah, there were tons of oppression, bias, genocide, and general dickery. The ancient Jews weren't very nice people. Can't say anything about the Christian half, I've never read it. Too boring. Not enough genocide.
User avatar #75 to #18 - qazzuiop (11/28/2011) [-]
yeah, according to the bible they were, no factual proof. in fact, the jews today, who are nice people, take the rap for it :(
#56 - maksism (11/28/2011) [-]
"I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.." Hitler.

Obviously some people who "read" the bible don't retain any information about the love we are supposed to show to everyone.
#45 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment. (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)

Gotta love them biblical family values!
#51 to #45 - potsmokingmonkey (11/28/2011) [-]
That one is going in my list of lines to rip out when arguing with christian fanatics
User avatar #80 to #45 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
At that period in history, slavery was widely accepted. Those verses are guidelines for those who were sold into slavery and couldn't do anything about it. The Bible doesn't support slavery.
User avatar #85 to #80 - imcook (11/28/2011) [-]
Yeah, god thought "i know, ill make it morally correct back then but in modern times it'll be unacceptable, because i have to listen to what the humans want because im omnipotent."

Saying its from an older time doesn't change the fact that its in the book thats written by the words of god. Did he lie to us?
#86 to #85 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
**** , you didn't even read what I said, did you?
User avatar #90 to #86 - imcook (11/28/2011) [-]
Yes I did, but your saying the bible doesn't support slavery, whereas it actually does. There's much more than 1 verse saying it does, and if they were in slavery whilst writing these parts of the bible, doesn't that make them hypocrites? What I was saying, was why would god approve slavery back then but change his views later on?
User avatar #91 to #90 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
The rules changed with Jesus' death. I've said this at least 5 times in the last 2 weeks... Maybe I should just quit FunnyJunk so I won't be tempted to deal with people that ask the question.
User avatar #93 to #91 - imcook (11/28/2011) [-]
For god sake, why did they change? what made god change his mind?
User avatar #94 to #93 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
Jesus did.
User avatar #95 to #94 - imcook (11/28/2011) [-]
So why did god need Jesus to change? Why would he create something for him to change? And why would he wait such a long time to change when he already knows the outcome of every single possible event.
User avatar #96 to #95 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
Everything in the Bible is symbolic. If God had told us straight up what he wanted to know, then it would require much less faith in order to believe in him. He didn't NEED Jesus, he simply chose him.

To be honest, I can't answer all of your questions. I only know so much. Try looking it up. You need to login to view this link should have a few answers, I think. Or you could try a Christian Apologetic.
User avatar #97 to #96 - imcook (11/28/2011) [-]
But god knew that if he used that approach exactly who and how many people would have faith. Therefore by using this approach he's condemned most of the people on the planet to hell.
User avatar #103 to #97 - TheRetardedEskimo (11/28/2011) [-]
Not exactly, he has given us free will. We have the ability to choose whether or not we want to believe, or to have faith.
User avatar #104 to #103 - imcook (11/29/2011) [-]
But he already knows what we are going to choose, he knows how we reason throughout life and he knows our reasoning for that conclusion. Even before he made everything at the beginning he knew that, say, I would not believe, yet he created the universe like that.
User avatar #106 to #104 - draezeth (01/01/2012) [-]
Just because he knows what's going to happen doesn't mean it's not up to you.
User avatar #98 to #97 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
I'm not sure how to answer that one. I'll have to look it up when I have more time. But I know that God gives everybody a chance, and that it's entirely their choice what to do or not do. God asks for faith, not obligation. What would it mean to be a Christian if we suddenly found proof of God's existence?
User avatar #70 - nhimds (11/28/2011) [-]
**** this from now my religion is batman
#6 - mahnameisnohbdy (11/27/2011) [-]
**mahnameisnohbdy rolled a random image** mfw i read the bible.
**mahnameisnohbdy rolled a random image** mfw i read the bible.
User avatar #77 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
Name ONE Christian who believes in those things and ISN'T a Neonazi or KKK. Do it now.
User avatar #78 to #77 - arianadeathwish (11/28/2011) [-]
Westboro Baptist Church?
User avatar #79 to #78 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
And who reacts the way the girl did in the picture?

The one thing I HATE more than anything in the world is people that think all Christians are the same, and make fun of us for it. Ignorant pricks.
User avatar #84 to #79 - arianadeathwish (11/28/2011) [-]
I agree, and I'm not sure. I don't think this comic refers to those specific laws, just generic religious morals that aren't or shouldn't be accepted in society, but are because the justification is religious belief. Westboro might not be a good example, but Roman Catholics, maybe, because if their open "ban" of safe sex? I don't really know, I haven't looked into it.
User avatar #87 to #84 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
Maybe so. Also, the Baptists tend to be a bit of a laughing stock among some other denominations due to their eccentricity. Just felt I had to put that out there.
User avatar #89 to #87 - arianadeathwish (11/28/2011) [-]
Yeah, I can see why it is so. Nice talking to you, sir.
User avatar #92 to #89 - draezeth (11/28/2011) [-]
Indeed. Good day. p_o
#82 to #79 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
So true man
User avatar #52 - PenutButterJellyOh (11/28/2011) [-]
I personally think it's cause the fact that Nazi's and the KKK have a large history given to the media and such exploiting what they have done as killing and hurting people. This happens while christians go by freely because of the fact they are not as known and exploited for their murders and such.
User avatar #27 - jokesrfunny (11/28/2011) [-]
So wait, the alien said valid things, and cited three sources. Where is the funny?
User avatar #35 to #27 - flekz [OP](11/28/2011) [-]
As i can see all ur upload never made 10 thumbs+...

looks like its still more funny than you : /
User avatar #36 to #35 - jokesrfunny (11/28/2011) [-]
The joke is that I agree with what the alien is saying, hence trolling. On a related note, I don't think it's hemmroids...
#53 to #27 - potsmokingmonkey (11/28/2011) [-]
I don't think you understand the point the picture is trying to make. It's implying that in a very broad sense, the KKK, Nazi's and the bible all hold the same values. Well the ones listed above anyway. However nobody seems to mind that the bible says these things while the other books do
#38 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
It doesn't say the Jew or black parts, but it does say the part about gay people/
#22 - robbuck (11/28/2011) [-]
too bad the bible doesnt say that
User avatar #23 to #22 - bamaman (11/28/2011) [-]
actually it does...sadly
#24 to #23 - robbuck (11/28/2011) [-]
no, look at the post below me
User avatar #2 - marvinjackel (11/27/2011) [-]
The idea is okay, the content not, dunno wether thumb up or down... maybe just skip
User avatar #4 to #2 - flekz [OP](11/27/2011) [-]
please just skip :>
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#10 - yepitzme (11/28/2011) [-]
**yepitzme rolled a random image** Repost.
#49 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
Teacher: Can you see
Class: No.
Teacher: Can you touch
Class: No
Teacher: then there
isn't a God!

*student raises their
hand and says*

Student: Sir,can you
see your brain?
Teacher: Yes my child, I can see it, but it'll just require me to cut my head open.
Student: Sir, can you touch
your brain?
Teacher: Yes! But again, I'll have to cut it open, or put a stick in my nose, and that doesn't seem pleasant, now does it?
Student: Oh, well then I'll sit down and bathe in my stupidity.

Repost if you don't believe in god XD

#54 - balldankies (11/28/2011) [-]
yes this is good content but next time just put this in /r/ and leave the religion war off of fj
#42 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
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