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User avatar #134 - acannibalbaby (11/28/2011) [-]
I'm not sure if that's cute, and almost like a love story...or if it's ******* creepy as hell.
User avatar #136 to #134 - anonymousattorney (11/28/2011) [-]
hell, the guy had a seven-hour conversation with one person! I think that qualifys as a reciprocal interest in one another! It's just /b/ doing what it does best: finding people on the Internet. Seriously, it's amost a little scary how good 4chan is at finding people.
User avatar #138 to #136 - anonymousattorney (11/28/2011) [-]
but that's besides the point: Point is, this is like one of those stories where the Person A finds Person B, the one person that is, without a doubt, THE soulmate of Person A. Person A loses touch with Person B, through one way or another, and is pretty much crushed. Then, by some miraculous miracle, Person A picks up a clue to finding Person B, where Person A proceeds to rush to Person B and profess his/her love to her/him. It's kind of like that, only with Internet.
User avatar #137 to #136 - acannibalbaby (11/28/2011) [-]
I think that they should hire the entire population of /b/ to work for the police or the FBI.
#143 to #137 - anon (11/28/2011) [-]
Well, the scenario, where the FBI crew would be the most regular visitors of 4chan, would actually make great sense.
User avatar #140 to #137 - anonymousattorney (11/28/2011) [-]
Well, since it IS the Internet, there's the off-chance that not everyone on there is from 'Murica, but yeah, that's probably a good idea.
User avatar #146 to #140 - acannibalbaby (11/28/2011) [-]
Just transport them all to America? Job done.

Or give the whole population of /b/ free tickets to Disneyland, Florida and just don't allow them to leave. So, they now live in Disneyland. The FBI will then come and pick them up, and carry them to their offices with the magic potato guns. Then, give them the task of tracking down all of the world's most wanted criminals...and resurrecting Freddie Mercury...and harnessing Chuck Norris's power.
User avatar #514 to #146 - Ibrapin (11/28/2011) [-]
Then, 20 minutes after imprisonment, the FBI will wonder what to use /b/ to accomplish next.
User avatar #152 to #146 - anonymousattorney (11/28/2011) [-]
Dear Mother of Christ!!! Genious!!
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