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What If Comp. i didnt make them, but i picked out some of my favorites and put them together(: wow, its been awhile since something i posted was actually succes

i didnt make them, but i picked out some of my favorites and put them together(:
wow, its been awhile since something i posted was actually successful!

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#18 - anon
Reply 0
(11/27/2011) [-]
what if there really is
a sexy local girl who is dying to meet me
#54 to #18 - qpamen
Reply -460
(11/27/2011) [-]
#117 to #54 - fuckfacez
Reply +168
(11/27/2011) [-]
no
#304 to #117 - deltaforceadc
Reply +62
(11/27/2011) [-]
That a simple word got 55+ thumbs
#368 to #304 - extremistavenger
Reply +13
(11/27/2011) [-]
Seriously...what the hell?

That got more thumbs than the comment I made.
#438 to #304 - fuckfacez
Reply +6
(11/27/2011) [-]
i did not think it would get so many thumbs
#444 to #438 - deltaforceadc
Reply +4
(11/27/2011) [-]
haha ik, everyone is trying to say something clever/funny, 20 thumbs or so. You just say no, and bam 138 thumbs, and once you get that many thumbs, it gets to the point where someone sees your comment and just thumbs it up.
#445 to #444 - fuckfacez
Reply +5
(11/27/2011) [-]
ik its weird
#451 to #445 - deltaforceadc
Reply +4
(11/27/2011) [-]
its just kinda a physiological thing, you see that many thumbs, you assume it's funny, soo you just thumb it too.
#457 to #451 - fuckfacez
Reply +5
(11/27/2011) [-]
they prob won't even read the comment that i said no to....
#459 to #457 - deltaforceadc
Reply +4
(11/27/2011) [-]
nnnnnope haha
#369 to #304 - deltaforceadc
Reply +6
(11/27/2011) [-]
scratch that 90+
#232 to #54 - thisitesux
Reply +48
(11/27/2011) [-]
just.. just delete the comment dude
#345 to #54 - kakariko
Reply +37
(11/27/2011) [-]
#284 to #54 - theallerbest
Reply +37
(11/27/2011) [-]
#468 to #284 - anon
Reply 0
(11/27/2011) [-]
#421 to #54 - biesterd
Reply +22
(11/27/2011) [-]
#258 to #54 - toastghost
Reply +22
(11/27/2011) [-]
Delete your account.
You are a disgrace to funnyjunk
#336 to #54 - themanta
Reply +20
(11/27/2011) [-]
#415 to #336 - BCfUnNyJuNkIe
Reply +15
(11/27/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#362 to #54 - spoogemaster
Reply +7
(11/27/2011) [-]
pic somewhat related
#489 to #54 - bradimir
Reply +6
(11/28/2011) [-]
409 red thumbs. Holy ****. I takes SKILL to be that much of a dumb bitch.
You have been promoted.
#390 to #54 - jamesisawesome
Reply +5
(11/27/2011) [-]
This has more thumbs down than the content has thumbs up.
#491 to #54 - deephalen **User deleted account**
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#483 to #54 - serashalo
Reply +3
(11/27/2011) [-]
400 ******* red thumbs, may god have pity on your soul
#488 to #54 - loupoo **User deleted account**
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#486 to #54 - roflstorm ONLINE
Reply +2
(11/27/2011) [-]
im on a quest to favourite ALL major dumbass comments with -300 or more
#493 to #486 - deephalen **User deleted account**
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#494 to #493 - roflstorm ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/28/2011) [-]
already faved it
got any more?
#481 to #54 - XxDeltaxX
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(11/27/2011) [-]
#498 to #54 - bowservoltaire
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(11/28/2011) [-]
#485 to #54 - fuckyourtoast
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#482 to #54 - milkymilk
Reply 0
(11/27/2011) [-]
LOL you so funny....



yes.
#480 to #54 - SkyMaro **User deleted account**
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#487 to #54 - fuckyourtoast
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#503 to #18 - numfortytwo
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(01/18/2012) [-]
Ron Paul haterGOT

#484 to #18 - bradimir
Reply +14
(11/27/2011) [-]
#4 - forasecond
Reply +146
(11/27/2011) [-]
What when you die, you come back to earth as another person, in a different time period




eventually living every life in human history
#448 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(11/27/2011) [-]
I actually came up with that before and thought i was the most original thinker of all time. I guess not.
#5 to #4 - thebigcig
Reply +2
(11/27/2011) [-]
That would be pretty ******* sweet!
#6 to #4 - zombieplayground ONLINE
Reply +73
(11/27/2011) [-]
That is the basis for the most amazing short story ever called "The egg"
#7 to #6 - forasecond
Reply +22
(11/27/2011) [-]
thats where i got it from
really great story
#8 to #7 - zombieplayground ONLINE
Reply +15
(11/27/2011) [-]
I wrote a play about it and now I get to perform it for my school :).
#10 to #8 - RGmowgli
Reply +9
(11/27/2011) [-]
Absolutely badass
is the script word for word like the story?
#12 to #10 - zombieplayground ONLINE
Reply +10
(11/27/2011) [-]
yeeeeeep :). I have the place, and the time. I just need the actors but I may cast myself because of how much I love this story. I even talked to the author of the egg to discuss the script.
#13 to #12 - RGmowgli
Reply +10
(11/27/2011) [-]
O.O
Wishing I could do this!!
feelsbadman.png

Is there any possible way you would be willing to send the script to a fellow FunnyJunker? Along with doing a stage version, I think It would make an awesome video :D
#15 to #13 - zombieplayground ONLINE
Reply +6
(11/27/2011) [-]
I'll send you a script but one of the things the author said was I couldn't record it. send me an email and ill attach it. Calebswalter@ You need to login to view this link
#17 to #15 - RGmowgli
Reply +5
(11/27/2011) [-]
email sent, my good man!
#21 to #15 - jaythehobbit
Reply +2
(11/27/2011) [-]
Might I get a script as well?
#33 to #6 - mrevitcartta ONLINE
Reply +3
(11/27/2011) [-]
Sounds interesting. Where can I find it and read it? Link? Or is it part of a comp of short stories?
#360 to #76 - shadikicksface
Reply 0
(11/27/2011) [-]
thank you guys for an intelligent conversation your what this site needs
thank you guys for an intelligent conversation your what this site needs
#388 to #6 - IncarceratedNinja
Reply 0
(11/27/2011) [-]
i had it fav'd but i deleted it for some reason :( stupid me
#26 - extremistavenger
Reply +100
(11/27/2011) [-]
What if we were operatives of the Kids Next Door?

And when we turned into teenagers, we were decommissioned and forgot all our adventures?
#56 - mikkicool
Reply +97
(11/27/2011) [-]
What
#162 to #56 - Kooby **User deleted account**
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#337 to #162 - wananoo
Reply +16
(11/27/2011) [-]
What If I was Phone
#339 to #162 - razmantaz
Reply +9
(11/27/2011) [-]
WHAT IF WHAT WAS 'WHAT WAS'

WAS IS WHAT IF?
#343 to #339 - razmantaz
Reply +14
(11/27/2011) [-]
AND IS WHAT WHAT IF WAS WHAT

SO IF WAS WHAT IS WHAT WAS IF WHAT!
#358 to #343 - phatboi
Reply +16
(11/27/2011) [-]
#179 - hornyharris
Reply +86
(11/27/2011) [-]
I WANT MY JOB BACK!
#254 to #179 - magnumraptorjesus
Reply +29
(11/27/2011) [-]
What if I'm just Philosoraptor

After being reincarnated eons later?
#134 - jremzthedragon
Reply +78
(11/27/2011) [-]
What if I did have Fairy God Parents

But I just forgot about them because I grew up.
#80 - hattrikev
Reply +75
(11/27/2011) [-]
What if there are really hot singles in my area?
#89 to #80 - dinzy
Reply +60
(11/27/2011) [-]
What if I really can get ripped in 40 Days?
#47 - harryboom
Reply +70
(11/27/2011) [-]
what if all internet arguments were made by the government to stop us from seeing what they are really up to
#81 to #47 - toxicwarning
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(11/27/2011) [-]
#30 - owmowmow
Reply +66
(11/27/2011) [-]
What if





My webcam on my laptop is always on but the light on my camerra is broken?
#69 to #30 - asmodeu
Reply 0
(11/27/2011) [-]
From what I learned on the webz, once someone has hacked into your computer, it's pretty easy to access peripherals (mouse,keyboard,printers and webcam). They may also control certain modules of peripherals, such as the light for webcam.
#65 to #30 - powerfrog **User deleted account**
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#36 to #30 - craxxet
Reply +28
(11/27/2011) [-]
MFW my laptop boots up and the webcam light is lit.
MFW my laptop boots up and the webcam light is lit.
#37 to #36 - owmowmow
Reply +12
(11/27/2011) [-]
Oh my god :O
#200 - wonderkid
Reply +58
(11/27/2011) [-]
**wonderkid rolls 81**
#204 to #200 - spjlapj
Reply -5
(11/27/2011) [-]
good point *roll 3*
#205 to #204 - spjlapj
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(11/27/2011) [-]
**spjlapj rolls 208** good point my bad been a while
#236 to #205 - yesimagirlgamer
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(11/27/2011) [-]
**yesimagirlgamer rolls 61**
#208 to #200 - nikoxasylumz
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#210 to #200 - nikoxasylumz
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#215 to #200 - telamatros
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(11/27/2011) [-]
**telamatros rolls 93** suck it the fat black woman in the back of the theater
#222 to #200 - savemeelle
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#225 to #200 - horrychet
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(11/27/2011) [-]
**horrychet rolls 18** the fat black woman in the back of the theater is awsome
#233 to #200 - CashKai
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#247 to #200 - ireallyhatefj
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(11/27/2011) [-]
Ad­min has a pen­is for a thu­mb.
#228 to #200 - seniordeathbench
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(11/27/2011) [-]
**seniordeathbench rolls 74** the fat black woman in the back of the theater in his over worked home pleas gift me dubs!
#251 to #200 - spjlapj
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(11/27/2011) [-]
**spjlapj rolls 445** bitches please
#229 to #200 - therulethirtyfour
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(11/27/2011) [-]
**therulethirtyfour rolls 50** If that's true... then I won't get dubs.
**therulethirtyfour rolls 50** If that's true... then I won't get dubs.
#348 to #229 - kakariko
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