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User avatar #223 - dinzy (11/27/2011) [-]
I'm 13, and I still wake up really early on Christmas and make my parents get the **** out of bed.
#241 to #223 - moooossseeee (11/27/2011) [-]
One year younger and i could have used this...
User avatar #252 to #241 - afineyounglad (11/27/2011) [-]
Hi Dad
User avatar #253 to #252 - moooossseeee (11/27/2011) [-]
Hello son. How are you doing this fine day?
User avatar #254 to #253 - afineyounglad (11/27/2011) [-]
Rather well, thank you. And yourself?
User avatar #255 to #254 - moooossseeee (11/27/2011) [-]
Just got home from the most manly of days.

Shot.
Hunted.
Burned.
Watched Football (American).
Ate goose-meat stew.
Fixed.
Destroyed.
Played baseball.
User avatar #256 to #255 - afineyounglad (11/27/2011) [-]
Well done Father!
I hope you had an enjoyable experience
User avatar #257 to #256 - moooossseeee (11/27/2011) [-]
That I did son, that I did, only thing that would make this day better is if your current mother came to me and gave me glorious sexy time.
#258 to #257 - afineyounglad (11/27/2011) [-]
What does that even mean? sexy time isn't a word!
And if it is then explain it to me Dad!
Silly!
User avatar #259 to #258 - moooossseeee (11/27/2011) [-]
Well son...
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much....
they go on 4chan and urban dictionary and find special, new things to do.
User avatar #244 to #241 - dinzy (11/27/2011) [-]
I hate this meme, I was like that hen I was 9, not 12.
User avatar #228 to #223 - cheeseontoast (11/27/2011) [-]
Same, and I'm 15... I don't think it ever stops....
User avatar #232 to #228 - dinzy (11/27/2011) [-]
I get mines up at about 7/ half past 7. I love Christmas, and honestly, I never want to grow up, it's the greatest thing about childhood :')
User avatar #237 to #232 - cheeseontoast (11/27/2011) [-]
I just don't sleep on Christmas Eve at all.... I just sit awake... Waiting....

I cried for 3 hours when my mum told me about santa, I was 10... :|
User avatar #240 to #237 - dinzy (11/27/2011) [-]
hey man, at least your mum told you about santa! I worked everything out for myself, like the tooth fairy, easter bunny and sex! They never told me D:
User avatar #243 to #240 - cheeseontoast (11/27/2011) [-]
At least you didn't get "the talk" never looked at my mum the same again...
User avatar #245 to #243 - dinzy (11/27/2011) [-]
My dad gave me the talk when we was drunk,

"Son, do you know about sex?"
"Yes"
"Does something.... go somewhere?"
"Yeah"
"Good enough for me"
*Dad leaves room*
"the **** just happened?"

User avatar #249 to #245 - cheeseontoast (11/27/2011) [-]
Mine was a very long chat about EVERYTHING...
I mean EVERYTHING, I didn't speak to her for 2 days...
User avatar #231 to #228 - xxeternaleclipsexx (11/27/2011) [-]
Me too. Except I get them up at 6 ;D
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