Sick comp

I phoned the police the other day.
What' s yew emergency?" they asked.
I said, "Two girls are fighting over me."
OK," she paused. "Well what' s the problem?"
The fat ene' s winning."
How do I tell my wife that It really gets on my
nerves when she nibbles on my foreskin?
She thinks that I like it, but honestly, Ijust wish
that I' d thrown it away after the circumcision
I just passed by a Woman doing 20 on the motorway.
Thought it was a weird place to have an erg.
Wheeler put "Tee Casi Us Us Drugs" an a pencil is a
time yea sharpen it, it changes Us "Casi Us Us
Drugs", then We Drugs" and () "Drugs"
People can be " easy to read. Like if their face is red,
they' re embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they' re
about to commit a crime.
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