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Dear Blank, Please Blank. Dont know if a Dear blank please blank compilation has been uploaded yet, but i found these pretty funny. Hope you enjoyed.. Dear smok

Dont know if a Dear blank please blank compilation has been uploaded yet, but i found these pretty funny.
Hope you enjoyed.

Dear smokers,
Yes, I did rip the loudest fart next to you. If I have to smell
your crap, you have to smell mine.
Sincerely, you should be glad that fart can' t kill you.
107 Cor/
Dear football players in my math class,
Just because I' m a single boy who enjoys musical theatre
doesn' t mean I' m gay.
Sincerely, you' re naked in a locker room with 50 men while I' m
backstage with 15 women.
as cow/ arms
Dear boys,
Did you know that the most common way that women kill is
by poisoning food?
Sincerely, you still want that sandwich?
154 COMMENLY
Dear "I wasn' t that drunk",
You were hugging an old man with a beard screaming
DUMBLEDORE YOU' RE ALIVE!"
Sincerely, sober people don' t do that...
Al Cor/
Dear people who made cherry cough medicine,
WHAT KIND OF CHERRIES DID YOU EAT?
Sincerely, sick.
con/
Dear Halloween candy bowls that say "Just take one",
Sincerely, clever child.
Dear dad,
Nobody calls car transmissions "nannies" anymore. Please
stop saying "...I blew a nanny the other day."
Sincerely, your embarrassed son.
Dear person reading this,
You' re here because you' re actively procrastinating or
avoiding real work; aren' t you? It' s OK... me too.
Sincerely, I' ll work tomorrow
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You
shouldn' t be talking I hear you guys do some pretty nasty
things.
Sincerely, 7
57 COMMENLY
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting
out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
15 COMMENDS
Dear Fork;
I understand that we haven' t spoken since I ran away with
dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son.
His name is work He has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon
as corer's
Dear 13 year old girl buying a pregnancy test,
please make that the only test you ever fail.
Sincerely, praying for your soul.
218
Dear upset parents,
Look at it this way, I' ll never get pregnant and drop out of
school!
Sincerely, your daughter who just came out of the closet.
Dear Godzilla,
If I watch the movie backwards, you' re just a dinosaur who
passionately pieces a city back together before
into the ocean.
Sincerely, that' s more fun.
av corer's
Dear subconscious,
So I can' t finish the good dreams, but the nightmares have
sequels?
Sincerely, we need to talic.
Dear General Mills,
Please stop putting cereal in my box of marshmallows.
Sincerely, Lucky Charms fan.
Dear "I wasn' t that drunk",
Dude, you were in my kitchen begging my sponge for the
Krabby Patty formula.
Sincerely, amused.
COMMENDS
Dear sex ed teachers,
We aren' t laughing because we' re uncomfortable, we' re
laughing because the 17 year olds in the video seem
extremely perplexed about puberty.
Sincerely, yes Jimmy, you should wear deodorant.
com!/ Wis
Dear police officers,
You should yell "" before tasing anyone.
Sincerely, I' ll give you donuts!
Dear people who say "guns kill people...",
Okay, then pens misspell words and spoons made America
fat.
Sincerely, people kill people.
we comm:
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#7 - monsterking
Reply +60
(11/26/2011) [-]
I got called off work today. so its my day off
#8 to #7 - zenigs **User deleted account**
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#14 to #8 - thefran
Reply +199
(11/26/2011) [-]
I'll tell you later.
#250 to #14 - megadjdj **User deleted account**
+13
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#16 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(11/26/2011) [-]
slacking like a pro.
#17 to #16 - zenigs **User deleted account**
+12
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#29 - powerfapping
Reply +112
(11/26/2011) [-]
Whether football or theater, you will never be as gay as OP
#52 to #29 - indigobob
Reply +51
(11/26/2011) [-]
#67 - lenus
Reply +59
(11/26/2011) [-]
Dear FunnyJunk. I don’t mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.


Sincerely, Grammar.
#102 to #67 - robarth
Reply +6
(11/26/2011) [-]
Grammar is freeware, but not opensource. Use it, but don't modify it!
#101 - chihuasG
Reply +51
(11/26/2011) [-]
#298 to #101 - jdylopa **User deleted account**
+3
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#62 - scaleofonetoten
Reply +51
(11/26/2011) [-]
I go to an arts school.
Every day, I'm teased by all the gay kids in my school for being straight.
I AM THE 1%
#122 to #62 - anon
Reply 0
(11/26/2011) [-]
you should say "at least my ass doesn't hurt"
#237 to #122 - anon
Reply 0
(11/27/2011) [-]
And that was how I got beat up by three transexuals, about 20 gay men wearing high heels, one big fat gay kid and his mother who believes he's "OKAY JUST THE WAY HE IS"

True story.jpg
#80 to #62 - ratthewolf
Reply +4
(11/26/2011) [-]
You should reverse it on them, when they come in with a new outfit or hair cut. Just say hey bro nice threads, saw *Enter Hetro-celebrity here* on/in *enter media of choice* wearing that the girls love that rugged look.
#70 to #62 - LuckyNinja
Reply +12
(11/26/2011) [-]
You make that sound like a bad thing. Less competition for the arty girls!
#96 to #70 - dirtbaggrif **User deleted account**
+31
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#152 to #96 - scaleofonetoten
Reply +12
(11/26/2011) [-]
I actually laughed at that.
#153 to #70 - scaleofonetoten
Reply +2
(11/26/2011) [-]
No, cuz they're all stuck up cuz they wanna be "stars"
#60 - Zothique
Reply +47
(11/26/2011) [-]
Dear phone,  
  
you managed to unlock yourself, decipher my unlock code, call dominoes, and put it on speed dial....  
  
Sincerly, what the actual ****
Dear phone,

you managed to unlock yourself, decipher my unlock code, call dominoes, and put it on speed dial....

Sincerly, what the actual ****
#103 to #60 - DarthInvader
Reply -2
(11/26/2011) [-]
source? I've seen the video I just forget what its called?
#334 to #103 - Zothique
Reply +1
(11/27/2011) [-]
o3o...?
#104 to #60 - DarthInvader
Reply -2
(11/26/2011) [-]
nevermind I found it
#79 - anonimoss
Reply +42
(11/26/2011) [-]
**anonimoss rolled a random image** guns don't kill people, (whatever is in the picture) do
#130 to #79 - marinepenguin ONLINE
Reply +1
(11/26/2011) [-]
What kind of penguin? Perhaps a penguin of... military... origin?
#131 to #130 - anonimoss
Reply +3
(11/26/2011) [-]
No, Marine Penguins
#132 to #131 - anonimoss
Reply +5
(11/26/2011) [-]
forgot gif
forgot gif
#284 - xghostfuryx
Reply +36
(11/27/2011) [-]
**xghostfuryx rolled a random image**

What really made America fat...
#297 to #284 - zomba **User deleted account**
+5
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#289 to #284 - megatrondecepticon
Reply +8
(11/27/2011) [-]
thats part of what made me fat.
thats part of what made me fat.
#307 - baygacon
Reply +32
(11/27/2011) [-]
#326 to #307 - harshy
Reply +19
(11/27/2011) [-]
#64 - yutakenusername
Reply +28
(11/26/2011) [-]
DEAR PHONE,
WHO WAS?
SINCERELY, DEER
#95 to #64 - shikurukato
Reply 0
(11/26/2011) [-]
Hah!