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Dear Blank, Please Blank. Dont know if a Dear blank please blank compilation has been uploaded yet, but i found these pretty funny. Hope you enjoyed.. Dear smok

Dont know if a Dear blank please blank compilation has been uploaded yet, but i found these pretty funny.
Hope you enjoyed.

Dear smokers,
Yes, I did rip the loudest fart next to you. If I have to smell
your crap, you have to smell mine.
Sincerely, you should be glad that fart can' t kill you.
107 Cor/
Dear football players in my math class,
Just because I' m a single boy who enjoys musical theatre
doesn' t mean I' m gay.
Sincerely, you' re naked in a locker room with 50 men while I' m
backstage with 15 women.
as cow/ arms
Dear boys,
Did you know that the most common way that women kill is
by poisoning food?
Sincerely, you still want that sandwich?
154 COMMENLY
Dear "I wasn' t that drunk",
You were hugging an old man with a beard screaming
DUMBLEDORE YOU' RE ALIVE!"
Sincerely, sober people don' t do that...
Al Cor/
Dear people who made cherry cough medicine,
WHAT KIND OF CHERRIES DID YOU EAT?
Sincerely, sick.
con/
Dear Halloween candy bowls that say "Just take one",
Sincerely, clever child.
Dear dad,
Nobody calls car transmissions "nannies" anymore. Please
stop saying "...I blew a nanny the other day."
Sincerely, your embarrassed son.
Dear person reading this,
You' re here because you' re actively procrastinating or
avoiding real work; aren' t you? It' s OK... me too.
Sincerely, I' ll work tomorrow
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You
shouldn' t be talking I hear you guys do some pretty nasty
things.
Sincerely, 7
57 COMMENLY
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting
out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
15 COMMENDS
Dear Fork;
I understand that we haven' t spoken since I ran away with
dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son.
His name is work He has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon
as corer's
Dear 13 year old girl buying a pregnancy test,
please make that the only test you ever fail.
Sincerely, praying for your soul.
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Dear upset parents,
Look at it this way, I' ll never get pregnant and drop out of
school!
Sincerely, your daughter who just came out of the closet.
Dear Godzilla,
If I watch the movie backwards, you' re just a dinosaur who
passionately pieces a city back together before
into the ocean.
Sincerely, that' s more fun.
av corer's
Dear subconscious,
So I can' t finish the good dreams, but the nightmares have
sequels?
Sincerely, we need to talic.
Dear General Mills,
Please stop putting cereal in my box of marshmallows.
Sincerely, Lucky Charms fan.
Dear "I wasn' t that drunk",
Dude, you were in my kitchen begging my sponge for the
Krabby Patty formula.
Sincerely, amused.
COMMENDS
Dear sex ed teachers,
We aren' t laughing because we' re uncomfortable, we' re
laughing because the 17 year olds in the video seem
extremely perplexed about puberty.
Sincerely, yes Jimmy, you should wear deodorant.
com!/ Wis
Dear police officers,
You should yell "" before tasing anyone.
Sincerely, I' ll give you donuts!
Dear people who say "guns kill people...",
Okay, then pens misspell words and spoons made America
fat.
Sincerely, people kill people.
we comm:
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#298 to #101 - jdylopa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - monsterking (11/26/2011) [-]
I got called off work today. so its my day off
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#8 to #7 - zenigs **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #14 to #8 - thefran (11/26/2011) [-]
I'll tell you later.
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#250 to #14 - megadjdj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#16 to #8 - anon (11/26/2011) [-]
slacking like a pro.
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#17 to #16 - zenigs **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#284 - xghostfuryx (11/27/2011) [-]
**xghostfuryx rolled a random image**

What really made America fat...
+5
#297 to #284 - zomba **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#289 to #284 - megatrondecepticon (11/27/2011) [-]
thats part of what made me fat.
thats part of what made me fat.
#29 - powerfapping (11/26/2011) [-]
Whether football or theater, you will never be as gay as OP
User avatar #67 - lenus (11/26/2011) [-]
Dear FunnyJunk. I don’t mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want.


Sincerely, Grammar.
User avatar #102 to #67 - robarth (11/26/2011) [-]
Grammar is freeware, but not opensource. Use it, but don't modify it!
#252 - itsausername (11/27/2011) [-]
Guns don't kill people...

I kill people...

...with guns.

#271 to #252 - herashak (11/27/2011) [-]
Pow!
#259 to #252 - whoadude (11/27/2011) [-]
i love you.
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User avatar #62 - scaleofonetoten (11/26/2011) [-]
I go to an arts school.
Every day, I'm teased by all the gay kids in my school for being straight.
I AM THE 1%
#122 to #62 - anon (11/26/2011) [-]
you should say "at least my ass doesn't hurt"
#237 to #122 - anon (11/27/2011) [-]
And that was how I got beat up by three transexuals, about 20 gay men wearing high heels, one big fat gay kid and his mother who believes he's "OKAY JUST THE WAY HE IS"

True story.jpg
User avatar #80 to #62 - ratthewolf (11/26/2011) [-]
You should reverse it on them, when they come in with a new outfit or hair cut. Just say hey bro nice threads, saw *Enter Hetro-celebrity here* on/in *enter media of choice* wearing that the girls love that rugged look.
#70 to #62 - LuckyNinja (11/26/2011) [-]
You make that sound like a bad thing. Less competition for the arty girls!
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#96 to #70 - dirtbaggrif **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #152 to #96 - scaleofonetoten (11/26/2011) [-]
I actually laughed at that.
User avatar #153 to #70 - scaleofonetoten (11/26/2011) [-]
No, cuz they're all stuck up cuz they wanna be "stars"
#79 - anonimoss (11/26/2011) [-]
**anonimoss rolled a random image** guns don't kill people, (whatever is in the picture) do
User avatar #130 to #79 - marinepenguin (11/26/2011) [-]
What kind of penguin? Perhaps a penguin of... military... origin?
User avatar #131 to #130 - anonimoss (11/26/2011) [-]
No, Marine Penguins
#132 to #131 - anonimoss (11/26/2011) [-]
forgot gif
forgot gif
#60 - Zothique (11/26/2011) [-]
Dear phone,  
  
you managed to unlock yourself, decipher my unlock code, call dominoes, and put it on speed dial....  
  
Sincerly, what the actual 			****
Dear phone,

you managed to unlock yourself, decipher my unlock code, call dominoes, and put it on speed dial....

Sincerly, what the actual ****
User avatar #103 to #60 - DarthInvader (11/26/2011) [-]
source? I've seen the video I just forget what its called?
User avatar #334 to #103 - Zothique (11/27/2011) [-]
o3o...?
User avatar #104 to #60 - DarthInvader (11/26/2011) [-]
nevermind I found it
#207 - CampenCarl (11/27/2011) [-]
Guns don't kill people.

...I do.
User avatar #210 to #207 - DoktorHax (11/27/2011) [-]
"hey, i just lost something!"
"what did you lose"
*slowly lifts up knife*
"restraint."
#105 - grimmwaters ONLINE (11/26/2011) [-]
Dear NRA,  
     We have enough gun control. What we need is more IDIOT control.  
  
                                         Sincerely, Concerned Citizen.
Dear NRA,
We have enough gun control. What we need is more IDIOT control.

Sincerely, Concerned Citizen.
#300 - esquire (11/27/2011) [-]
lost it at the pikachu one...
lost it at the pikachu one...
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#227 - shootitintheass (11/27/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #241 to #227 - lolzordz ONLINE (11/27/2011) [-]
that is probably the funniest gif i have ever seen in my life
#208 - ifuckdeadbabies (11/27/2011) [-]
* People Kill Guns *
#125 - billybobbobobby (11/26/2011) [-]
**billybobbobobby rolled a random image** Dear trolls...
User avatar #283 - struckworld (11/27/2011) [-]
Dear Boring Shallow Girl,

Telling me that you're popular is not a comeback

Sincerely, The quiet guy in class who's said/done more interesting things in a week than you've done in 2 years.
User avatar #299 to #283 - thecreeperslayer (11/27/2011) [-]
By interesting I mean get a comment with more than 10 thumbs





:D
User avatar #321 to #299 - thecreeperslayer (11/27/2011) [-]
Come on guys it was just a joke...
hence the :D at the end haha
User avatar #337 to #321 - merlinboy (11/27/2011) [-]
Lol butthurt
#341 to #337 - thecreeperslayer (11/27/2011) [-]
Yes they are :)
#344 to #341 - merlinboy (11/27/2011) [-]
Can't tell if trolling, or retarded.
#346 to #344 - thecreeperslayer (11/27/2011) [-]
No im just a happy person and i don't get why everyone gets so butthurt over the internet haha  
oh well i guess
No im just a happy person and i don't get why everyone gets so butthurt over the internet haha
oh well i guess
#348 to #346 - merlinboy (11/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about y- you know what, forget it.
User avatar #351 to #348 - thecreeperslayer (11/27/2011) [-]
Haha yes i understand you thought i was butthurt. I'm sorry for that inconvience. thumbed anyways... just because :)
have a good night
#353 to #351 - merlinboy (11/27/2011) [-]
Stop being nice to me when I'm coming off as angry… Damn you!
#362 to #360 - merlinboy (11/27/2011) [-]
I ain't even mad
#365 to #362 - thecreeperslayer (11/27/2011) [-]
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY FTW
(you were attempting to appear mad)
#371 to #365 - merlinboy (11/27/2011) [-]
I'm lost now
#372 to #371 - thecreeperslayer (11/27/2011) [-]
Well you see i was trying to get you to not be mad while you were trying to be the game and then we opened the door, got on the floor, the game dinosaur
User avatar #373 to #372 - merlinboy (11/27/2011) [-]
Now you're simply try-harding.
#376 to #373 - thecreeperslayer (11/27/2011) [-]
Nah just bored haha  
thumbs for you, have a nice rest of your evening. Im out
Nah just bored haha
thumbs for you, have a nice rest of your evening. Im out
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