WANT. [big][big]sometimes I wish I was in canada, eh? WOW NO.1! THANKS FJ!. This is BLK water. It is black spring water from Canada. It' s infused with fume aci
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[big][big]sometimes I wish I was in canada, eh?
WOW NO.1! THANKS FJ!

This is BLK water.
It is black spring water from Canada.
It' s infused with fume acid t a naturally assuring substance found in
plant matter. Because fume acid is naturally black it changes the molecules of
the water, making them black.)
It has a balance of ELI]
It has natural electrolytes and It trace minerals from the fume acid.
It actually regenerates the cells in gram regular water and is a
high antioxidant.
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BOTTLE OF VODKA.
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#7 - pirataga (11/25/2011) [+] (9 replies)
"Changes the molecules of the water"....... Oh dear. Someone skipped way too many chemistry classes.
#104 - anonymous (11/25/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Hate to rain on the parade, but this water is not any better for you than regular tap water, and if anything, it's worse.
Fulvic acid actually increases the water's solubility of pesticides and other organic contaminants. Fulvic acid is not required by the human body and has no known benefits to humans. Also, drinking water with a pH of 9.0 is only good if you have an upset stomach or acid reflux.
Sources: 2nd year of my master's degree in biochemistry (i wanted a master's in pokemon, but that was not an option at my university) and for the scholarly minds: Chiou et al. Environ. Sci. Technol., 1986, 20 (5), pp 502–508.
#110 - righteyebrow (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#22 - pfhridge (11/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
It's got Electrolytes.
#652 - javidmanlyman (11/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**javidmanlyman rolls 44**
#353 - marinete (11/26/2011) [-]
Black spring water my ass, they just melted some niggas.
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User avatar #4 - hackapelite (11/25/2011) [-]
"jk, it's just shitwater from the sewers, our water purifiers broke, but no-one would drink black water anyway so it's ok"
#111 - dolphinjew (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You spelled "eh" wrong in the description, you silly American ;)
#66 - Humonculous (11/25/2011) [-]
Being from Canada my entire life.. I've never seen this shit in my life.
Being from Canada my entire life.. I've never seen this shit in my life.
User avatar #204 - forasecond (11/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
wait
its an acid, but the pH is 9
whut
#684 - bbgunelement (11/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#693 to #684 - zaxzwim (11/26/2011) [-]
woops.. wrong image....
woops.. wrong image....
User avatar #764 - tuckerleaptrot (11/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**tuckerleaptrot rolls 0** everyone stand the FUCK back! I'm about to start dividing.
#694 - princeofdarkness (11/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#177 - chairmanwow (11/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Fulvic acid (this particular mixture, at any rate) is black. When you dissolve something black in water, the water will eventually turn black. Fulvic acid does not "make water molecules black" any more than your pee makes them turn yellow.
#497 - jettripleseven (11/26/2011) [-]
Somehow I don't see how pitch black liquid could possibly be good for you.
#223 - bronypie (11/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
OBJECTION! How can you say that it is an acid when the ph level is 9
OBJECTION! How can you say that it is an acid when the ph level is 9
#284 - tablespoons (11/26/2011) [-]
You know what else is black and composed of dead plant and animal matter?

Oil
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