WANT. [big][big]sometimes I wish I was in canada, eh? WOW NO.1! THANKS FJ!. This is BLK water. It is black spring water from Canada. It' s infused with fume aci WANT [big][big]sometimes I wish was in canada eh? WOW NO 1! THANKS FJ! This is BLK water It black spring from Canada It' s infused with fume aci
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WANT. [big][big]sometimes I wish I was in canada, eh? WOW NO.1! THANKS FJ!. This is BLK water. It is black spring water from Canada. It' s infused with fume aci

[big][big]sometimes I wish I was in canada, eh?
WOW NO.1! THANKS FJ!

This is BLK water.
It is black spring water from Canada.
It' s infused with fume acid t a naturally assuring substance found in
plant matter. Because fume acid is naturally black it changes the molecules of
the water, making them black.)
It has a balance of ELI]
It has natural electrolytes and It trace minerals from the fume acid.
It actually regenerates the cells in gram regular water and is a
high antioxidant.
AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A BOTTLE OF VODKA.
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#7 - pirataga
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"Changes the molecules of the water"....... Oh dear. Someone skipped way too many chemistry classes.
#868 to #7 - bcaz
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#686 to #7 - miikeg
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I enjoy chemistry puns, periodically.

Picture semi-related; how, you ask?

He's "Beaker" by name, chemists use beakers.

His BFFL (green professor dude) some form of scientist - probably chemist.

I am so talking out of my ass right now...
lolwut?
#112 to #7 - newborn
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It's a crude way of saying it, but i think it's valid. The BLK water is actually no longer water, as it undergoes a chemical reaction to combine the Water and Fulvic Acid at the molecular level.
←thats Fulvic acid, because i couldn't find them bonded together.

Also, you can buy this stuff on Amazon. i was thinking about purchasing some.
#421 to #112 - newborn
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on second thought, i dont think i will buy it. After a significant amount of research, i concluded this stuff is basically like drinking old water that has been sitting in a tree stump. think about it.
User avatar #507 to #112 - pitos
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Can you source where you got this information that the fulvic acid bonds with water? Because at first glance, it seems like it is simply dissolved in the water.
#619 to #507 - newborn
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You need to login to view this link ←their website. its there, but maybe a bit hard to find
You need to login to view this link ← more reading on fulvic acid. I didn't read much of this one, but i think it's biased.
User avatar #633 to #619 - pitos
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"Because of fulvic acid’s low molecular weight (small molecules) it has the ability to readily dissolve and bond minerals and nutritional elements into its molecular structure. Nutrients that have been chelated by fulvic acid are in an ideal natural form to interact with and be absorbed by living cells. Fulvic Acid is so powerful that one single fulvic acid molecule is capable of carrying 60 or more minerals and trace elements into the cells."

So this definitely makes me think it's dissolved in the water.
#93 to #7 - thetylered
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User avatar #28 to #7 - genericaccount
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Let's not forget the part where fulvic acid somehow puts the pH above 7...
#110 - righteyebrow
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#114 to #110 - anon id: 9a43da98
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Maybe they would've worked better if they called themselves White Water
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#22 - pfhridge
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It's got Electrolytes.
#649 to #22 - seniorpokeman
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i like thumbs
#361 to #22 - nyancatttisawhore
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It has what plants crave!
#652 - javidmanlyman
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**javidmanlyman rolls 44**
#655 to #652 - caro
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#353 - marinete
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Black spring water my ass, they just melted some ******.
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#260 to #55 - anon id: 83024aab
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Fulvic acid has a pH of 2... alkaline water which fuels springs has a pH 9+ and are highly toxic... so fulvic acid lowers the water to a safe (probably) pH.

OP is just too stupid to explain this to the rest of you.
User avatar #306 to #260 - doctorzzo
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no.
User avatar #4 - hackapelite
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"jk, it's just ********* from the sewers, our water purifiers broke, but no-one would drink black water anyway so it's ok"
#111 - dolphinjew
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You spelled "eh" wrong in the description, you silly American ;)
#208 to #111 - paintmered
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#104 - anon id: 9a43da98
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Hate to rain on the parade, but this water is not any better for you than regular tap water, and if anything, it's worse.
Fulvic acid actually increases the water's solubility of pesticides and other organic contaminants. Fulvic acid is not required by the human body and has no known benefits to humans. Also, drinking water with a pH of 9.0 is only good if you have an upset stomach or acid reflux.
Sources: 2nd year of my master's degree in biochemistry (i wanted a master's in pokemon, but that was not an option at my university) and for the scholarly minds: Chiou et al. Environ. Sci. Technol., 1986, 20 (5), pp 502–508.
#137 to #104 - anon id: 9a43da98
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wow thanks FJ i've never gotten that much love on a post, nice early 19th bday present
now if my professor can give me that many thumbs on my "spectroscopy of lipid polymorphic states" essay, then i'll be set for life
#224 to #137 - anon id: 9a43da98
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who the hell thumbs down a thank you?!?!
User avatar #323 to #104 - zionsype
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well tap water is preety healthy so :D
User avatar #106 to #104 - regaleus
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loved the pic with house taking off his glove like hes about to school every one if his bitches
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#107 to #104 - thepatientllama
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#442 to #373 - breakfastlunch
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What this water needs to make it healthy is a nice dose of BACON