Are you serious?. You don't have to read the whole article, as it might just make you lol yourself to death. Edit:Front page, thanks. IT IS A FAKE SITE I KNOW.  skyrim chirstians are f
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Are you serious?

 
Are you serious?. You don't have to read the whole article, as it might just make you lol yourself to death. Edit:Front page, thanks. IT IS A FAKE SITE I KNOW.

You don't have to read the whole article, as it might just make you lol yourself to death.
Edit:Front page, thanks. IT IS A ******* FAKE SITE I KNOW.
christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

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If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters
should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like skyrim, players Tags:
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#84 - sandvichiscredit (11/25/2011) [-]
Christwire is a site made by some college students to try and troll everyone.
They have some really funny articles.
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#91 to #84 - MayHaveIssues **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#97 to #91 - sandvichiscredit (11/25/2011) [-]
That just means that they're good trolls. I thought it was legit at first.
#13 - bloodisredsweat (11/24/2011) [-]
On behalf of all the christians on the internet, THESE PEOPLE AREN'T WITH US! WE THINK THEY'RE JUST AS RETARDED AS YOU DO! In fact it's more offensive to me because every time i read stuff like this all I can think of is how everyone assumes christians are stupid because of people like thia ugh.....
PIC RELATED, MFW Fraud-christians post online
User avatar #319 to #13 - wrpen (11/25/2011) [-]
Inb4 someone mentions WBC to prove your point
User avatar #529 to #13 - kermheat (11/25/2011) [-]
Yeah it was fake. I noticed the second they started going on about ogres from stormwind, and how blizzard is sick and demonic... Harry potter...The gameplay is so realistic you'll ejaculate all over your monitor...

It's pretty obvious
User avatar #613 to #529 - bloodisredsweat (11/26/2011) [-]
yea in retrospect, its pretty obvious. but there are too many people out there that are serious, that arent much better than this. i mean ive had "christians" picket outside of godsmack concerts i was at and when i tried to quote scripture at them they threw stuff at me.
User avatar #614 to #613 - kermheat (11/26/2011) [-]
Oh god thats a funny picture

I saw it as this

ROCK IS THE MUSIC OF THE DEVIL
--But jesus said to love your fellow man...
*Throw bible*
- **** OFF HERETIC!
User avatar #615 to #614 - bloodisredsweat (11/26/2011) [-]
thats kinda how it went down! lol as we walked in they was a big crowd of them, and they were like shouting "your all going to hell for your devil music! i hope you enjoy your concert sinners!" and im like whoa whoa whoa guys, and i start explaining, and i got hit by a corndog, a cup and a bunch of other crap, and they VIDEO TAPED the whole thing. all i could picture the whole time was my face on a screen in some cult church getting hit by stuff and them all like "that'll show 'em!" lol
#16 to #13 - anrayzain (11/24/2011) [-]
Hahaha christians...
#85 to #13 - xzillerationer (11/25/2011) [-]
They're trolling. Think of it as a more extreme, Christian version of the Onion.
#193 - lolomgwtfxd (11/25/2011) [-]
>Violent shirtless bloodshed

SO HE BASICALLY CALLED THE MOVIE 300 GAY?

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User avatar #199 to #193 - durge (11/25/2011) [-]
I don't agree with the article in any regards, but as far as 300 goes, actually, kind of. Greek soldiers used to pass the time between battles with strategic games and homosexual intercourse.... lol.
User avatar #212 to #193 - KaotixStorm (11/25/2011) [-]
Well, They did penetrate a lot of Persians with their rods.
#391 - bitchingcharizard (11/25/2011) [-]
My MS paint skills are off the charts.
User avatar #188 - fenrirx (11/25/2011) [-]
"Demon whacking your sin stick" is my new favorite term for fapping
#337 - harharhar (11/25/2011) [-]
Its a satire website....
#354 to #337 - anon (11/25/2011) [-]
So many people today are crazy as **** , so I wasn't surprised someone made this article. I didn't realize it was fake until the comments at the bottom.
#82 - mrkenti (11/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE 99%!
User avatar #89 to #82 - SpcRamon (11/25/2011) [-]
Kinda.....um....kinda weak willed these christians are huh!


FOLLOW THE HERD!!!!
#436 - anon (11/25/2011) [-]
THAT SKYRIM GAME IS THE DEVIL
User avatar #440 to #436 - deviroux (11/25/2011) [-]
My mom keeps pronounceing it "SKEERUM"
User avatar #463 to #440 - tengutony (11/25/2011) [-]
my ma calls it youwillneverhavesexifyoukeepplaying-rim
#293 - whitelaw (11/25/2011) [-]
To long didn't read, I was busy skyrimming my boyfriend.
#492 - ryjed (11/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #507 to #492 - xanjr (11/25/2011) [-]
best roll ever? i mean the iron helm rimjobs the guy!
#382 - anon (11/25/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**
#426 - zhon (11/25/2011) [-]
this would be funny if it was real.
#575 - masterofallgoats (11/25/2011) [-]
Oh god. Just, wow. This has got to be one of the funniest sites on the whole ******* internet. Here, read this quote direct from this article: "The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far more dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."
Holy **** , I just could not stop laughing. Favorite part? Probably "fecal frenzy ass assassinations". I would suggest reading a few more articles on this site just because they're so goddamn funny.
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User avatar #593 to #575 - jubnik ONLINE (11/25/2011) [-]
i was laughing my ass off the entire time reading, i wasnt even mad at the ********
User avatar #616 to #593 - wallacewells (03/02/2012) [-]
that's the point. It's a parody site. >>
User avatar #617 to #616 - jubnik ONLINE (03/02/2012) [-]
that was a sliiiiiiightly delayed reply
User avatar #618 to #617 - wallacewells (03/02/2012) [-]
wow. I hadn't noticed I was hitting random.

XD sorry bout that.
User avatar #619 to #618 - jubnik ONLINE (03/02/2012) [-]
lol
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#228 - sleepehz ONLINE (11/25/2011) [-]
**sleepehz rolled a random image** 9/10 on the trolling
#380 - mystraknight ONLINE (11/25/2011) [-]
MFW reading "fecal fornication"
MFW reading "fecal fornication"
#361 - sixminutslayter (11/25/2011) [-]
It's not even a ******* MMORPG
#374 to #361 - zealexmeister (11/25/2011) [-]
And i think they threw in some World of Warcraft i.e. Blizzard and Stormwind .
User avatar #365 to #361 - penguintj (11/25/2011) [-]
or a fps
#324 - unbird ONLINE (11/25/2011) [-]
#203 - anon (11/25/2011) [-]
**WHAT!!!! THIS IS SO NOT TRUE!!!!
HOW CAN THEY SAY THIS!!!???
SKYRIM ISN'T AN MMORPG!!!
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#207 to #203 - manwithaplan (11/25/2011) [-]
**manwithaplan rolled a random image** I love this anon.
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