Are you serious?. You don't have to read the whole article, as it might just make you lol yourself to death. Edit:Front page, thanks. IT IS A FAKE SITE I KNOW.  skyrim chirstians are f
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Are you serious?. You don't have to read the whole article, as it might just make you lol yourself to death. Edit:Front page, thanks. IT IS A FAKE SITE I KNOW.

You don't have to read the whole article, as it might just make you lol yourself to death.
Edit:Front page, thanks. IT IS A ******* FAKE SITE I KNOW.
christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

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If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters
should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like skyrim, players Tags:
are teleported to a far way lands that are mam filled with demonic spell crafting,
violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic: critters, but
bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication. '
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Views: 40896 Submitted: 11/24/2011
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#162 - renjilonefox
Reply +72
(11/25/2011) [-]
#187 to #162 - templer
Reply -10
(11/25/2011) [-]
Show me your ways master!
#353 to #187 - davegrowl
Reply 0
(11/25/2011) [-]
#548 to #353 - sherpa
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#427 to #353 - mrdoombringerfj
Reply -4
(11/25/2011) [-]
*roll picture*
#428 to #427 - mrdoombringerfj
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#430 to #427 - mrdoombringerfj
Reply -3
(11/25/2011) [-]
*roll picture*
#176 to #162 - sinonyx
Reply -7
(11/25/2011) [-]
best roll ever?
#163 to #162 - carlosspicywiener [OP]
Reply +3
(11/25/2011) [-]
How? This was just posted on this picture?
#164 to #163 - renjilonefox
Reply +1
(11/25/2011) [-]
Ho-.
-Ly.
****.
#165 to #164 - carlosspicywiener [OP]
Reply +1
(11/25/2011) [-]
Judging by that reaction, I take it you didnt plan that.
#166 to #165 - renjilonefox
Reply +8
(11/25/2011) [-]
one does not simply plan a random image roll
#169 to #166 - carlosspicywiener [OP]
Reply -3
(11/25/2011) [-]
Damn, you are good.
#170 to #164 - tokenwhiteman
Reply -7
(11/25/2011) [-]
that has to be the single luckiest roll in the history of fj
#173 to #163 - locke
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#271 to #162 - ydosac
Reply +10
(11/25/2011) [-]
**ydosac rolled a random image** Is it just me or are there a lot of EPIC rolls on FJ these last couple days. I call shenanigans...
**ydosac rolled a random image** Is it just me or are there a lot of EPIC rolls on FJ these last couple days. I call shenanigans...
#182 to #162 - mistalesliechow
Reply +30
(11/25/2011) [-]
this was FAKE guys, come on. you can do that stuff now.
#13 - bloodisredsweat
Reply +42
(11/24/2011) [-]
On behalf of all the christians on the internet, THESE PEOPLE AREN'T WITH US! WE THINK THEY'RE JUST AS RETARDED AS YOU DO! In fact it's more offensive to me because every time i read stuff like this all I can think of is how everyone assumes christians are stupid because of people like thia ugh.....
PIC RELATED, MFW Fraud-christians post online
#16 to #13 - anrayzain
Reply -6
(11/24/2011) [-]
Hahaha christians...
#319 to #13 - wrpen
Reply 0
(11/25/2011) [-]
Inb4 someone mentions WBC to prove your point
#529 to #13 - kermheat
Reply 0
(11/25/2011) [-]
Yeah it was fake. I noticed the second they started going on about ogres from stormwind, and how blizzard is sick and demonic... Harry potter...The gameplay is so realistic you'll ejaculate all over your monitor...

It's pretty obvious
#613 to #529 - bloodisredsweat
Reply 0
(11/26/2011) [-]
yea in retrospect, its pretty obvious. but there are too many people out there that are serious, that arent much better than this. i mean ive had "christians" picket outside of godsmack concerts i was at and when i tried to quote scripture at them they threw stuff at me.
#614 to #613 - kermheat
Reply 0
(11/26/2011) [-]
Oh god thats a funny picture

I saw it as this

ROCK IS THE MUSIC OF THE DEVIL
--But jesus said to love your fellow man...
*Throw bible*
-**** OFF HERETIC!
#615 to #614 - bloodisredsweat
Reply 0
(11/26/2011) [-]
thats kinda how it went down! lol as we walked in they was a big crowd of them, and they were like shouting "your all going to hell for your devil music! i hope you enjoy your concert sinners!" and im like whoa whoa whoa guys, and i start explaining, and i got hit by a corndog, a cup and a bunch of other crap, and they VIDEO TAPED the whole thing. all i could picture the whole time was my face on a screen in some cult church getting hit by stuff and them all like "that'll show 'em!" lol
#85 to #13 - xzillerationer
Reply +5
(11/25/2011) [-]
They're trolling. Think of it as a more extreme, Christian version of the Onion.
#84 - sandvichiscredit
Reply +30
(11/25/2011) [-]
Christwire is a site made by some college students to try and troll everyone.
They have some really funny articles.
#91 to #84 - MayHaveIssues **User deleted account**
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#97 to #91 - sandvichiscredit
Reply +2
(11/25/2011) [-]
That just means that they're good trolls. I thought it was legit at first.
#492 - ryjed
Reply +22
(11/25/2011) [-]
**ryjed rolled a random image**
#507 to #492 - xanjr
Reply +1
(11/25/2011) [-]
best roll ever? i mean the iron helm rimjobs the guy!
#193 - lolomgwtfxd
Reply +18
(11/25/2011) [-]
>Violent shirtless bloodshed

SO HE BASICALLY CALLED THE MOVIE 300 GAY?

#495 to #193 - thebottomhoe **User deleted account**
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#199 to #193 - durge
Reply +3
(11/25/2011) [-]
I don't agree with the article in any regards, but as far as 300 goes, actually, kind of. Greek soldiers used to pass the time between battles with strategic games and homosexual intercourse.... lol.
#212 to #193 - KaotixStorm
Reply +7
(11/25/2011) [-]
Well, They did penetrate a lot of Persians with their rods.
#215 to #212 - waristheanswer
Reply 0
(11/25/2011) [-]
nice
#391 - bitchingcharizard
Reply +15
(11/25/2011) [-]
My MS paint skills are off the charts.
#188 - fenrirx
Reply +15
(11/25/2011) [-]
"Demon whacking your sin stick" is my new favorite term for fapping
#68 - novaentertainment
Reply +15
(11/25/2011) [-]
Sorry guys, I'm off to go to StormWind and learn about gay lingo.
#82 - mrkenti
Reply +13
(11/25/2011) [-]
I AM THE 99%!
#89 to #82 - SpcRamon
Reply +1
(11/25/2011) [-]
Kinda.....um....kinda weak willed these christians are huh!


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