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You don't have to read the whole article, as it might just make you lol yourself to death.
Edit:Front page, thanks. IT IS A ******* FAKE SITE I KNOW.
christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

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If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters
should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like skyrim, players Tags:
are teleported to a far way lands that are mam filled with demonic spell crafting,
violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic: critters, but
bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication. '
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Submitted: 11/24/2011
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#162 - renjilonefox (11/25/2011) [+] (16 replies)
#13 - bloodisredsweat (11/24/2011) [+] (7 replies)
On behalf of all the christians on the internet, THESE PEOPLE AREN'T WITH US! WE THINK THEY'RE JUST AS RETARDED AS YOU DO! In fact it's more offensive to me because every time i read stuff like this all I can think of is how everyone assumes christians are stupid because of people like thia ugh.....
PIC RELATED, MFW Fraud-christians post online
#84 - sandvichiscredit (11/25/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Christwire is a site made by some college students to try and troll everyone.
They have some really funny articles.
#492 - ryjed (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#193 - lolomgwtfxd (11/25/2011) [+] (4 replies)
>Violent shirtless bloodshed

SO HE BASICALLY CALLED THE MOVIE 300 GAY?

#391 - bitchingcharizard (11/25/2011) [-]
My MS paint skills are off the charts.
User avatar #188 - fenrirx (11/25/2011) [-]
"Demon whacking your sin stick" is my new favorite term for fapping
User avatar #68 - novaentertainment (11/25/2011) [-]
Sorry guys, I'm off to go to StormWind and learn about gay lingo.
#337 - harharhar (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Its a satire website....
#82 - mrkenti (11/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I AM THE 99%!
#293 - whitelaw (11/25/2011) [-]
To long didn't read, I was busy skyrimming my boyfriend.
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#275 - drinzo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#426 - zhon (11/25/2011) [-]
this would be funny if it was real.
#575 - masterofallgoats (11/25/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Oh god. Just, wow. This has got to be one of the funniest sites on the whole ******* internet. Here, read this quote direct from this article: "The spells the player are taught are directly out of The Book of Wiccan and are far more dangerous than anything your child is watching on that Wizards at Waverly Place and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."
Holy **** , I just could not stop laughing. Favorite part? Probably "fecal frenzy ass assassinations". I would suggest reading a few more articles on this site just because they're so goddamn funny.
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#228 - sleepehz (11/25/2011) [-]
**sleepehz rolled a random image** 9/10 on the trolling
#24 - timefortickles (11/24/2011) [-]
**timefortickles rolled a random image** mother of god
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