New Life, New Suit. . Mr. Derp was a very successful person in his career, he never had Financial problems and he also was loved by all his friends. However, ov

New Life, New Suit

Mr. Derp was a very successful person
in his career, he never had Financial
problems and he also was loved by all
his friends.
However, over time, he began to suffer tty
severe headaches, mild at first, but were teef
increasing in intensity until it became
his love life began to be affected
by this problem Mr Derp
decided to consult a doctor.
The specialist examined him, made several tests, took ways,
blood, Feces. urine, and Finally said:
I have news For you, one good and one bad.
The good new is that 1 can cure your
The bad news is that to do so I have to
castrate you.
You suffer from a rare condition where your testicles
squeeze the base of your spine, and that is What causes
The only may to remedy is to remove your testicles
Mr Dem was surprised!
But then he was depressed, the problem was ""' ii:
that his headaches worsened day by day, V J t J
and in desperation decided to undergo tcl l
the surgery. _ '
Upon leaving the hospital, the
headache was completely gone,
but he felt depressed and
discouraged, as if he were a part
of hi mself (obviously).
Walking through a Dark, he began to reflect,
and decided that since he felt like a new
person would start his life again, enjoying
every moment.
Encouraged, he passed by a ballonshop
Tmes whati need.
He said to himself
To start, I' m going
to get me a new suit.
so he entered the store and told
the Tailor
I needed a new suit.
The tailor watched him
for a moment and said:
All right, size .
Exactly! How did you know.
Mr Derp tried the new suit and it
was fine. As noted in the mirror,
the Tailor said,
Well. WHY not?
sleeve 34 and neck size
Mr Derp tested the shirt,
which Fitted perfectly.
And what do you think about a
new pair of shoes?
The Tailor looked at Mr Derp’ s feet
You must be around, i? nine and a half
Tm saying ies my job
Replied the Tailor.
While Mr Dem was admiring his
new shoes, the Tailor asked,
Since we already into the
business what do you think
if I' ll sell you some very luxury
imported underpants?
Mr Derp thought for a
second, he thought about
the surgery hearst had
suffered, and said:
Okay, for underwear
size you must be
Mr Dem laughed!!
No, my Friend, you are
wrong this time. I been
using thirtyfour size
since] was eighteen
years old.
The Tailor shook his head:
it' s not possible to use
The underwear
will be too tight and will put
too much pressure on your
testicles against the base
of your spine and give you
a ******* headache all day
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#128 - palindromia ONLINE (11/25/2011) [-]
User avatar #315 to #314 - shayschamp (11/25/2011) [-]
#5 - dangerbearr (11/24/2011) [-]
What is this?!
#228 to #5 - ienergystar (11/25/2011) [-]
**ienergystar rolled a random image** NOT FUNNYT
#291 to #5 - anon (11/25/2011) [-]
How was that even funny?
He wore tight underwear and got his testicles removed.
******* hilarious bro
#592 to #458 - yankadoodleshit (11/25/2011) [-]
Here you go bro.
Here you go bro.
User avatar #654 to #592 - joedlicious (11/25/2011) [-]
thank you sir. But mine is bigger, so i dont know which one is better...
User avatar #656 to #654 - yankadoodleshit (11/25/2011) [-]
I personally prefer your version
#399 to #5 - wiinskii (11/25/2011) [-]
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#102 - anon (11/25/2011) [-]
first i was like: oh snap
then i was like : OH SNAP
then i was like: OH DAMN
#79 - peachaw (11/24/2011) [-]
**peachaw rolled a random image** worth the read!
#92 to #79 - ausen (11/25/2011) [-]
+1 Internets for you sir
#363 - jband (11/25/2011) [-]
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#187 - skylineboi (11/25/2011) [-]
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#224 - savemeelle (11/25/2011) [-]
**savemeelle rolled a random image** MFW he lost is balls
#234 to #224 - anon (11/25/2011) [-]
#121 - anon (11/25/2011) [-]
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User avatar #1 - Tamiron (11/24/2011) [-]
an actual decent joke on FJ? unbelievable... good job
#32 to #1 - scasteppin (11/24/2011) [-]
way to point out the obvious
#632 to #339 - catduck (11/25/2011) [-]
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#354 to #339 - aloneforeverguy (11/25/2011) [-]
**aloneforeverguy rolled a random image** Dont get it if too small, or too big.....derp
User avatar #340 to #339 - Obscurity (11/25/2011) [-]
**** .......
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User avatar #305 - joecoool (11/25/2011) [-]
My jaw dropped so far, it hit Satan in the balls.
#310 to #305 - trollgasm (11/25/2011) [-]
How did they taste?
User avatar #667 to #310 - joecoool (11/25/2011) [-]
#277 - wundermelon (11/25/2011) [-]
#274 - creeperchris (11/25/2011) [-]
**creeperchris rolled a random image** this is too tight on me
User avatar #115 - aerius (11/25/2011) [-]
'Well, I think that will be good, ****** !' <-- wut.
#193 - toastytrost (11/25/2011) [-]
His FW
His FW
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