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Mum: You' re E murderer!
lute: Uh. what'?
Mom: "tauted the tissues in your trash
ntart. Every time you do that. you are letting
my grandchildren!
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Me: I' just received my acceptance
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Dad: I can' t wait to get an Pad.
Me: I didn' t know you wanted one...
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Me: Mom I' m gonna get at tattoo.
Mom: The only tattoo I' ll allow u to get is
eyeballs on the bottom of to boobs so
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a whore for a hug
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someone ask me which kid is mine and
then I' m going to reply I haven' t decided
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talks isn' t allowed over anymore. She is
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Morn: I left a cake in the fridge with at note
that said, "don' t eat me." Now there' s a
plate and a note that says. "l don' t take
orders from cake"- was this you or your
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