My skyrim experience. isnt that the truth EDIT: I came...i went to bed and woke up to be 4th PM BUT A HGT A GREAT Fri, IF 'all EOULD HILL MUD CI-'


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#17 - Busemann (11/24/2011) [-]
When a dragon attacks a city, I usually just fire some arrows at it an watch the other people fight it-
#18 to #17 - Busemann (11/24/2011) [-]
-and when the dragon's dead, I take all the glory.

As usual.
#171 to #22 - theharvestroad (11/24/2011) [-]
Ok i just gotta ask cuz i never knew....whose face is that?
#176 to #171 - anon (11/24/2011) [-]
#178 to #176 - theharvestroad (11/24/2011) [-]

Sry and thx
User avatar #424 to #18 - Xedan (11/24/2011) [-]
I don't play, but my friend always talks about the time he found two dragons fighting each other and shot each one when they were really low health and got credit for both.
User avatar #255 to #18 - sweetdickwilly (11/24/2011) [-]
But if everyone is dead, who will you recieve glory from?
#352 to #255 - givemedamonayz (11/24/2011) [-]
no the dragon dies not the people
no the dragon dies not the people
#383 to #18 - anon (11/24/2011) [-]
yep you get all the dragon's glory from a glory hole.

as usual.
#409 - fjifa (11/24/2011) [-]
**fjifa rolls 88**
#429 to #409 - jalthelas (11/24/2011) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 50**
#431 to #429 - fjifa (11/24/2011) [-]
**fjifa rolls 97** Here, take mine?
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User avatar #5 - alphablanch (11/24/2011) [-]
i had something similar happen to me in the College of Winterhold: instead of all the mages and wizards and what-nots using their mastery of magic to defeat a dragon they ran up to it and started punching it.
User avatar #34 to #5 - kennyfj (11/24/2011) [-]
I fought the the thing alone because no one fricken showed up until the very last moment some chick took my kill
User avatar #35 to #34 - creativenamehere (11/24/2011) [-]
#61 to #35 - kennyfj (11/24/2011) [-]
mm yes, i'll leave this here for you
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User avatar #6 to #5 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (11/24/2011) [-]
same thing with me except with alvor looted him got an ebony sword like really alvors gotta use his sword not his fists i am level 54 so thats how i got it
#12 to #6 - AKAWESOMENESS (11/24/2011) [-]
same thing with me except i shot up a school
User avatar #444 to #12 - thepsycho (11/24/2011) [-]
Same thing with me except I Flame'd up the College of Winterhold.
User avatar #190 to #6 - fignewtonz (11/24/2011) [-]
same thing with me except i used punctuation so people could understand what the **** I was saying
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#155 to #101 - fuckthemhipsters (11/24/2011) [-]
Could only find Volume 1 in Skyrim.
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#75 - dantemp (11/24/2011) [-]
**dantemp rolled a random image**
#68 - ministerforbes (11/24/2011) [-]
I can use this.
#98 to #68 - TurkDragon (11/24/2011) [-]
ive been meeniing to replace this...
#194 to #98 - fignewtonz (11/24/2011) [-]
this is typically my response to "come at me bro"
User avatar #197 to #194 - TurkDragon (11/24/2011) [-]
i lol'd
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#206 to #201 - TurkDragon (11/24/2011) [-]
im sorry... here have a gif...
im sorry... here have a gif...
#211 to #206 - fignewtonz (11/24/2011) [-]
i deleted that comment because that felt thumbwhorish. I don't really care. I was just saying. Have a bear gif i made in return.
i deleted that comment because that felt thumbwhorish. I don't really care. I was just saying. Have a bear gif i made in return.
#215 to #211 - TurkDragon (11/24/2011) [-]
heres a gif for your troubles sir...
heres a gif for your troubles sir...
#294 to #232 - TurkDragon (11/24/2011) [-]
u might enjoi this...
u might enjoi this...
#428 - jalthelas (11/24/2011) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image** my Skyrim experience.
User avatar #432 to #428 - canadianEH (11/24/2011) [-]
Seems about typical... :/
#52 - MatthewsGauss (11/24/2011) [-]
After becoming the arch mage, accepted in the circle of the companions, harbinger of the companions, killing multiple dragons in towns and being dragon born you are only known by the guards as a whelp of the companions
#25 - werewulft (11/24/2011) [-]
**werewulft rolled a random image** mfw dragon lands.
#19 - Wakko (11/24/2011) [-]
I was in one of the cities when a dragon attacked and a regular villager ended up doing the epic killing animation on the dragon with just a small Iron Dagger.
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#185 to #175 - waffledinner (11/24/2011) [-]
Fukken Saved.
#364 - plong (11/24/2011) [-]
**plong rolls 11**
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#377 to #364 - tonytails (11/24/2011) [-]
This image has expired
betcha cant get 100+ thumbs...
#384 to #377 - SirLaxer (11/24/2011) [-]
Just you wait...
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#152 - erodus (11/24/2011) [-]
**erodus rolled a random image** MFW when people fight for the food i throw to the floor
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#32 - frozo (11/24/2011) [-]
That be my great grandfather beating up those hippie dragons.
User avatar #11 - werewolfgeneral (11/24/2011) [-]
I'm walking to Riverwood and it's under attack by a blood dragon. I rush to help the guards in their defense of the town. Soon after the dragon is defeated (and looted). Less than a hour later I'm walking on the road hunting for hides, then out of nowhere I'm attacked by three hired thugs. I cut them down in seconds and loot their contracts to see who would send these weaklings to kill me. The name was Sven, I have only two possibilities: 1. A stray arrow miraculously hit her. 2. The dragon killed her and I was blamed.
User avatar #27 to #11 - auesis (11/24/2011) [-]
Dude, I had the same hired thugs thing, but the contract had been sent by V-something, and he was DEAD at the time. The **** .
#56 to #11 - MatthewsGauss (11/24/2011) [-]
I started a new profile and right when I killed the first dragon the whiterun guard was talking to me then out of nowhere a hired thug starts beating the **** out of me and the contract says it was sent by a whiterun guard. MFW
#16 to #11 - livinglegacy (11/24/2011) [-]
**livinglegacy rolled a random image** She was my wife. I killed her in my house, and no bounty was added, no one knew about it. The second I left my doorstep 30 seconds later, it turns out her brother sent some hired thugs after me. He's in Riverwood, he found out about her dying in 30 seconds, and thugs got there. In 30 seconds. The **** ?
User avatar #55 to #16 - plazmaflare (11/24/2011) [-]
I was attacked by three hired thugs in riverwood, no contract they just said not to steal **** . i died several times because when i was fighting them the citizens would jump infront of my Fus Ro Dah and the entire town would attack me. after i kited them away from the village i fus ro dah'ed ******* SVEN jumped in the way, the guards ran down i somehow managed to freeze everyone, and then i dragon swooped down landed right next to me, before i got a chance to get some health pots it ******* ATE me, and Lydia just stood there, unarmed watching.
#127 to #55 - livinglegacy (11/24/2011) [-]
Lydia is 100% useless. The only way to make her good is with 100% pickpocketing with the last perk, so you can steal her armor so she can follow you around naked.
User avatar #469 to #127 - plazmaflare (11/25/2011) [-]
Really? i figured out she was useless, infact i kind of just left her somehwere... i dont know where i told her wait here to assassinate a bride at her wedding and left her somewhere. thank goodness too, it make doing basic fighting easier. Shadowmere was better at fighting than Lydia cus i could dragonshout without fear of killing my companion. Where can you find the one chick you fist fight so she'll follow you?
#526 to #469 - livinglegacy (11/25/2011) [-]
Should be the same bar you fistfight her in, which would be Whiterun if I'm not mistaken.
User avatar #530 to #526 - plazmaflare (11/25/2011) [-]
Lol i got her, since my character isnt melee based i gave her all my melee weapons i had, took literally 126 pounds off my back, although i put away some weapons in my room in the amge college, i also lost another 160 pound sof dragon bones and scales. i think lydia still have around 7 dragonbones and 8 scale son her, but i los ther so i cant get those back =[
#531 to #530 - livinglegacy (11/25/2011) [-]
It doesn't matter much. I dropped 10 dragon bones so I could use the carry function to hold them in front of me instead of on me and I dropped them and lost them, but then I killed three weak dragons and still had enough to make and reinforce all of my dragon armor. And since you're not melee-based, I assume you use light armor, so if you got Dragon Armor you'd only need scales, which are more abundant than bones. The only reason you'd need more is to make more dragon armor just to sell it.
User avatar #532 to #531 - plazmaflare (11/25/2011) [-]
To be honest i dont really know how to spend my money. ive had the game for 4 days i have 7890 gold and the only things ive bought that wernt needed were bound sword and bound bow. other than that ive found everything i have, i dont smith much but i have a bunch of ores and unrefined ingots that i'm too lazy to use, also i find it difficult to level up my light armor skills any tips?
#536 to #532 - livinglegacy (11/25/2011) [-]
You really don't need money. The only reason you'd need money is for buying spells you can't find. You can get every house in the game for free by talking to whoever sells you them while they're in their bed, buying the house, and putting all your gold in the dresser before it removes it from your inventory, then taking it back right after you get the key.
User avatar #33 to #16 - dymethyltryptamine (11/24/2011) [-]
oh god, that made me laugh so ******* hard.
#368 - Robrey (11/24/2011) [-]
For your viewing pleasures.

The Lusty Argonian Maid, Vol. 1, Part. 1
User avatar #371 to #368 - stocxt (11/24/2011) [-]
I like how when you kill Ocheeva in the Dark Brotherhood Quest Line in Oblivion she has this in her inventory
User avatar #374 to #371 - Robrey (11/24/2011) [-]
I actually found these 2 books next to a bed that some girl sleeps in. She works at an inn, in one of the major cities.
User avatar #379 to #374 - stocxt (11/24/2011) [-]
It was also in a display case in the book store in Leyawiin
#369 to #368 - Robrey (11/24/2011) [-]
Vol. 1, Part 2.
#370 to #369 - Robrey (11/24/2011) [-]
Vol. 2, part 1
#372 to #370 - Robrey (11/24/2011) [-]
Vol. 2, Part 2.

That's all I have so far :l
#539 to #414 - copycopy (11/27/2011) [-]
o just found this one it looked better
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