Irish Virginity Test. I know its a little late for St. Pat's, but I thought it was pretty funny.. Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning marry, and asks his irish virginity test
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Irish Virginity Test

Irish Virginity Test. I know its a little late for St. Pat's, but I thought it was pretty funny.. Irish Virginity Test Kit Paddy is planning marry, and asks his

I know its a little late for St. Pat's, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning marry, and asks his family doctor how he eould tell if his
is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Delt-
Yourself., Virginity Test Kit.., a smell can of red paint, a smell can of blue
paint and e shovel.."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed en your wedding night,, you paint
ene of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says, "That' s the strangest
pair of balls I ever did see. .3‘, you hit her with the shovel,'
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User avatar #2 - BreachAndClear (03/24/2010) [-]
he should paint one green and one red and play red light green light
User avatar #17 to #2 - Setari (03/24/2010) [-]
-gives all my internets-
User avatar #51 - finch (03/25/2010) [-]
Anyone else read this in an Irish accent?
#53 to #51 - Elmoo (03/25/2010) [-]
yeah, i read it in my pops accent
User avatar #39 - THETurdFerguson (03/25/2010) [-]
Read it with an Irish accent... The spousal abuse makes more sense now!
User avatar #41 to #39 - ramstein (03/25/2010) [-]
mushroom mushroom?
#4 - roflstompdemhos (03/24/2010) [-]
lol i read this thing in an Irish accent
User avatar #5 to #4 - darthmaulman ONLINE (03/24/2010) [-]
lol me 2
User avatar #9 to #4 - swimmingprodigy (03/24/2010) [-]
I read it with an irish accent cuz thats the way it was written....
User avatar #40 to #9 - YmousAnon (03/25/2010) [-]
I read it in a pirate accent
User avatar #49 - LordAndMaster (03/25/2010) [-]
so balls arnt supposed to b red and blue?....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#52 to #49 - Rascal (03/25/2010) [-]
you may want to go get tested.
User avatar #38 - TwistedBamboozler (03/25/2010) [-]
K this exact same thing was posted like 2 days ago. Here is the link to prove it. **** off you prick, don't steal people's **** .

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/286520/Irish+Virginity+Test+Kit/
#57 to #38 - coon **User deleted account** (03/25/2010) [-]
true ****
#56 - VehicleDestroyer **User deleted account** (03/25/2010) [-]
Maybe the chick just watches porn?
User avatar #48 - poundcake (03/25/2010) [-]
**poundcake rolls 148,544,546** xD great test i plan to use it some day
User avatar #50 to #48 - finch (03/25/2010) [-]
cakes shall not reply to you
User avatar #11 - BornToBeAWESOME (03/24/2010) [-]
I'm actually part Irish and this is mostly true... accept that we really don't care if she's a virgin or not, if you know what I mean...

*Wink Wink*
*Nudge Nudge*
User avatar #34 to #11 - WolfgirllrigfloW (03/24/2010) [-]
dear lord....
Its so ****** that I fell in love with a irish boy. >_<
User avatar #1 - mememan (03/24/2010) [-]
Lols. Very good.
User avatar #55 - ILikeTortles (03/25/2010) [-]
Bitch be trippin balls!
User avatar #7 - Fli (03/24/2010) [-]
Hey asshole, we dont say 'Aye', were not ******* pirates, and i mean literally we are not having intercourse with a pirate nor ARE we pirates, we are leprechauns. Not pirates.
#10 to #7 - Rascal (03/24/2010) [-]
Aye thats right
User avatar #12 to #10 - Fli (03/24/2010) [-]
-such a facepalm needs another persons palm-
#13 to #12 - IEETBABIEZ (03/24/2010) [-]
Aye, Tis' true. We aint be doin none of that there "Aye'in".....
User avatar #15 to #13 - FJalltheway (03/24/2010) [-]
yes my lasse
#16 to #15 - IEETBABIEZ (03/24/2010) [-]
LASS, BOYO!
User avatar #24 to #16 - Fli (03/24/2010) [-]
- ***** a unicorn-
User avatar #42 to #24 - ramstein (03/25/2010) [-]
aye ye best be thinkin with yer dipstick jimmeh!
User avatar #63 to #42 - Fli (03/25/2010) [-]
**** it, im eating my cake
User avatar #64 to #63 - ramstein (03/25/2010) [-]
that cake is a lie im afraid
#62 to #24 - IEETBABIEZ (03/25/2010) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAALLLLWAYS I WANNA BEEE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIIIIEEVE WITH YOU AND LIIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY, OOOOHHHHH LOOOOVE!
User avatar #19 to #7 - xXRaeEatsRainbowsX (03/24/2010) [-]
Hide the clovers Fli, they just dont get it. >3<
User avatar #25 to #7 - Brandan (03/24/2010) [-]
hey dumbass, pirates say Arrgg, Canadians say 'Aye'.
#27 to #25 - furfag **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [-]
no Canadians say eh
User avatar #46 to #27 - The Impatient (03/25/2010) [-]
I'm Canadian, and I don't say that vile word. It's mostly an eastern Canada thing
#65 to #46 - furfag **User deleted account** (03/25/2010) [-]
i am canadian and i notice that i say it (british columbia)
User avatar #67 to #65 - The Impatient (03/26/2010) [-]
I'm in BC too. I guess it's all in how you are raised.
User avatar #37 - brainstromingidiot (03/25/2010) [-]
But what if shes into porn?
User avatar #44 to #37 - jaquewells (03/25/2010) [-]
Thats just mean.
User avatar #14 - leperchuan (03/24/2010) [-]
and that how we do it!!!
User avatar #20 to #14 - Lawliett (03/24/2010) [-]
LEPERCHAUN

LEPER-CON

CON

this has been another segment of racist grammar...
User avatar #21 to #20 - leperchuan (03/24/2010) [-]
how about you piss off and go do something else
User avatar #22 to #21 - Lawliett (03/24/2010) [-]
christ, it was a joke...
User avatar #60 - IGotThemBrainDogs (03/25/2010) [-]
XD!!!!!!! thats how my parents made me!!!!
User avatar #61 to #60 - InsertCoin (03/25/2010) [-]
Painted testicles and a shovel bashing?
User avatar #69 to #61 - CiaraMc (06/07/2010) [-]
Is there any other way?
User avatar #59 - Valethar (03/25/2010) [-]
Don't see where the Irish bit comes in, but funny nonetheless. :)
User avatar #58 - SpriteMaster (03/25/2010) [-]
**SpriteMaster rolls 065,880,597**
User avatar #43 - jaquewells (03/25/2010) [-]
An Dig a hole.
#6 - Rascal (03/24/2010) [-]
what is happening here, I don't know
User avatar #3 - adamsvette (03/24/2010) [-]
succeed
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