High School Analogies Fail. lol, sorry if its a repost, but tbh i dont give 2 shits... i thought this was funny. The following are actual winning analogies in t
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High School Analogies Fail

lol, sorry if its a repost, but tbh i dont give 2 shits... i thought this was funny

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The following are actual winning analogies in the "worst
analogies ever written in a high school essay" contest
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the
way a bowling ball wouldn' t.
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty
Bag filled with vegetable soup.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a
sneeze.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots
in the center.
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access
T) flw. / ch@ urgg but gets
He was as tall as a threepence tree.
Long separated by cruel fate, the lovers raced
across the grassy field toward each other like two freight
trains, one having left Cleveland at 6: traveling at 55
mph, the other from Topeka at 4: at a speed of 35 mph.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after
the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two
hummingbirds who had also never met.
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Submitted: 11/22/2011
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User avatar #5 - suprconfederateman (11/22/2011) [-]
fuck yes
#4 - kuukautisveri (11/22/2011) [-]
haha this is fucking golden :D
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User avatar #1 - adirtysmuggler (11/22/2011) [-]
LOL This was really good.
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