I'll cut you. True story, true OC Not lying, i'll fuck them up unless if like someone holds me back and i break down in their arms and some really sad music sta
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

I'll cut you

True story, true OC
Not lying, i'll fuck them up
unless if like someone holds me back and i break down in their arms and some really sad music starts to play. That'd be just like in a movie

Funnyjunkers,
My dad is being deployed the day after thanksgiving, and it' s not
the first time he' s been Overseas but it' s still very difficult. Lately I'
been getting what you could call 'signs'. First it was my history teacher
saying that the soldier death rate has increased in the last few months,
second one of my friends on facebook did one of those dumbass
forward posts about thirty one soldiers who died in a plane crash, and
thirdly that new family guy episode when Joe' s son comes back from
Afghanistan. Now, I know it' s probably all in my head, but if for any
tragic reason my dad doesn' t come back, and those Westboro Baptist
Church faggots come, they are going to wish they didn' t crash that
fucking funeral,
ratway/ Bammer" 'Amn = y. M
I' ll fucking spill this dumb
bitch' s blood
I' ll stick that flag stick
up his dillhole
and ill take those hat
strings and fasten
them around her neck
I' ll wipe that smile right
off his face as i wipe his
blood from my hands
I' ll take that flag and
lay her lesbian fucked
corpse in it as her son
watches and wonders
why no one is fighting
for his mother
I' ll rip his sunglasses
off and wear them as a
splatter shield as i club
his bastard face to the
earth
And as I do all of that, I will murmur softly this:
more were THAT
was on WEE. lall
seer ,
If, God forbid, that day ever does come where my dad can' t share
another memory with me or my four brothers or his wife or his
mother, i will hunt down those heartless animals, and i' ll give them
a taste of their own medicine
...
+1062
Views: 20660
Favorited: 97
Submitted: 11/22/2011
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to jainga E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(287):

[ 287 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
+22
#9 - thebogardner **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#165 - lujan (11/23/2011) [-]
This image has expired
#2 - boobsequallove (11/22/2011) [-]
i totally support you. i have high respect for any soldiers. those westboro bitches really piss me off. P.S. tell you father thank you for his service
#199 - artemisalansmith (11/23/2011) [-]
we all need to dress up as gay zombie soldiers and shoot dildos at them just to fuck with them....
#30 - kadmiluv (11/22/2011) [-]

ill get my flamethrower,

i havnt seen my dad for a while either, i dont know where he is...BUT dont worry im sure your dad is ok and will be home soon! :)
+10
#136 - itsjustoregano **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#236 - anonymous (11/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Dear OP, if you kill them, they become the victims. Congrats, you just made them the good guys.
#240 to #236 - Mockingjay (11/23/2011) [-]
RELEASE THE RED thumbS!
User avatar #197 - moooossseeee (11/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
A message I wrote myself to Westboro Baptist church:

My fellow "Americans". How could you? You, who right now are exercising your right to free speech, come here, to the funeral of a man who died for that right, to protest him fighting for you? You say your acts are the work of your God, but tell me, who amongst you has actually read the bible? I have, and I'm an atheist. Your religion is based off the fact that your's is a wise and loving God, but yet you stand here today with posters saying he hates this or damns that. Do you realize the hypocrisy of your lies? Do you comprehend the hundreds of thousands of people who would love to see you all go up in smoke, and then spend eternal damnation in your own hell? I do, and so does the rest of the world. You take your beliefs over the edge, I hope your happy, because when the day comes that each and everyone one of you faces your God at the Pearly Gates, and he laughs at you as you fall head first into the Lucifer's grasp, those of us left here on Earth will be cheering the deaths of those you love, and you will see how it feels to have protests at your funeral.
#179 - hypercritical (11/23/2011) [-]
this is what i feel lke doing to wb
this is what i feel lke doing to wb
#138 - loonylovegoodhp (11/23/2011) [-]
I love you. I want to tell you that We are all right here for you. I'm sure your dad will be fine but I bet it still sucks. Cyberhugs for you my friend.
#123 - TheLastPanda (11/23/2011) [-]
Hey man dont do that.........WITHOUT ME

Your father will be in my prayers
#196 - anonymous (11/23/2011) [-]
My friend's brother's friend (who i somewhat knew) was killed in afganistan and i went to his funeral when those fuckers showed up. Me, my friend, his brother, and some guy i didnt know beat the shit out of 6 of those Richard Simmonsgots.  we were in highschool and we got suspended for 10 days instead of going to jail.
My friend's brother's friend (who i somewhat knew) was killed in afganistan and i went to his funeral when those fuckers showed up. Me, my friend, his brother, and some guy i didnt know beat the shit out of 6 of those Richard Simmonsgots. we were in highschool and we got suspended for 10 days instead of going to jail.
#175 - milkmyoneudder (11/23/2011) [-]
AINT MY CHURCH
#137 - haydumb (11/23/2011) [-]
HOOAH! Thank you for the sacrifices you and your family makes for this country, and for your father's service. Ill be right along side you, these fuckers deserve whatever shit we give them. They give a bad name to Baptists like myself, we arent like that.

12B CE, Ship summer '12. Essayons!
User avatar #131 - dubzeroo (11/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
One of these days... One of them will die. May it be natural causes or OP's hands... one of them will die. And I am going to attend the funeral brandishing a sign saying "Thank God for dead Westboro Baptist Church Members". And I will dance all over the grave. For four hours.
#76 - Jackedup (11/23/2011) [+] (8 replies)
bro, when my dad was deployed all i could think about was killing the WBC.  right before my dad got back my friends dad was killed by an ied, i think this was in 2008, and we agreed if the WBC showed up to the funeral we were going to plow into them full speed with his dads pickup. thank god they didnt come cause we would have...
bro, when my dad was deployed all i could think about was killing the WBC. right before my dad got back my friends dad was killed by an ied, i think this was in 2008, and we agreed if the WBC showed up to the funeral we were going to plow into them full speed with his dads pickup. thank god they didnt come cause we would have...
#53 - trollinandhatin (11/23/2011) [-]
We should just do it noooow
We should just do it noooow
User avatar #214 - nukinzerambo (11/23/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I will help
Dead serious. We should send them over there and not watch as they get butchered

Fuck these people up the ass with a flag pole
#210 - thesandboxes (11/23/2011) [-]
Westboro Baptist Church....
User avatar #11 - imakesammich (11/22/2011) [-]
just a little tip for you here, if you want to kill them without getting caught use ice. Make a mould (sharp one) and get an ice mould. Stab the fuckers and the ice will melt, no weapon, no finger prints.. just sayin'
[ 287 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)