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User avatar #537 - peizur (11/23/2011) [-]
I once tasted battery acid. It was on my finger, and I thought it was some like, I don't know, orange juice (It was orange). So, I lick it off my finger, and it's more sour than eating 1,000 warheads at once. I told my mom about it, and she told me it was battery acid. I haven't the slightest how she knew, but I think it was because there was a battery by me. I have OCD, and it was really bad back then. My main thing was like germs, and death, and pretty much stuff like that. I was really smart back then (like, I was always a point away on those gifted tests), and currently, my nickname is Einstein, but anyway, I knew what battery acid could do to you, so When we got out of the car to go to school (my mom was a teacher) I spend probably five minutes spitting. I then rush to the water fountain, and spend 10 minutes taking in water, swishing it around, and spitting it. I then go to the nearby bathroom, and wash my hands for probably two minutes. Long story short, it was one of the scariest moments in my life. Thankfully though, it was a very, very minuscule amount of acid. Probably smaller than 1/4 of my pinky nail. This post had battery acid, so I thought I'd share. Thanks for reading, I know it was pretty long, and for those of you who don't believe me, it really happened.
User avatar #556 to #551 - peizur (11/23/2011) [-]
Why thank you.
User avatar #564 to #563 - peizur (11/23/2011) [-]
:3 What can I say?
#566 to #564 - imurdaddynow (11/23/2011) [-]
it's all up to you, young grasshopper.
User avatar #568 to #566 - peizur (11/23/2011) [-]
But, I've never been given such a responsibility. Well, here I go. Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
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User avatar #557 to #550 - peizur (11/23/2011) [-]
Why thank you.
User avatar #558 to #549 - peizur (11/23/2011) [-]
Why thank you.
User avatar #542 to #537 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/23/2011) [-]
Pics or it didn't happen.
User avatar #544 to #542 - peizur (11/23/2011) [-]
It was like five years ago, so unless you have a time machine......
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