2 for 1. I made this entirely on my own (the comic not the joke)... thumbs up where needed (i realize im not the most amazing artist ) I DID NOT COME UP WITH TH twoforone sniper Awesome funny cool thegame FUNNYJUNK sniping
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2 for 1. I made this entirely on my own (the comic not the joke)... thumbs up where needed (i realize im not the most amazing artist ) I DID NOT COME UP WITH TH

I made this entirely on my own (the comic not the joke)... thumbs up where needed (i realize im not the most amazing artist ) I DID NOT COME UP WITH THE JOKE I JUST DREW THE COMIC!<br />
EDIT: YES #6 my first top 15 post! you all rock

HAII, what do you do for a living?
am a sniper!
I can see my
house from here!!
L.... 1 can see my wife,' she' s., she' s screwing another man!
1, a shot, buti don' t shoot to kill on civilians..,
pick a none lethal spot '
Iwant you to shoot her in the mouth for all her nagging!
that stupid whore... and him in the penis for screwing my
wife!
30 minutes later!
WHAT' S TAKING SO LONG!!!!!
UMUMUM.... I think i' m about to
save you 1, 000 dollars....
...
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User avatar #16 - IronDragon (03/24/2010) [-]
This makes me want to become a sniper.
Not for the money or because i want to kill people, but because i want to own a golf club that transforms into a sniper rifle.
User avatar #176 to #16 - GlennBeck (03/25/2010) [-]
Point heard, but why have it transform into a sniper rifle? Why not instead have a golf club that has a little shoot on one end that shoots out miniature golf clubs at roughly the speed of a speeding bullet. Headshot = hole in one. Nutshot =Hole in 2
User avatar #177 to #176 - IronDragon (03/25/2010) [-]
*Seizures from epic overload*
User avatar #121 to #16 - piclemaniscool (03/24/2010) [-]
but in the next panel hes holding the golf club while the other guy is holding the rifle.

your argument is invalid
User avatar #127 to #121 - Smeezle (03/24/2010) [-]
Doesnt matter if its invalid, its still one mother ******* great point...
User avatar #173 to #127 - IronDragon (03/24/2010) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #9 - waitwhoisthat (03/24/2010) [-]
Screw that, I'd waste a shot and walk away with $2000
#14 to #9 - shenkie (03/24/2010) [-]
indeed, why make half the money you could..
User avatar #24 to #14 - Denmark (03/24/2010) [-]
kidding me? I would empty the clip.
User avatar #7 - codmw (03/23/2010) [-]
this is from blue collar
User avatar #22 - casterfull (03/24/2010) [-]
my pics in that pic
User avatar #23 to #22 - Denmark (03/24/2010) [-]
lol
#38 to #22 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [-]
my pics in this comment section
User avatar #84 - NMG (03/24/2010) [-]
I like how he is just blatantly honest about being a sniper...
#92 - NextGenUpdate (03/24/2010) [-]
**NextGenUpdate rolls 160,004,990** Looks like that pool boy...

*Puts on sunglasses*
Got blown
User avatar #66 - ScottishPirate (03/24/2010) [-]
i like how the gun is resting on the guys head.
User avatar #80 - TwistedBamboozler (03/24/2010) [-]
One of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time, you win sir.
User avatar #69 - SirPrize (03/24/2010) [-]
I still don't get why the sniper would want to save the guy 1,000$

Funny joke nonetheless
#70 to #69 - anon (03/24/2010) [-]
His dick was in her mouth...Derp.
User avatar #73 to #70 - SirPrize (03/24/2010) [-]
I got that. But the sniper is telling the guy not to pay him 1k, not exactly clever.
#76 to #73 - anon (03/24/2010) [-]
Well, instead of paying 2000 for two shots, he'll only have to pay for one - alas he saves 1000!
User avatar #77 to #76 - Longcatisloooooong (03/24/2010) [-]
I threatened to DDOS funnyjunk and all I got was my comments changed into this. I am absolutely begging for some cock.
User avatar #82 to #77 - SirPrize (03/24/2010) [-]
Thank you!
#99 to #82 - MrChuckles (03/24/2010) [-]
wait. so who DIDNT get that? i mean really?
User avatar #140 to #99 - SirPrize (03/24/2010) [-]
The guys above ^
#81 to #76 - Is that a nipple (03/24/2010) [-]
The sniper charges the guy who is being cheated on 1k for each shot, for profit. Therefore why would he want to gain 1k less?
User avatar #78 to #76 - SirPrize (03/24/2010) [-]
Oh god.
Okay, let me try to explain this the easy way. The sniper gets paid for the shots, right? So if he shoots twice he gets 2,000 $, great!
Now, instead of gaining 2,000$, he will get 1,000 $, would you do that if you were a sniper?
User avatar #71 to #69 - ploppup (03/24/2010) [-]
mouth+dick=????= 2 shots in one
#85 to #69 - MadJoker (03/24/2010) [-]
its a joke
understand it
User avatar #162 to #69 - xXxgothxlovexXx (03/24/2010) [-]
O.O your avatar is so pret- HHHHRRRRRRNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!
User avatar #35 - Cambro (03/24/2010) [-]
"she never let ME finish with a money shot! FUUUUUU-!"
User avatar #17 - Xan Krieger (03/24/2010) [-]
Epic win.
User avatar #136 - sonik (03/24/2010) [-]
'head' shot ;-)
User avatar #132 - Mizzybee (03/24/2010) [-]
i love that joke! LARRY THE CABLE GUY FTW!
#128 - laminabro **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [-]
FAIL! " I made this entirely on my own"
what about the meme that you stole from 4chan?
User avatar #104 - Perplexity (03/24/2010) [-]
Thanks for the disclaimer on the joke, I was about to go off on you.
User avatar #103 - XAnubusX (03/24/2010) [-]
I love being a pool boy.
User avatar #83 - shammalamma (03/24/2010) [-]
This comic was completely and utterly meh. I did chuckle a bit though, so It's thumb worthy.
#79 - anon (03/24/2010) [-]
didn't bill engvall say this too? o_o
+1
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User avatar #101 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (03/24/2010) [-]
How the **** do you get a sniper onto a golf course?
User avatar #102 to #101 - ZombiesAteMe (03/24/2010) [-]
put it in with your clubs obviously
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