Twilight Truth Revealed. Old Idea, new comic. /funny_pictures/2910716/You+Want+You+Lose/. Bella choosing between.. vampire, aka LIVING DEAD Werewolf aka A BEAST
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Twilight Truth Revealed

Bella choosing between..
vampire, aka LIVING DEAD Werewolf aka A BEAST
Team Edward Team Jacob
Isn' t this stupid series just a messed up
way of choosing between...
NECROPHILIA
BEASTIALITY
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Submitted: 11/21/2011
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#39 - Kooby **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #76 to #39 - deathzor (11/21/2011) [-]
try zooskool
User avatar #244 to #39 - Shmuck (11/22/2011) [-]
Shouldn't it be all guys?
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#14 - Seikyuu (11/21/2011) [-]
Twilight is the most retarded thing I've ever read. It has been proven that it is impossible to be in love with multiple people at once. To all women out there! If you're having a problem deciding between two guys, chances are you don't like either. You just don't want to be the only girl not in a relationship. This book is for the shallow high-school girl, and is pathetic. I don't care that it's a romance novel, I actually like romantic stuff most of the time. But this is grad A ******** . Just pathetic. It defies the laws of biology (dead guys can't get erections) and psychology (stated earlier). If I had the most perfect girlfriend who said she liked Twilight, I would just leave without saying a thing. **** you Twilight.
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User avatar #38 to #14 - KiyoTheYoYo (11/21/2011) [-]
"It has been proven that it is impossible to be in love with multiple people at once. "
Bella wasn't in love with Jacob. And its a ******* fiction novel.
"To all women out there! If you're having a problem deciding between two guys, chances are you don't like either. You just don't want to be the only girl not in a relationship."
You can LIKE two people at the same time, and you can like them an equal amount, just because you don't LOVE them doesn't mean you dont like them. I dont believe in love at first sight, only lust.
"It defies the laws of biology"
Most fantasy stories do.
"and psychology"
Pretty sure most fiction writers dont know everything about psychology. Of course there's gonna be flaws.
"If I had the most perfect girlfriend who said she liked Twilight, I would just leave without saying a thing."
You're an idiot.
User avatar #187 to #14 - rhinoraptor (11/21/2011) [-]
Defies the laws of psychology? The **** , as if anything of psychology is certain. Nothing is a "law," it's all in theory.


And if you had "the most perfect girlfriend," she wouldn't be very perfect if she had something you'd leave her for. Specially something as trivial as a freaking book. You call those Twilight fans pathetic, but you'd leave "the most perfect girl" for simply liking a book of entertainment. Sure, they're pathetic, but you're the idiot in the end.
User avatar #160 to #14 - wiredguy (11/21/2011) [-]
Actually, no... You can :\
If you have a norepinephrine deficiency...
And dead people can get erections, if reactions with bacteria take place within the blood before decomposition it can cause a rise in liquid pressure, filling the erectile tissue and causing an erection. Though you are right anyway, it is stated that Edward does not circulate blood.
And Blazikengirl is right, Bella has no difficulty choosing between Jacob and Edward, she just loves Jacob as a friend (which I believe to be an interesting psychological theory, that there is more than just romantic and family love but whatever, won't make you read it). It's him that is obsessed with her. You only see it like this because you've probably decided you won't like it and there's nothing that will change your mind.
But I concede, it is quite hollow, did you ever notice how Bella is never really given much of a description other than 'pale?' People think that this is so the teenage-girl reader can easily see themselves as Bella, it's a very slippery writing tactic and I think less of her for it. I'm not saying the books are good, no in fact I've read each of them twice and the romantic plot was sort of an illusion, the stuff that made me really get into it was the supernatural plot, it was very well structured and mostly self-comprised.
I'm not ever going to change your view, I just wanted to throw some information out there in a civilized manner.
But the people who made the movies and people who liked the movies can be flown into the sun for all I care. Utter **** and a taint on Pattinson's great acting record :(
User avatar #23 to #14 - Blazikengirl (11/21/2011) [-]
I agree that twilight is pretty **** , but I've read the books and Bella is basically only in love with Edward, she just kissed Jacob.

I agree with the rest of your comment though.
#17 to #14 - anon (11/21/2011) [-]
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#21 to #17 - sobedragon (11/21/2011) [-]
Keep it up!!!!! this might help, idk, depends on your taste....
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User avatar #320 to #21 - zionsype (11/22/2011) [-]
You better came back again later?
But then who was shout?
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User avatar #105 to #17 - killerliquid (11/21/2011) [-]
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#90 - thatkidwiththeface (11/21/2011) [-]
I don't like Twilight , but why don't we just stop making Twilight posts, they're getting ******* annoying and very repetitive
#304 - zxcbear (11/22/2011) [-]
**zxcbear rolled a random image** Bestiality I choose you!!!
#162 to #161 - lionsfan (11/21/2011) [-]
**lionsfan rolled a random image** why not zoidberg?
User avatar #203 - SteelSammich (11/21/2011) [-]
this series teaches (along with many, many others):
necrophilia
beastiality
getting married then knocked up right out of high school
and having a boyfriend/girlfriend is more important than anything else
User avatar #307 - ihadtopickaname (11/22/2011) [-]
I don't watch Twilight,never have and never will,because if i honestly wanted to see a shirtless sparkling guy,I'd go to a gay club.
#260 - koopakiller (11/22/2011) [-]
y'all can keep your Team Edward... I'm on Team Alphonse.
#211 - indianboi (11/21/2011) [-]
**indianboi rolled a random image**  
What I do to bitches that like twilight
**indianboi rolled a random image**
What I do to bitches that like twilight
#34 - thepopsicle (11/21/2011) [-]
**thepopsicle rolled a random image** That aint right!
#35 - anon (11/21/2011) [-]
HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE.

Oh wait, it's all over the internet. Not original. You suck.
User avatar #202 - auesis (11/21/2011) [-]
That's not the worst part about it. The worst part is that Bella Swan is just a dumbass in distress with no real development. She is just a shell of a human being which Meyer has crafted specifically to let daydreaming tween girls fill that shell with themselves, therefore making them think that it's actually a good, relatable story. I mean for ****** sake, she's so worthless that when Edward leaves her to keep her safe, she JUMPS OFF A ******* CLIFF TO FORCE HIM TO RUSH BACK AND SAVE HER. Who the **** is that dependent on someone else and is considered a hero or a heroine?!
User avatar #215 to #202 - minecraftgirl (11/22/2011) [-]
This is EXACTLY what Bella really is. A whiny, uber-dependant, shell of a character. You were spot on with the analysis that Bella is barely characterized so that teen girls can fill her with themselves.
User avatar #218 to #215 - auesis (11/22/2011) [-]
Why thank you, ma'am (assuming from your username).
User avatar #220 to #218 - minecraftgirl (11/22/2011) [-]
You're welcome. (And yes, you're correct.)
User avatar #224 to #202 - shekoru (11/22/2011) [-]
you sir have sound logic. so sound i actually read all that.
#104 - gasaraki (11/21/2011) [-]
This joke's old as hell, it might as well be a repost.
#33 - amil (11/21/2011) [-]
#296 - nocturnoser (11/22/2011) [-]
Why not Zoidberg?
User avatar #315 to #296 - thetattooedone (11/22/2011) [-]
As said in the description: "Old Idea, new comic." He does not claim it as OC.
#300 - snapbackdrew (11/22/2011) [-]
YOU HAVE A VALID POINT
YOU HAVE A VALID POINT
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#60 - dementedllama (11/21/2011) [-]
I hereby declare, from this day until I draw my last breath, or the lame jokes stop circulating.. Every time someone mentions Twilight, or things associated with Twilight, I will deny any knowledge of it's existence.   
  
"Hey, do you like Twilight?" "What's Twilight? Never heard of it.".   
  
Problem solved.
I hereby declare, from this day until I draw my last breath, or the lame jokes stop circulating.. Every time someone mentions Twilight, or things associated with Twilight, I will deny any knowledge of it's existence.

"Hey, do you like Twilight?" "What's Twilight? Never heard of it.".

Problem solved.
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