HOW TO MAKE THE FRONT PAGE
Noobs guide to
MAKING THE FRONT PAGE
Funnyjunk is a very hypocritical webbsite, that can
hate one thing but love that same thing in a
different way, some examples below..
Repost Comp of Reposts I‘
Sickipedia Joke Joke from Family guy
Funnyjunk' s population consists of a shitload of
kiddies, who arepost plain retarded. These are the
people who clap like seals and thumb up posts.
These are the people you want to target.
if funnyjunk love one thing, its shitty
overused memes and horrible MS paint
comics. Making them is easy, it usually
involves a simple copy/ paste. So how do I
make mine stand out?
There are a few simple things that you can add to
your comic to increase the amount of thumbs you
get, things that funnyjunk like, Here are a few..
Talk about how much you love Bacon.
Talk about how much you love Skyrim.
Talk about how much you love weed.
Talk about how bad Call of duty is
Talk about Pokemon
Talk about Minecraft
Use "", it will guarantee comments.
Agree with the magority.
It really is that easy!
Below is a fine example of this by a
fucking idiot user: brodium
Comedic genius my ass.
I was Bacon.
bacon playing Mtter
See how easy that was?
l bet you could make that in a matter
of 5 minutes.
Funnyjunkers nowadays are like a herd of
sheep, they will like what everyone else likes.
Therefore it is vital you do not disagree with
ANYONE or you will get thumbed down.
Stating your opinion is always a mistake unless
you agree with the majority.
Here is a list of things you
should like and dislike
according to funnyjunk.
Pokemon (sst gen only)
Legend of Zelda
The key to this final part is to be the most
talentless douchebag on the website.
Only then will you reach the top.
Slander people like Arnoldbusk, who work tirelessly
to make to only get less thumbs than your 5
minute rage comic, that will show everyone your
dominance. Good luck and funnyjunking!
The truth hurts,
doesn' t it?
is turning into the biggest steaming pile wtfshit since myspace