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HOW TO MAKE THE FRONT PAGE

A sarcastic rant on how this website is full of hypocritical 12 year old sheep.
Controversial Post is Controversial.

The complete
Funny Funny
Noobs guide to
MAKING THE FRONT PAGE
Step 1
The Basics
Funnyjunk is a very hypocritical webbsite, that can
hate one thing but love that same thing in a
different way, some examples below..
Repost Comp of Reposts I‘
Funny
Sickipedia Joke Joke from Family guy
Funnyjunk' s population consists of a ******** of
kiddies, who arepost plain retarded. These are the
people who clap like seals and thumb up posts.
These are the people you want to target.
Step 2
The content.
if funnyjunk love one thing, its ******
overused memes and horrible MS paint
comics. Making them is easy, it usually
involves a simple copy/ paste. So how do I
make mine stand out?
There are a few simple things that you can add to
your comic to increase the amount of thumbs you
get, things that funnyjunk like, Here are a few..
Add boobs
Talk about how much you love Bacon.
Talk about how much you love Skyrim.
Talk about how much you love weed.
Talk about how bad Call of duty is
Talk about Pokemon
Talk about Minecraft
Add Nostalgia
Use "", it will guarantee comments.
Agree with the magority.
It really is that easy!
Below is a fine example of this by a
******* idiot user: brodium
Commenly
Comedic Genius\
Comedic genius my ass.
I was Bacon.
bacon playing Mtter
See how easy that was?
l bet you could make that in a matter
of 5 minutes.
Step 3
Your opinion
Funnyjunkers nowadays are like a herd of
sheep, they will like what everyone else likes.
Therefore it is vital you do not disagree with
ANYONE or you will get thumbed down.
Stating your opinion is always a mistake unless
you agree with the majority.
Here is a list of things you
should like and dislike
according to funnyjunk.
LIKE "
Funny
Skyrim
Pokemon (sst gen only)
Legend of Zelda
Weed
PC gaming
Minecraft
Boobs
America
Sexism
Racism
Step 4
Final step
The key to this final part is to be the most
talentless douchebag on the website.
Only then will you reach the top.
Slander people like Arnoldbusk, who work tirelessly
to make to only get less thumbs than your 5
minute rage comic, that will show everyone your
dominance. Good luck and funnyjunking!
The truth hurts,
doesn' t it?
is turning into the biggest steaming pile ******* since myspace
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Submitted: 11/19/2011
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#102 - slaskepott (11/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#118 - peejay ONLINE (11/20/2011) [-]
#21 - bitchimflawless (11/20/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#45 - nsfwpolice **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#125 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2011) [-]
Also rage about Funnyjunk

That's essential
#85 - vanquishyjs (11/20/2011) [-]
i don't want to live on this domain anymore.
i don't want to live on this domain anymore.
#31 - touriopalfreyman (11/20/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I like pokemon.
2nd AND 3rd gens.
What'cha gonna do bout it?
#120 - steelplatypus (11/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I will never make fun of 2nd gen, 2nd gen was the 						****
I will never make fun of 2nd gen, 2nd gen was the ****
+4
#119 - dafydafunk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#93 - velocityshot (11/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who laughed at 'Funnyjunk's populations is a ******** of kiddies, who are plain retarded'?
#86 - jaquepowers (11/20/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Did it ever occur to you that you don't find the site funny anymore because you are growing up? I'm assuming you are an adult by the way you referred to users as "kiddies".
Did it ever occur to you that you don't find the site funny anymore because you are growing up? I'm assuming you are an adult by the way you referred to users as "kiddies".
#97 to #86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2011) [-]
i agree with OP totally - this site is not meant to be for 'kiddies'

I'm 26 and often find content on this site funny, but there is definitely a downward trend of the quality of content. Admittedly i have no problem with the crudity of some content since not everyone can be a genius at photoshop or an artist etc...

but there does seem to be an increasing prevalence of 14 year olds who all just jump on the bandwagon. Bacon, yeah it's good, i like bacon - but i'm not gonna thumb up some **** just because it mentions it. Weed - weed is NOTHING like it is portrayed on this site, the moment the subject of weed comes up i literally skip the content without even finishing to read simply because i do not find the subject amusing in the slightest - i actually find the drug itself unbelievably underwhelming and all those who smoke it tend to be totally boring.

i actually had an account that was banned by the fat black woman in the back of the theater for some douchy reason and have never bothered to create a new account simply because i don't actually give a **** about thumbs, i just wanna see some funny **** - that is becoming less and less common

everyone bitches about 4chan but at the end of the day this site is and always has been a poor 4chan wannabe

inb4 red storm/rage/butthurt
#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** I Like emerald,
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/20/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You know another thing that gets to front page?

Bitching about the stuff that gets to front page, then people start bitching that some people are bitching, and the cycle of bitching continues until the end of time.
#29 to #28 - turtledude (11/20/2011) [-]
Bitchception.
#72 - hulahoopah (11/20/2011) [-]
The sad truth is still the truth.  
  
...Why am I still here?
The sad truth is still the truth.

...Why am I still here?
#61 - localpanda (11/20/2011) [-]
you sir...are my hero
you sir...are my hero
#41 - nimme (11/20/2011) [-]
**nimme rolled a random image** I hate americurrr
User avatar #26 - MegaAwesomeSauce (11/20/2011) [-]
Now this is a rant, Cold, blunt and straight to the point, and better yet, it was written better than I could of written it. Good job on showing people what this site actual is behind all the biased users and general retards
#20 - EmoCookie (11/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i actually like call of duty and gen 2 of pokemon and 4chan isnt that bad but reddit still sucks in my opinion and you forgot my little pony
User avatar #18 - roverhd (11/20/2011) [-]
Thank you for this.

Whenever I even mention reddit (being superior, but in different ways), I get flooded by the red sea of thumbs.
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