My dirty secret. About the poor kid saving up and getting smashed chocolate - I'm pretty sure that if somebody really cared he would notice that the candy is cr candy
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - desodomizer
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Every time I go to the supermarket and buy a candy bar I am forced to eat a smashed one, because some asshole I'm sure has crushed them. So I go home and beat my butler savagely.
#57 to #5 - harryballzack
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the amount of win this comment has is unreal.
have a T-shirt.
#130 to #5 - batmansgirlfriend
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For some reason I read that as 'Eat my Butter savagely'.
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User avatar #92 to #90 - sousaphonics
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Trust me, delete this comment. I ****** up on that one... yep. ****** up pretty hard.
#120 to #59 - anon id: 8d636e55
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Everytime my husband go home from his butler work, he beats me.
So I wait for my son to back from supermarket and beat him.
User avatar #159 to #120 - harryboom
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whenever i get back from the supermarket my mother beats me
so i crush the expensive chocolate bars there to make myself feel better
User avatar #204 to #159 - KwMclovin
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when ever i'm placed on stock some angry boy crushes me so i turn into a PENIS when ever i'm put into someone's mouth.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - helloiloveyou [OP]
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i think about that a lot, but i think that poor kid would check his chocolate before buying. you can feel that it's smashed.
User avatar #6 to #2 - thedrcool
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Not necessarily, and what is the parents bought it for him as a present or something
User avatar #18 to #6 - robobuster
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this reminds me of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
User avatar #7 to #6 - helloiloveyou [OP]
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i just hope for it, and i'm fully aware that what i do isn't very normal
#8 to #7 - anon id: c3d1f611
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yes.
it is normal.
very normal.
you are not alone.
#185 - Fade
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"You know, Billy, since it's your birthday I think you deserve a treat," said Grandpa Jack. Billy could barely contain his enthusiasm. "Really!? Oh boy!" he yelled gleefully. Grandpa Jack chuckled to himself and led the excited boy into the supermarket candy isle.
"Which one can I get, Grandpa?"
"Choose anything, Billy! It's your birthday!"
Billy squeaked with excitement and ran up and down the isle trying to choose. He eventually walked back to Grandpa Jack, his previous mirth forgotten.
"What's wrong?" asked Grandpa.
Billy nodded solemnly. "Daddy talks about how we don't have a lot of money right now, so I don't think I should make you spend it on candy."
Grandpa Jack was touched by the little boy's selflessness, and crouched down to be at eye level with him. "You're a good person, Billy. Your father is right, but I'll be damned if I'll let that spoil your birthday! You go down that isle, Billy, and you pick out the biggest, tastiest treat you see!" Grandpa Jack was almost bowled over by the sudden hug from his grandson. "You're the best Grandpa ever!" Billy shouted before quickly running straight toward the only treat he thought was worth the money. With an ear to ear grin, he showed Grandpa Jack a big packet of chocolate bars.
"This way, I can share with Johnny and Susie next door as well!" he exclaimed happily. Grandpa Jack felt immense pride at the kind nature of his grandson, taking the packet to the checkout and leaving the store. As they walked out of the shopping center and down the long path home, Billy couldn't wait and ripped open the packet. He stopped walking, drawing the attention of Grandpa Jack.
"What's wrong, Billy?" he said as he stepped closer and looked inside the bag. His grandson looked up at him with tearful eyes.
"T-They are all...broken..." Sure enough, when Grandpa peeked inside, there were only crumbled broken pieces of chocolate. Billy cried and Grandpa hugged him.
"Who...Who would d-do that, Grandpa?"
"Some complete *******, Billy."
#193 to #185 - xombium
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This isnt 4chan, buddy.
User avatar #196 to #193 - Fade
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Your observational skills astound me.
#218 to #193 - waitwhaaa
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And your point is....?
And your point is....?
#226 to #185 - ToothHurty
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Yes.
#216 to #185 - fuckyouimspiderman
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#234 to #185 - levt
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User avatar #202 to #185 - wrought
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*Charlie Bucket.
#192 to #185 - saxophan
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#188 to #185 - grimmwaters
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#40 - thornberry
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User avatar #44 - ivandude
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YOU DOUCHE. I was a poor kid, and i would save up my pennies for them expensive chocolate bars, it broke my heart when they are broken. You are ****** up.
#69 to #44 - anon id: 1367e105
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your mom's so poor that she walks down the street with one shoe, and if people ask her if she lost a shoe she sais "no, i found one"
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#241 - ICanThePowerr
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> At store one day as a child
> Parents don't let me eat candy
> I've saved up for a king sized snicker from change that I've found on the ground
> Took me a long ass time
> Find my candy
> I haven't even reached puberty yet, but I creamed my pants looking at that ************
> Take to check out
> Not even tall enough to see over the check out counter
> Hand the woman my money
> Leave store happily
> About to open my candy bar as I'm walking home (My house was only a minute or two down the street)
> Some ******** on a bike rides up to me, pushes me down, takes my hat, my gloves, and my beloved chocolate
> Cry
> Go home and tell dad that my candy was stolen
> GET GROUNDED FOR BUYING CANDY ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO EAT IT
User avatar #244 to #241 - rjgnal
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i lold at your misery
#245 to #244 - ICanThePowerr
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#249 to #245 - rjgnal
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User avatar #261 to #244 - plazmaflare
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i shall lol at your red thumbs. here i go. "HAH!"
#263 to #241 - iliketrainsalot
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I'm so sorry :'(
#60 - hockeykicksass
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User avatar #65 to #60 - acidtrunks
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**acidtrunks will go hardcore**
User avatar #84 to #65 - wumbologyexpert
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**wumbologyexpert will watch**
User avatar #70 - painballwiz
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That or you disappoint all the poor kids who scrimped and saved for that candybar for months.
#256 - minicarpie
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pic related...
#56 - ragingbrony
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