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#21 - circleofsun
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(11/18/2011) [-]
#762 to #21 - anon
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(11/19/2011) [-]
yo i was high when i read this and now i have a headache...
#767 to #762 - nickychan
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(11/19/2011) [-]
SO HARDCORE
#782 to #767 - gnillort
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(11/19/2011) [-]
here you go, man. use this next time.
#783 to #762 - jlhaehl
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(11/19/2011) [-]
assholes like you continue the stereotype that cannabis smokers are all dumb, please grab a bottle of drano from under the sink and drink as much as you can for the bestest high ever
#577 to #21 - SolomonGrundy **User deleted account**
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#760 to #21 - tonyspinners
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(11/19/2011) [-]
What if the original creator of Conspiracy Keanu is Keanu himself and he's just trying to hide his fail thinking by making it a funny meme, but he's actually serious about the questions he posts?
#216 to #21 - Lilmanjak
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Enter Shikari!
#746 to #216 - tokiopop
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FELLOW LION!
#811 to #216 - FiftyOneCal
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Lololol
#700 to #216 - iBrian **User deleted account**
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#802 to #700 - Lilmanjak
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(11/20/2011) [-]
i became jealous 3 words ago
#610 to #21 - SolomonGrundy **User deleted account**
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#642 to #610 - anon
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(11/19/2011) [-]
Well they're doing a damn good job.
#102 - MGK
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#600 to #137 - MGK
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yep lol i had already deleted 5 comments in the last 24 hours so i had to leave 2 there
#609 to #600 - srgnomnomnom **User deleted account**
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#791 to #137 - Aspirin
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You are a God amongst men
#106 to #105 - monotuei ONLINE
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#768 to #106 - xIArcticIx
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**xIArcticIx rolls 67** Hmm. Very Nice Dub
#788 to #105 - raccoonmc **User deleted account**
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#790 to #788 - Aspirin
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(11/19/2011) [-]
hot damn
#134 to #105 - shitshitshit
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(11/18/2011) [-]
nice
#797 to #105 - goatexam
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(11/19/2011) [-]
Word!
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#104 to #103 - MGK
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#111 to #102 - MGK
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#60 - Fgner ONLINE
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Well if you want to be technical, Diatomic oxygen causes oxidation in our cells, which is the reason we age. Air actually is one of the main reasons we die of old age... Just saiyan.
#492 to #60 - majorasworld
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(11/18/2011) [-]
But you can't die from old age!

Being older can make you more at risk of death, but is never the actual cause.
#774 to #492 - Fgner ONLINE
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(11/19/2011) [-]
When you "die," most of the cells in your body live on for anywhere from hours to days (depending on how healthy they are). Whether you get hit by a bus or are too old you die because vital organs or cells shut down... Because that is what death always is, that is death, and therefore "dieing" of old age is the same kind of death as anything...
#726 to #60 - anon
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I thought it was also the fact that the oxygen affects mitosis, as mitosis is a certain length when we are born, and while it multiplies it eventually does not copy that same length again, thus the difference between wrinkly people in their 80's and young-celled people in their 20's
#776 to #726 - Fgner ONLINE
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*sigh* The real technicals then? So the real fact we die is because the human DNA contains telomeres. These are blank spots on the chromosomes, a buffer zone if you will. It allows for mistakes to be made as it splits during mitosis and not affect any part of the vital DNA. However, after massive a massive number of (or unlucky) replications, the chromosomes start ripping vital data off instead of this buffer zone. When too much is lost we reach the Hayflick limit. This is the point where the cells genetic information is so damaged, it no longer is capable of reproducing or the mitochondria undergo apoptosis. We regrow telomere of course, but only an enzyme called telomerase. However, this also greatly increases the chance of cancer. Our bodies made the trade-off long ago to turn off telomerase production so we would have a shorter life that wasn't riddled with cancer. How does oxidation have to do with this? Oxidation Stress can greatly affect the location of the tear in the chromosomes as well as damage the telomerase production. It can also just cause cells to shut down or become cancerous. Wrinkly Old people are like that only because the percentage of water composition goes down, about 55% on average, rather than the 80% of adults. The less water means less plumpness of cells which mean everything gets skinnier. The wrinkles are essentially the same thing as when a really fat person gets liposuction and they have that flab of skin left over! YAY!
#583 to #60 - salmonofdoubt
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That awkward moment when that's EXACTLY what we talked about in Chem class today...
#775 to #583 - Fgner ONLINE
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**Fgner rolled a random image** What do scientists do with their dead? BARIUM! So some gold walks into a bar and the bartender goes "AU! Get out the bar!"
**Fgner rolled a random image** What do scientists do with their dead? BARIUM! So some gold walks into a bar and the bartender goes "AU! Get out the bar!"
#80 to #60 - keiishiyama
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(11/18/2011) [-]
KNOWLEDGE.
KNOWLEDGE.
#777 to #80 - Fgner ONLINE
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(11/19/2011) [-]
Look at my reply to anon on this comment >=D If you liked this, your mind will explode then.
#73 to #60 - inbeforeherpes
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You deserve a brofist, but you get a "holy ****" from me. Well done.
#778 to #73 - Fgner ONLINE
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Look at my reply to anon on this comment >=D If you liked this, your mind will explode then.
#74 to #60 - winners
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scumbag oxygen
#91 to #74 - paintmered
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Isn't that sort of an OXY-moron?
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#17 - renecyril
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**renecyril rolled a random image** dubs if pony
#18 to #17 - renecyril
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**renecyril rolls 25** see
#19 to #18 - renecyril
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dammit
#23 to #17 - jesuslizardftw
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**jesuslizardftw rolls 68** lemme check my pockets
#24 to #23 - jesuslizardftw
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nope nothing
#25 to #17 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 94** Maybe i have one lying around
#28 to #25 - anon
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#721 to #28 - lolkpop
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#748 to #721 - jacofhearts
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(11/19/2011) [-]
Keyyyyyyyyyy :D
#244 - Thehomelessman
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Stop breathing, you'll live infinitely
#255 to #244 - bananaananas
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(11/18/2011) [-]
well.. troll science never fails to amaze me
#65 - captainkinesis
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Wait a second... so the trees are poisoning us!
#66 to #65 - ScottyAlexander
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What a Twist huh?
#331 to #66 - tharic
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VW batle! **** yeah!! such a ****** car
#447 to #331 - duffy
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wut
#39 - automaticniggazsho
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(11/18/2011) [-]
poisonous gas, you say?
#11 - righteyebrow
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(11/18/2011) [-]
Trivia: Keanu Reeves is immortal.
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#297 - daisuke
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#608 - sabbath
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**sabbath rolls 111**

Trips.
#613 to #608 - sabbath
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umad?
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#630 to #608 - cowjuice
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**cowjuice rolled a random image**
mfw
#622 to #608 - highfromcost
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