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Conspiracy Keanu

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Submitted: 11/18/2011
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#810 - plataeiou (12/05/2011) [-]
Gotta love air pollution!  
Hey you! Yes, you, the person on facebook! Hai.
Gotta love air pollution!
Hey you! Yes, you, the person on facebook! Hai.
User avatar #809 - olafoneeye (12/02/2011) [-]
all the gasses that make up air are poisonous in the right doses.
#808 - basham (12/01/2011) [-]
**basham rolled a random image posted at comment #592744 by lyrabrony at My Little Pony ** mfw
#807 - undeadwolf (11/25/2011) [-]
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#806 - drumle (11/22/2011) [-]
**drumle rolled a random image** mfw
#805 - ukonge (11/22/2011) [-]
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User avatar #801 - notanonnow (11/20/2011) [-]
jesus christ i fucking love these
User avatar #795 - jakeisgreattt (11/19/2011) [-]
Bill and ted's excellent adventure was just on ITV1 - the whole time i kept saying this :L
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#785 - yokusei (11/19/2011) [-]
**yokusei rolled a random image** real Keanu
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#781 - snustin (11/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #779 - Fgner (11/19/2011) [-]
*sigh* So the real fact we die is because the human DNA contains telomeres. These are blank spots on the chromosomes, a buffer zone if you will. It allows for mistakes to be made as it splits during mitosis and not affect any part of the vital DNA. However, after massive a massive number of (or unlucky) replications, the chromosomes start ripping vital data off instead of this buffer zone. When too much is lost we reach the Hayflick limit. This is the point where the cells genetic information is so damaged, it no longer is capable of reproducing or the mitochondria undergo apoptosis. We regrow telomere of course, but only an enzyme called telomerase. However, this also greatly increases the chance of cancer. Our bodies made the trade-off long ago to turn off telomerase production so we would have a shorter life that wasn't riddled with cancer. How does oxidation have to do with this? Oxidation Stress can greatly affect the location of the tear in the chromosomes as well as damage the telomerase production. It can also just cause cells to shut down or become cancerous. Wrinkly Old people are like that only because the percentage of water composition goes down, about 55% on average, rather than the 80% of adults. The less water means less plumpness of cells which mean everything gets skinnier. The wrinkles are essentially the same thing as when a really fat person gets liposuction and they have that flab of skin left over! YAY!
#803 to #779 - anonymous (11/21/2011) [-]
dude, its great that you know that and all and maybe someday you can help slow aging, but its a meme. no one really cares.
#804 to #803 - Fgner (11/21/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** This is why we don't give you people the cure for cancer... Oh yes, we have that by the way... But no one really cares after all... So we keep it to ourselves and take your gullible cancer research money... But you don't care right?
**Fgner rolled a random image** This is why we don't give you people the cure for cancer... Oh yes, we have that by the way... But no one really cares after all... So we keep it to ourselves and take your gullible cancer research money... But you don't care right?
#759 - likeoneninja (11/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #765 to #751 - omgwtfwhoami (11/19/2011) [-]
dont try to repost a top comment
#769 to #765 - herashak (11/19/2011) [-]
Sorry
#780 to #769 - Fgner (11/19/2011) [-]
**Fgner rolled a random image** why should we accept.
#800 to #780 - herashak (11/19/2011) [-]
because your a little bitch
#750 - zombieassassin (11/19/2011) [-]
Interesting...
#747 - StrawhatBrian (11/19/2011) [-]
**StrawhatBrian rolled a random image** <- What I fear.
#743 - drhoffable (11/19/2011) [-]
YES, air has many "bad things" in it, in some areas of the world every breath u take is equal to a cigarette...
if all of use wore oxygen masks 24/7 our population would most likely live into the hundreds, but the one problem is oxygen is VERY addictive, so once u use and oxygen mask for a long period of time, your body wont be able to breathe without it.... therefor... killing us.... so basically to sum it up....


WE'RE ALWAYS FUCKED.
User avatar #753 to #743 - anonymoose ONLINE (11/19/2011) [-]
Breathing in pure oxygen is very unhealthy and can be toxic.
#752 to #743 - LaughAtYou (11/19/2011) [-]
Of course oxygen is fucking addictive. Without it we die....
#755 to #752 - drhoffable (11/19/2011) [-]
im talking about PURE OXYGEN, your body gets used to the 100% oxygen, so once u take it off, your barely recieving 60% oxygen, your body will go into shock therefor, smart ass, YOU DIE.
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