Jesus Needs to Step it Up. HOLY !! MY FIRST TIME IN TOP 40!! THANKS FUNNYJUNK!!! I added this last night. then slept, went to school, came home and this was the the game
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Jesus Needs to Step it Up

 
Jesus Needs to Step it Up. HOLY !! MY FIRST TIME IN TOP 40!! THANKS FUNNYJUNK!!! I added this last night. then slept, went to school, came home and this was the

HOLY **** !! MY FIRST TIME IN TOP 40!! THANKS FUNNYJUNK!!!
I added this last night. then slept, went to school, came home and this was the best surprise of all month.
Not enuf game jesus

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Dad games home drunk and mad, he pulls out a gun and shoots his wife and turns ts
the gun himself and pulls the trigger, The lime girl sits behind a mum crying. The
police came and tank the lime girl tn a new family, and she went ts her first Sunday
school at church, She walks past the building and sees a pictue of Jesus an the cross,
the cross?" the Teacher replied ‘He never did' then the lime girl argued "tes he did,
Beacuse the night that my mommy and daddy died he sat next ten me behind the
mum, telling me everything was going ts be alright', 66 M, of you went post this, But
remember what the bible say' s 'Deny me in front of your friends and i shall Deny you
in front of my feather"
here the **** was Jesus when Daddy was
getting drunk and shooting people? Dude needs tn step his game the
**** up.
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Submitted: 11/18/2011
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#7 - yournewdad (11/18/2011) [-]
**** THIS ****
#157 - grimmwaters (11/18/2011) [-]
Jesus was lagging, man.
User avatar #229 to #29 - corsairjoshua ONLINE (11/18/2011) [-]
This is a hundred times funnier when you see the top half of the picture first! :D
User avatar #6 - Dizzay (11/18/2011) [-]
How did that man............................................................................. ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................................ ................................................................... get off the cross?
User avatar #30 to #6 - larski (11/18/2011) [-]
THEN WHO WAS CROSS?!?!?!
#103 - gitchwatombo (11/18/2011) [-]
**gitchwatombo rolled a random image** What Jesus was doing
**gitchwatombo rolled a random image** What Jesus was doing
#106 to #103 - anon (11/18/2011) [-]
Never read that part of the Bible.
#173 - berryblossomreborn (11/18/2011) [-]
LOL dude I already got nailed to a cross I dont want to get shot too.
#86 - anon (11/18/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** Where jesus was.
#179 - iamphoenix (11/18/2011) [-]
I couldn't find my 'Take Me Jesus' gif, so here's Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman.
I couldn't find my 'Take Me Jesus' gif, so here's Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman.
User avatar #187 to #179 - rosieistrollin (11/18/2011) [-]
..source?
User avatar #189 to #187 - planbskaterb (11/18/2011) [-]
the black swan..
#192 to #187 - anon (11/18/2011) [-]
I think its Black Swan?
#152 - spyronos (11/18/2011) [-]
He was playing a concert
#164 to #152 - drumlegend (11/18/2011) [-]
That's where he was hiding
#19 - patchei (11/18/2011) [-]
Can't interfere with free will :L
#31 to #19 - figosound (11/18/2011) [-]
And with the will to live?
#208 to #19 - gimmebackmygoose (11/18/2011) [-]
yall 			******		 can't free me?  
  
FUK DAT 			****		!
yall ****** can't free me?

FUK DAT **** !
#17 - mapton (11/18/2011) [-]
#200 - anoned (11/18/2011) [-]
**anoned rolled a random image** What Jesus did to me.
User avatar #209 to #200 - northquill (11/18/2011) [-]
He turned you into a Katy Perry fan?
User avatar #201 to #200 - gtocforyou (11/18/2011) [-]
**** , he turned you into a bag.
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#73 - klien (11/18/2011) [-]
#220 - rel (11/18/2011) [-]
#182 - FightClub (11/18/2011) [-]
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jesus is coming for your ass, **** ­ers!
User avatar #190 to #182 - cossackwhoop (11/18/2011) [-]
but jesus was a ******
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