Fuck Twilight. Top 10? YEAH! Omg first ever front page thanks guys Justin Bieber. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers his customer, “This i Fuck bitches
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Fuck Twilight

Fuck Twilight. Top 10? YEAH! Omg first ever front page thanks guys Justin Bieber. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers his customer, “This i

Top 10? **** YEAH!

Omg first ever front page thanks guys

**** Justin Bieber

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers his customer, “This is the dumbest kid
in the werld. Watch while I prove it to you." The
barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes
the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?'
said the barber. 'That kid never learns!" Later,
when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out ofthe ice cream store.
Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did
you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the dollar, the game is overd"
iiye))
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#205 - xmdignx (11/17/2011) [-]
1)Make title to attract readers
2)Repost old joke
3)...
4)Profit Frontpage
User avatar #214 to #205 - corpsgrinder (11/17/2011) [-]
It's too easy to get on front page and people is giving thumbs to everything. I never thumb anything unless I laugh of the content.
User avatar #218 to #205 - simplescience (11/17/2011) [-]
I completely agree with you, and look at it this way. At least the title didn't have the word Skyrim in it (for once).
#105 - juscuz (11/17/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #152 to #105 - PadreRasta (11/17/2011) [-]
This episode is great!! I watched it yesterday...Again...
User avatar #26 - veryevilmen ONLINE (11/17/2011) [-]
A repost, a mention of hating twilight, and a mention of hating Justin Bieber... Zeus himself cant stop this post from reaching the front page
#18 - Thehomelessman (11/17/2011) [-]
How does this pertain to Twilight??
User avatar #270 to #18 - Thehomelessman (11/17/2011) [-]
.....holy.... ****
User avatar #19 to #18 - Wildvine (11/17/2011) [-]
it's probably only to get attention.
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User avatar #9 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (11/17/2011) [-]
the barber after 30 days: what the **** did i spend my salary on?
#150 - paulthehero (11/17/2011) [-]
Makes me wonder why he picked the quarters at the beginning of the game...
User avatar #167 to #150 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (11/17/2011) [-]
Maybe back then he was young and naive.
#165 - irockyouhard (11/17/2011) [-]
how is this worthy of a " **** Twilight" title when there is no twilight funny/ reference. Anyone else notice that or just me?
User avatar #211 to #165 - ultrarobbie (11/17/2011) [-]
If you put something that everyone relates to/feels the same way about as a title it will attract people to it. It's stupid.
User avatar #212 to #211 - irockyouhard (11/17/2011) [-]
Then actually post about it. People are such thumb whores.
User avatar #215 to #212 - ultrarobbie (11/17/2011) [-]
Exactly.
#170 to #165 - FatherPedobear (11/17/2011) [-]
tryin to reel in the views i guess.
#117 - iantheoreo (11/17/2011) [-]
I love how Twilight had nothing to do with this post.
#46 - sircool (11/17/2011) [-]
you just did everything funny junk loves. Tell an actually good joke, repost, and a retarded hatred for justin bieber and/or twilight missing the fact it's the fans people hate.
#4 - bagofshenanigans (11/16/2011) [-]
Not bad.
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#91 - martialnorris (11/17/2011) [-]
**martialnorris rolls 99**
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#94 to #91 - warcrytr has deleted their comment [-]
#131 to #91 - adunsaveme (11/17/2011) [-]
**adunsaveme rolled a random image** You must be a wizard!
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#95 to #91 - anon (11/17/2011) [-]
Generally, When I look at the picture, it's before the actual comment. so my mind processes the picture first before I'm even about to comprehend the text based comment.... You sir, just went from step 1. (my mind: wow, Charlie Sheen pic for dubs? man he's got this, if not I'm dissapoint) to step 2. (My mind: HOLY **** THIS MOTHER ****** GOT DUBS! SWEET. Lol.... I myself have never rolled, never will. and I aim to keep it that way. [not logged in, username: Lythrohg])
#119 to #95 - thexxtalonxx (11/17/2011) [-]
All those words just to say, "Nice roll bro."
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User avatar #98 to #92 - winning (11/17/2011) [-]
What are you sorry for?
#62 - wyvrn (11/17/2011) [-]
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#78 to #51 - teenagedrebel (11/17/2011) [-]
That's actually ******* amazing x'D
#39 - xlilevilangelx (11/17/2011) [-]
**xlilevilangelx rolled a random image**
**xlilevilangelx rolled a random image**
#89 to #39 - anon (11/17/2011) [-]
Do want source on this....
#248 - creamNscream (11/17/2011) [-]
Not sure if hating on gay vampire....

Or pony....
User avatar #223 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2011) [-]
I don't use dollars, so just so i know what i'm laughing at- two quatres are worth 50 cents, right? And there's 100 cents to the dollar?
User avatar #224 to #223 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/17/2011) [-]
You're correct sir.
#226 to #224 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2011) [-]
Ah, thankyou. Here, have a yummy yummy dollar.
User avatar #227 to #226 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/17/2011) [-]
A fried dollar. The founding fathers would be proud.

Btw, what country are you from (just wondering?)
User avatar #233 to #230 - manofbeardliness ONLINE (11/17/2011) [-]
Japan?
User avatar #236 to #233 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2011) [-]
Touche. Nope.
#241 to #236 - anon (11/17/2011) [-]
?
?
User avatar #242 to #241 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2011) [-]
eeeeeh this guy knows.
User avatar #246 to #242 - theforeseen (11/17/2011) [-]
england ^_^
#250 to #246 - Loppytaffy (11/17/2011) [-]
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

#251 to #250 - theforeseen (11/17/2011) [-]
doctor who for the win my friend :)
doctor who for the win my friend :)
User avatar #253 to #252 - theforeseen (11/17/2011) [-]
haha you are one awesome person ^_^
#265 to #219 - teenagedrebel (11/17/2011) [-]
OP here and may I just say I have never laughed to hard at a comment on my content x'D thumbs for you good sir! XD
#269 to #265 - mikkicool (11/17/2011) [-]
Awesome, thanks =)
#75 - yournewdad (11/17/2011) [-]
Oh look, he hates Twilight and Justin Bieber!

Better thumb him up!


OP, you probably would have made front page without this Richard Simmonsgotry... I am dissapoint
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