THE MOUTH OF A CHILD
A teacher is explaining biology to her rrd grade students.
She says, "Human beings are the anly animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand saying," I had a kittykunt who shattered."
The teacher, knowing haw precious same cf these stories are, asked the
girl ta describe the cat.
Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start, and before we knew it,
he jumped aver the fence we cur yard!"
The teacher exclaimed, "That must' been scary,"
The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Stess,
Sass, ' and before she cauld say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the want.