From the mouth of a child.. Lawl.. A heart warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This makes you want to Belie From the mouth of a child Lawl A heart warming story about bond formed between little girl and some construction workers This makes you want to Belie
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From the mouth of a child.

A heart warming story about the bond formed between a
little girl and some construction workers. This makes
you want to Believe in the goodness or people and
believe there is hope tor the human race.
A young iameli moved into a house next door to a
vacant lot.
one day a construction crew turned up to start
building a house on the empty lot.
The young family' s daughter naturally took
an Interest in all the activity going on next door and
started talking with the workers. She hung around and
eventually the construction crew. ,
all of them. more or less adopted her as a kind of
project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit
with them while they had cotter and lunch breaks. and
gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her
feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her
with a pay envelope containing a dollar.
The little girl took this home to her mother who said
all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested
that they take the dollar pay she had received to the
bank the next day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank the teller was equally
impressed with the story and asked the little girl how
she had come by her very own pay check at such a young
age.
The little girl proudly replied,
I' been working with a crew building a house alt
week."
My goodness gracious." said the teller. "and will you
be working on the house again this week too?"
She replied,
I will it those useless cocksuckers at the lumber
yard ever bring us any drywall that' s worth a ****.
LIKE ,
e m ill faith in H um an by
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#9 - Optimus
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(03/23/2010) [-]
Spoken like a true Autobot
#96 - kumarfittel
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(03/23/2010) [-]
did anyone else expect rape at the end of the story? Or do I just have problems...?
#98 to #96 - Ealer
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(03/23/2010) [-]
no, no rape was what is to be expected on the internet, but remember FJ isn't 4chan
#99 to #98 - kumarfittel
Reply 0
(03/23/2010) [-]
yeah everybody has relized that we were becoming 4chan, then they threw bitch fits when people called us /f/amily, i never called us that but ive seen people throw little sissy fits over it
#101 to #99 - Ealer
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(03/23/2010) [-]
which is why the story didn't end in "and then the large workmen raped the girl and gave her a dollar"
#103 to #101 - anon
Reply 0
(03/23/2010) [-]
I didnt expect rape, but i WAS prepared for some obscene phrase at the end that would make me lol.

Mission accomplished, faith in humanity restored, time for a brownie!
#123 to #103 - kumarfittel
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(03/23/2010) [-]
yay brownie!!!! >:D
#102 to #101 - kumarfittel
Reply 0
(03/23/2010) [-]
ahahahahahah that would have been funny,
#100 to #96 - amylove
Reply 0
(03/23/2010) [-]
i know its sick but i did 2 xx
#119 to #96 - huntdoug
Reply 0
(03/23/2010) [-]
Check the **** section, you never know...
#58 - docterjesus
Reply +11
(03/23/2010) [-]
when i read the first sentence i thought it was gonna be some type of gang rape story
#69 to #58 - TommyPickles
Reply +1
(03/23/2010) [-]
i didnt think it was going to...i hoped it was going to.
#83 to #69 - ThaLuckyWilly
Reply +1
(03/23/2010) [-]
Woah, Tommy! Where did you learn that? Go to your room!
#78 to #58 - GroovieNewbie
Reply +1
(03/23/2010) [-]
what do you think this is? 4chan?
#59 to #58 - memorize
Reply +4
(03/23/2010) [-]
lol me to
#64 to #59 - RayneSummers
Reply +1
(03/23/2010) [-]
Third.
#67 to #64 - anon
Reply 0
(03/23/2010) [-]
agreed
#95 to #67 - kumarfittel
Reply 0
(03/23/2010) [-]
i fourth that..
#120 - PedoPirateBear **User deleted account**
Reply +10
(03/23/2010) [-]
Arr, I read mouth of a child... and got excited...but now my timber be shiverin
#121 to #120 - anon
Reply 0
(03/23/2010) [-]
i hear ya matey
#62 - Crimsonfox
Reply +10
(03/23/2010) [-]
What if she starts cat-calling? that'll be creepy
#15 - PICKLExFUCKER
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(03/23/2010) [-]
I thought it was going to be a heart-felt story that would make me aw. I was wrong and I'm glad. made me lul.
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#14 - Shiny
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(03/23/2010) [-]
I love kids. They learn so much from us..........whether we like it or not.
#47 - Macarones **User deleted account**
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(03/23/2010) [-]
pedobear....is reading carefully