Fuck you mammoth. . I don' t understand why you gum: aren' t extinct yet... no thick, shaggy hair, no subcutaneous fat layer, no natural weapons, teamt' t live
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Fuck you mammoth

I don' t understand why you gum: aren' t
extinct yet... no thick, shaggy hair, no
subcutaneous fat layer, no natural
weapons, teamt' t live on grass and lichens...
How do you even ?
speaking of which, I' m
editing the **** out of
your Wikipedia page
tonight. Hope you' re
ready to go down in
history as the animal
Harried To The Seo. oom
Mostly through spite...
with the smallest dick.
...
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#77 - schlickchick (11/16/2011) [-]
Went more like this actually...
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#111 to #77 - repostedftw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#100 to #3 - asmodeu (11/16/2011) [-]
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#57 - roycleave (11/16/2011) [-]
**roycleave rolls 66** No one can roll dubs... Unless, you a zombie
#60 to #57 - warmbuns (11/16/2011) [-]
Did someone say zombie?
#138 - FightClub (11/16/2011) [-]
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EAT ME MAMMOTH, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY GREATEST DESIRE TO BECOME A PEANUT!!
User avatar #171 to #138 - littlenish (11/17/2011) [-]
One of us is gonna have to post this... and front page here we come.
#161 to #157 - FightClub (11/17/2011) [-]
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dayum
User avatar #164 to #161 - littlenish (11/17/2011) [-]
No more spidey pics or dead pool... does this mean our thread is over?
#165 to #164 - FightClub (11/17/2011) [-]
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not for me
#175 to #174 - littlenish (11/17/2011) [-]
yesh, I was...
#176 to #175 - FightClub (11/17/2011) [-]
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not today
#177 to #176 - littlenish (11/17/2011) [-]
You DO know if someone finds this, we could lose front page?
You DO know if someone finds this, we could lose front page?
#178 to #177 - FightClub (11/17/2011) [-]
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what are you talkin' about
User avatar #179 to #178 - littlenish (11/17/2011) [-]
Screen Cap and then BOOM we get no credit...
#180 to #179 - FightClub (11/17/2011) [-]
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i doubt this thread will be posted

and if it is, then our names will be included so yeah
User avatar #159 to #154 - fatalkill (11/17/2011) [-]
**fatalkill rolls 37** dubs and headshot.
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#25 - ihateponiez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#31 to #25 - aurelius (11/16/2011) [-]
Unless you're a mammoth
User avatar #32 to #31 - aurelius (11/16/2011) [-]
(referencing enlarge, re-read and didnt get my own joke)
#13 - alboorack (11/16/2011) [-]
I beg to differ...
I have ALL KINDS OF FAT LAYER!
#124 - totaloc (11/16/2011) [-]
More like this
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#131 to #124 - ihateponiez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#134 to #131 - totaloc (11/16/2011) [-]
lol not my guy, jegion be gay, im a barbarian nord ******* **** up, every shout in the game
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#39 - cheetahface (11/16/2011) [-]
lol i just took a class on anthropology, and the one thing i learned is that the only reason that humans have survived in nature is because we are the biggest assholes out there
#118 - HolyArachnid (11/16/2011) [-]
This has always struck me funny - when you really think about it, we're one of the most piss-poorly adapted creatures on this planet. We aren't naturally good at swimming, climbing, digging or flying. We have soft, sensitive, thin skin with no fur or protective covering. No natural weapons, other than a fairly strong but awkward-as-hell bite. Just enough mass to hurt like hell when we fall, but not enough to throw around very seriously. Sensitive stomachs and immune systems, but our children's first instinct is to put unfamiliar objects in their for-chrissakes mouths. We don't have great strength, either on a brute level (like bears, elephants, etc.) or for our size (like insects). We walk on a laughably-easy-to-topple pair of legs, with our genitalia stuck out in front of us like a huge bullseye. Hell, you could cut off our opposable thumbs and we'd make the Dodo bird look like a marvel of design.

The thing is, it's entirely our brains that make us. We came up with clothing and shelter to protect us from the elements; we developed machines and special techniques to help us swim, climb, fly and so on; we came up with martial arts and weapons to defend ourselves; we came up with a whole new universe of inventions to improve our quality of life - all with the power of our minds. We've adapted to everything this world has thrown at us, because we've mentally risen to the challenge.

TL;DR - we rule this world because of our brainpower. If you're reading this first, you're clearly lacking in it. ;P
#120 to #118 - cubanwhiteman (11/16/2011) [-]
I READ THE TL;DR FIRST...
#142 to #120 - frets ONLINE (11/16/2011) [-]
**** YOU MADE ME READ IT TOO
#46 - asmodeu (11/16/2011) [-]
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Okay, I will just leave this here.
(Enlarge for fun)
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#166 to #28 - samorris (11/17/2011) [-]
**samorris rolled a random image** MFW I killed my first mammoth
User avatar #5 - picamix (11/16/2011) [-]
we survived because we had intelligence, but then we became even more intelligent as we ate cooked food, this cooked food made it easier to digest food thus retrieving more nutrients for brain growth. no natural weapons, we make a sword, cant swim, make a boat, cant fly, make a plane, we make stuff to make up for our weaknesses
#42 to #5 - oljaytoo (11/16/2011) [-]
i can swim.
User avatar #47 to #42 - pootakka (11/16/2011) [-]
Silly Tyrone, ******* can't swim...
User avatar #6 to #5 - puggles (11/16/2011) [-]
what the hell happened to us since then?
#8 to #6 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
Justin Bieber
User avatar #18 to #6 - misterblack (11/16/2011) [-]
Technology
#155 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
I edited it.. :b Go look, [url deleted]
#160 to #155 - anon (11/17/2011) [-]
Guess you just ****** up some kids report on evolution and extinction :D
#162 to #160 - anon (11/17/2011) [-]
**** , someone erased it.. I thought it was believe-able! :<
User avatar #95 - siimonnx (11/16/2011) [-]
**siimonnx rolls 44**
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#65 - Presario (11/16/2011) [-]
but humans do have a subcutaneous layer of fat....
but humans do have a subcutaneous layer of fat....
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User avatar #48 - oddesy (11/16/2011) [-]
it has nothing to do with the fact the human species was, and still it, an ever-evolving species with the ability to differentiate fact, fiction, danger, and security. It has NOTHING to do with the fact we are one of very few species on earth that can make weapons, or the fact we have sophisticated forms of communication. The fact we are, and always have been, great at camouflage, or the fact we have one of the largest survival instincts in the animal kingdom. Nothing to do with this, nope. It was all spite.
#117 - lolollo (11/16/2011) [-]
We didn't go extinct because our species didn't need to be babysat by an independent species of gargantuan, territorial ***** .

No, if someone ****** with us, we dealt with it on our own. We didn't rely on a overpowered super brute to wipe our asses.
#115 - lilstowsgf (11/16/2011) [-]
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#81 to #74 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
User avatar #82 to #81 - lolmasterx (11/16/2011) [-]
Do you?
#83 to #82 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
Yes. But thing is, my dear sir. Do YOU know ME?
User avatar #84 to #83 - lolmasterx (11/16/2011) [-]
You are an anon, ergo, I do not know you, unless you have commented on one of my posts with a crying face, and whose IRL name begins with a J
#85 to #84 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
Nope, but I'm someone you know quite well. (: I know both your siblings names, which state you live in. Oh. And did I mention your fascination for Panty Stocking, lesbians, and boobs?
User avatar #86 to #85 - lolmasterx (11/16/2011) [-]
Oh son of a-
Not you.
#91 to #86 - gingerwithabat ONLINE (11/16/2011) [-]
So the plot thickens?
#88 to #86 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
Should I list all of the information I have gathered up? Should I tell you how we met? Should I tell you of a promise we made that hasn't yet been fulfilled?
#92 to #88 - siimonnx (11/16/2011) [-]
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User avatar #89 to #88 - DANEATSfatKIDS (11/16/2011) [-]
Do it!
#101 to #89 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
Thing is, it wasn't what everyone thought it would be. (Or at least I doubt it) -preparing to be ass raped by red thumbs-
#126 to #114 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
LOL, NO. Erm. I have an account, and I can give you the username... And a picture of how I look... If you want... >< Just. Stephen wouldn't stoop to the level of a "sameRichard Simmons thread". Sorry to have disappointed you. D:
#122 to #88 - omgitztom (11/16/2011) [-]
This thread
User avatar #94 to #88 - fritszol (11/16/2011) [-]
refresh refreshrefresh!
#99 to #86 - anon (11/16/2011) [-]
...Gawd. Seeing as you haven't responded... Please don't get mad at me, Stephen. <3 Jamesy and Manda.... I dun want them mad at me either. Btw. How's the weather in Texas? Sorry I haven't gotten you those pictures of my lesbian friends yet. >< OHHHHH! Remember how we met? I made Jamesy and Manda drag you on iscribble. <3 Ahahaha. Good ol' days. I miss youuuu. I washed my phone, btw. LOL. So send me your number on dA, mmkay? OHHHHHH. I have to show you. My character design. LOL. She's effing sexy. <3 Anyhow, yurh. If you guessed it was Sophia, you were on the spot. I love youuuu. :3
User avatar #90 to #86 - krajan (11/16/2011) [-]
oooh this is getting good
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