Skyrim Dragons Aren't Safe Anywhere. .. >first try >Fighting two blood dragons and a normal dragon in rorikstead >I hardly kill two dragons >The last dragon has low life so he can be kille
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#225 to #114 - yankadoodleshit (11/15/2011) [-]
But I love you.
#126 to #114 - John Cena (11/15/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** I will love everything you rape
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#223 to #202 - sniffythebird (11/15/2011) [-]
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I just watched 28 Days Later!
User avatar #32 - gildemoono (11/15/2011) [-]
>Fight giants
>What a lovely view of skyrim!
#255 to #32 - dkillakai (11/15/2011) [-]
Only tried it once and I thought it was a glitch when I flew.  Try again at level 18.  Apparently not a glitch.
Only tried it once and I thought it was a glitch when I flew. Try again at level 18. Apparently not a glitch.
#105 - karris (11/15/2011) [-]
Silly dragonborn, horses can't walk on walls.
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User avatar #64 to #58 - mercfohire (11/15/2011) [-]
lmao same here! well i didn't save him actually. I was fighting a dragon then all of a sudden a giant came behind me and next thing /i know i can see half the map under me.
#76 to #58 - brownchaos (11/15/2011) [-]
at least you didn't go to jail come back then see two dragon attacking the city kill both of them and get attacked by the people for hitting a guard without knowing
MFW when they killed me for saving them
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#2 - John Cena (11/14/2011) [-]
had to kill a dragon outside one of the towns. dragon thought it was funny to lay waste to the town inside it's walls. problem being i couldn't get to it, if i went inside, the game would "load" since i was entering a town, dragon wasn't there.

#233 - stubbyftw (11/15/2011) [-]
I'm gonna leave this here...
#46 - thingamajig (11/15/2011) [-]
Real dragons have a scottish accent
#237 to #46 - perfectionx (11/15/2011) [-]
**perfectionx rolled a random image** mfw I read that in his voice
#6 - youhaveasmallpenis (11/15/2011) [-]
>Goes to see greybeards
>Get stuck on rock
>Reload save
>Walk exact same way
>Yeti out of ******* nowhere this time
>Kill it
>Almost no health
>Out of Magicka
>Something hitting me from behind
>Thinks it is bandit
>Turn around
>Dragon that was waiting for me
#300 to #6 - xookamiix (11/15/2011) [-]
>Goes exploring, not knowing dragons get randomly spawned
>Reach for favorite weapon
>Notice favorite weapon is with Derpina (my nickname for her)
>Dragon literally lands in my face
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User avatar #50 to #6 - darkxreaper (11/15/2011) [-]
>Dragon that was waiting for me
>Turn around
>Think it is bandit
>Something hitting me from behind
>Out of Magicka
>Almost no health
>Kill it
>Yeti out of nowhere this time
>Walk exact same way
>Reload quick save
>Get stuck on rock
>Goes to see greybeards
User avatar #163 to #6 - xXDisturbedXx (11/15/2011) [-]
i didnt fight the frost troll i ran the hell away
#147 to #6 - mazlum (11/15/2011) [-]
>Goes to do quest for the dungon
>take Dog, Lydia and Horse with me
>rush the dungon
>get out of dungon
>Lydia and dog are missing
>Dragon out of nowhere eating my Horse
>Horse dead, Dog dead, Lydia knocked out and back in my house.
>Mfw the last savegame with my dog alive was 1 hour ago
#232 to #147 - youhaveasmallpenis (11/15/2011) [-]
Oh yeah, my Lydia was killed in a battle with a giant. So I just bought another one.
#280 - theakwardturtle (11/15/2011) [-]
**theakwardturtle rolls 66**
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#269 - iamshadow (11/15/2011) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks his face is a little disturbing?
User avatar #308 to #269 - stallwallwriter (11/15/2011) [-]
Yes, because I think the rest of us find it to be a whole lot of disturbing.
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#188 - hollyfries (11/15/2011) [-]
>first try
>Fighting two blood dragons and a normal dragon in rorikstead
>I hardly kill two dragons
>The last dragon has low life so he can be killed with shout
>Guard gets in front while I shout
>He and the dragon are attacking me and I die
>savegame was one hour ago :|
>second try
>i kill two dragons again
>at the last, the guard remembers me as i am having a 400 gold bounty and wants to take me to jail while a ******* dragon is attacking the city.
>I kill the guard and all the guards start attacking me
>I run to an inn
>I open the door, get on the floor and every body walked the dinosaur.
User avatar #212 to #188 - ewaffle (11/15/2011) [-]
>on funnyjunk
Why would you do that?
Unless you go to 4chan, in which case you WOULDN'T do that.
I am confus.
#222 to #212 - hollyfries (11/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #263 to #222 - pitos (11/15/2011) [-]
Mr Bean is so ******* funny. Made 3 generations laugh without uttering a single word.
#283 to #263 - asbjornthegreat (11/15/2011) [-]
My God, I could see if you posted this on someone's Facebook post, but seriously, here on Funnyjunk where, not only are people not COMPLETE ******* retards, at least not the majority of people, but where that exact wording has made it to the front page more than several times?
User avatar #287 to #283 - pitos (11/15/2011) [-]
So what? It's true, no? It's not as if I posted it and asked for thumbs... The "are you ******* kidding me" face has been used thousands of times before as well, but you chose to use it. What was the point of your comment? What I gathered from what you wrote was that you couldn't see me posting this on FunnyJunk. You ended in a question mark, but no question had been asked.
User avatar #310 to #287 - asbjornthegreat (11/15/2011) [-]
While those are good points and all (that convinced me that you actually mean what you said about Mr Bean and didn't just post it in an attempt to get thumbs), I think it's important to recognize the fact that the image I used is a image to support peoples opinions while what you wrote was a direct repost (no offence intended). And as for the question mark? I'm kinda tired and when I write long comments like these I often forget either the core meaning I was trying to put out or it just becomes cluttered, which this probably is as well.
User avatar #328 to #310 - pitos (11/15/2011) [-]
Repost? Seriously? I'm not going for thumbs; I didn't post this as a main image you find in the newest uploads in a desperate attempt for thumbs - I posted this to reinforce the awesome hilarity of Mr. Bean, aka Rowan Atkinson.

I'll ask again, what was your original point? Why did you thumb me down for a true statement?
User avatar #354 to #328 - asbjornthegreat (11/15/2011) [-]
First of all I said that I didn't mean to offend, I simply couldn't come up with a better word than repost. Secondly, my original point was that your first statement was far from original and therefore I assumed that it was an attempt for thumbs, however, like I said, I can now see that it in fact was not. Thirdly, I actually didn't thumb you down. Someone else did. Lastly, I don't want to pick a fight, I merely wanted to say my opinion, that your first statement was not nearly original.
User avatar #399 to #354 - pitos (11/16/2011) [-]
I never said, implied or wanted it to be original. I wanted to say the truth. And I remembered this being said and reiterated it. And since when did you expect every single comic, comment, post and video to be original? Everything has an inspiration.
#219 to #212 - John Cena (11/15/2011) [-]
>because **** you
User avatar #220 to #219 - ewaffle (11/15/2011) [-]
no u
User avatar #265 to #220 - Theyneverknow (11/15/2011) [-]
#339 to #265 - pitos (11/15/2011) [-]
It's "Ro" By the way :)

I prefer YOL TOOR SHUL: Fire Breath, or STRUN BAH QO: Storm Call
User avatar #341 to #339 - Theyneverknow (11/15/2011) [-]
Ah thank you, don't have it yet..I'm skint T.T
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#215 to #188 - inkythesquid (11/15/2011) [-]
well played good sir
User avatar #209 to #188 - otterpower (11/15/2011) [-]
Excellent transition good Sir!
User avatar #208 to #188 - shitshitshit (11/15/2011) [-]
...well played
#191 to #188 - albuz (11/15/2011) [-]
Dammit, you got me.
#94 - Busemann (11/15/2011) [-]
When I killed my first dragon alone, I felt invincible.

Then I killed a second one alone, but when I faced my third dragon alone, it was impossible to kill.
It didn't take any damage from my arrows, and it didn't land either. Just showered me in thunder andd lightning breath.

... So I pussied out and hid beneath a bridge 'til it attacked a nearby city.
#107 to #94 - westylegity (11/15/2011) [-]
In reaction to your picture
#21 - patentpending (11/15/2011) [-]
>Fast travel to College to sell books
>Dragon out of ******* nowhere
>Hide behind pillars
>Easy kill
>Fast travel to house
>Pick up more books
>Fast travel back to College
>Another ******* dragon.
#49 - Alaskan Spirit (11/15/2011) [-]
>Kill Dragon with only minor damage to my health
>Defeat it fairly quickly
>Troll comes strolling down mountain
>Kills me in one hit

In short, trolls are somehow tougher than a ******* dragon
#53 to #49 - John Cena (11/15/2011) [-]
i always get eaten by dragons... literaly one time it ate me through a mountain...
User avatar #51 to #49 - jubnik (11/15/2011) [-]
you just got trolled
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