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Odds that you exist

what are the addf
What are the odds that you mat, as you, today?
Author ALI [ attemps to quanity the probability that you came about and egestas you today,
and reverts that the odds of you existing are almost zero.
LET' S START SMALL.
1 in 20, 000
BUT WE KNOW HOW TRICKY LOVE CAN BE.
LOATHINGS ARE GOING .
TO GET PRETTY INTERESTING. t
1 in 400, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000
BUT WE' RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
45 we I
That' s a 10 with 45, 000 after it.
THATS PRETTY BIG,
BUT WAIT A MINUTE.
ODDS OF THE RIGHT SPERM,
MEETING THE RIGHT EGG
150, 000 TIMES?
1 in 10 2, 640, 000
1 in 102, 685, 000
X BY COMPARISON:
THINKOF IT LIKETHIS: . “g
SO, THE ODDS THAT * EXIST AT ALL ARE:
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#1 - lupislord
Reply +5
(11/13/2011) [-]
and that's why there are 6 billion people in the world and no 2 are alike
#6 to #1 - asainati
Reply +10
(11/13/2011) [-]
7 Billion now :/
#3 to #1 - xboxlive
Reply +27
(11/13/2011) [-]
#4 to #3 - lupislord
Reply +9
(11/13/2011) [-]
yep... still unique... just like everybody else
#21 - kylefromabove
Reply +22
(11/14/2011) [-]
And yet I still ended up looking like this.
#14 - hkarmy
Reply +14
(11/14/2011) [-]
I AM the .0000001%
#16 to #14 - xzillerationer
Reply +20
(11/14/2011) [-]
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#17 to #16 - xkmarcus
Reply +14
(11/14/2011) [-]
You forgot a few quadrillion 0's.
#18 to #17 - xzillerationer
Reply +17
(11/14/2011) [-]
the fat black woman in the back of the theater wouldn't let me go any higher.
#36 to #17 - jasonoro
Reply -1
(11/14/2011) [-]
only a few million.
#13 - bitchimflawless
Reply +20
(11/14/2011) [-]
#8 - puggles
Reply +17
(11/13/2011) [-]
the odds that i exist? 100% because i DO exist. the odds of me happening again, however, are astronomical.
#12 - deluxedaddyrg
Reply +11
(11/14/2011) [-]
We are the %1
#22 to #12 - Sexysammich
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(11/14/2011) [-]
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#23 to #22 - Sexysammich
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(11/14/2011) [-]
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#24 to #23 - Sexysammich
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(11/14/2011) [-]
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#25 to #24 - Sexysammich
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(11/14/2011) [-]
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#27 to #25 - Sexysammich
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(11/14/2011) [-]
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#26 to #25 - Sexysammich
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#30 - unarmedhobo **User deleted account**
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#31 to #30 - megustatumadre
Reply +8
(11/14/2011) [-]
Since when do ******* read?
#59 to #31 - theshadowofdeath
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
the first one had to try it to let the others know not to
#52 - brettzki
Reply +7
(11/14/2011) [-]
#54 to #52 - youallfags **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 to #54 - brettzki
Reply -1
(11/14/2011) [-]
I had too, Really i did.
#56 to #55 - youallfags **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
No-one's blaming you
No-one's blaming you
#58 - Silver Quantum
Reply -5
(11/14/2011) [-]
if you wouldn't be the self your are now, you would be someone else that you would consider as your own self. so no matter who you are, you wouldn't give a **** if you could or couldn't have been someone else because you will always look at your own self from your own perspective. these large numbers do offer quite an entertainment, but they are pointless nonetheless
#60 to #58 - azsh
Reply +5
(11/14/2011) [-]
If you weren't born...
You would not exist.
There is no other you.
There is only ONE you.
If you weren't born, there would not magically be a rabbit with your mind.
There would be a rabbit with it's OWN mind.
#61 to #60 - Silver Quantum
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
it's a good thing you got my point
#63 to #61 - azsh
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
You just said that the person would still be "you".

That would be false.

You basically contradicted the **** out of yourself.
#65 to #63 - Silver Quantum
Reply -2
(11/14/2011) [-]
or you didn't read my comment carefully enough. but you would never admit that possibility. i figured my comment would be confusing for the intellectually challenged people
#70 to #65 - anon
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
Or you're just retard
#71 to #70 - Silver Quantum
Reply -1
(11/14/2011) [-]
*retarded.

oh the irony
#68 to #65 - azsh
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
Sigh... Alright, fine. Here we go:

if you wouldn't be the self your are now, you would be someone else that you would consider as your own self.
This is what I'm saying: You would not exist. There would be no you. There would be no you born in your place. It is NOT possible to be someone else. There is no possibility that you wouldn't be yourself, because it is not possible to be born as someone else.

It is 4 am, though. But I'm pretty sure that this is wrong.

And insults are silly, sir.
#69 to #68 - Silver Quantum
Reply -2
(11/14/2011) [-]
i guess you got my point, now that you explained yourself better
#72 to #69 - azsh
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
Should I even bother? I just explained why you were wrong there. And you didn't even notice your contradiction.

Alright, last ditch effort:

if you wouldn't be the self your are now, you would be someone else that you would consider as your own self.

Not anywhere near possible.
#73 to #72 - Silver Quantum
Reply -1
(11/14/2011) [-]
i wasn't sarcastic dude
#74 to #73 - azsh
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
Lol, alright then. Couldn't tell since you were earlier. Sorry.
#75 to #74 - Silver Quantum
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
you might also notice the .jpg in the earlier one. why would i add it in the first comment but not in the second?
#76 to #75 - azsh
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
You would be surprised how many people don't see the need to add a second.
#28 - shadowphoenix
Reply +5
(11/14/2011) [-]
you don't exist because there is not a porn of you.
#43 to #28 - iamblastoise
Reply -1
(11/14/2011) [-]
If it exists there is porn of it. It does not state that the rule applies inversely . Just because there isn't porn of you does NOT mean you don't exist.
#47 to #43 - anon
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
Yes actually it does. If it exists there is porn of it => If there is no porn it doesn't exist.
A=>B
not B => not A
(If it's grass it's green: If it's not green it's not grass)

inb4 accidentally learning
#48 to #47 - iamblastoise
Reply -1
(11/14/2011) [-]
Dead grass is not green. It's still grass.
#49 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(11/14/2011) [-]
You're missing the point