Sometimes I just lay in my bed and think
Wow, I faded and I can' t even smell it. Can my pants
trap farts inside them? Where does the smell go then?
Does it just linger inside my undies or something? The
closest thing to my butthole is my balls, so do they just
absorb the smell? Geez, my nuts must stink right now.
What if a girl was about to blow me and then she caught
a wiff of my testicles? She would probably flee for her
life. Holy crap, I can never have a girlfriend with nuts like
these. I' m going to be lonely for the rest of my life. I will
never know what sex with a woman feels like. Well, I
could always pay a hooker to fuck me. But what if the
smell would drive her away? I would' wasted my
money then. I guess I could try and find a prostitute who
could tolerate the stench. But what if it was so bad that
no whore could stand it. I would just be spending money
on useless hookers who would run from me. I would go
bankrupt because of my fart balls. Oh my god, I' m going
to be poor and lonely all my life. Holy shit. I have nothing
to look forward to in my life.
looks like we
got a suicide here.
Alright get me a
phone, I' ll contact
Holy fuck, what the
hell is that smell?!
Shit dude, I think
it' s his balls.
Yah, screw this
kid, that smell is
Fuck this man. unbearable let' s
get the fuck outa