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User avatar #72 - fjmod (11/12/2011) [-]
>2am
>Friend calls
>He's running away
>needs a ride
>I pick him up
>He throws 3 black trashbags in back of car
>We drive off
>Take dirt roads
>Find the one ******* sheriff out on a dirt road at 2:30 am
>Pulls us over
>Asks to search the car
>Says it's a random search, They do it every now and then.
>Say ok
>Dog runs around car
>Sniffs my tires
>I say my German shepherd pissed on them
>We talk about german shepherds for about 10 mins
>Cop says goodnight and leaves
>Get to the place where my friend is running away to
>Pulls out 3 ounces of weed and a bong
>I about pass the **** out
>Mfw
>I have no face
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